calfoxwc Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 LOL. That was GREAT. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VaporTrail Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I looked at it without glasses. I saw the firmament. Round earthers BTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Weird. The world didn't end. No national guard to take away our rights either. JAFBF, what's going on? Did I buy all of these seeds and toilet paper for nothing!?!?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieHardBrownsFan1 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 40 minutes ago, VaporTrail said: That's a view woody is used to.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VaporTrail Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I was in NC for the 2017 eclipse. I think the sun was about 97% covered at that location. It's unreal how much light that 3% provides. For me, the reaction to 2017 was "well, that was neat, haven't seen it since 94." In contrast, today was a spiritual experience. Being able to actually look at it with the naked eye. Crickets started up when it went dark, and when the light came back, spring peepers started croaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MLD Woody Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4580464-greene-defends-claim-that-eclipse-earthquake-signs-to-repent/ Repent! Good thing we have our best and brightest representing us in Congress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/04/08/eclipse-end-times-fail-2024-election/73246460007/ COLUMNISTS Solar Eclipse 2024 Add Topic The total solar eclipse failed to bring about the end times. I'm disappointed. Nothing freakin' happened. Satan's demonic minions didn't rise up from the ground and drag me to the fiery pits of hell. There were literally zero raptures. Rex Huppke USA TODAY 0:42 0:42 Like most Americans, I was banking on the solar eclipse ushering in the end times and saving me from the unbearable horrors of a presidential election year and the general absurdity of human existence. But Monday’s much-ballyhooed eclipse came and went and … nothing. The lights came back on, the land remained un-blighted and America continued to exist. Nary a locust to be found. Clearly, this was a huge disappointment. It’s like the Groundhog Day groundhog telling us we have six more weeks of winter, only this was the sun telling us we have to continue existing for an indefinite period of time in a world where people think random doses of horse dewormer are safer than vaccines. Why oh why did the solar eclipse not usher in the end times? Pondering the months ahead and the mind-blistering daily nonsense that will be blasted from Donald Trump’s mouth-cannon, I viewed the potentially apocalyptic solar eclipse as a welcome way to shuffle off this mortal coil. The moon blocking out the sun, I was told by the kind of sources who embraced the aforementioned horse dewormer, was a harbinger of doom. And as I glanced at a few social media feeds and saw the gushers of left- and right-wing babble, I welcomed the sweet embrace of death that would accompany this celestial moment. The eclipse is upon us– and so are the conspiracies. It's possible, even good, to enjoy it. I joined the masses in counting down the moments until the skies began to dim. I wasn’t in the path of totality but figured (fingers crossed!) the inevitable rivers of fire would still consume me. Worst. Solar eclipse. Ever. Slowly but surely, the sunlight dimmed. But then, in a matter of minutes, it started coming back. What the heck? I was promised a descent into eternal darkness and an end to the ceaseless anguish of American life. Why could I still see my laptop and a headline that read: “Trump revives his wish that immigrants came from rich White countries.” THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS COUNTING ON THE ECLIPSE TO ERADICATE!!! What's so special about the eclipse?You have to see it to believe it. Our dreams of an end to American politics (and life) faded quickly Nothing freakin’ happened. Satan’s demonic minions didn’t rise up from the ground and drag me to the fiery pits of hell. There were literally zero raptures. The earth did not split open and swallow all of humanity into its gaping maw. I briefly thought I saw a chupacabra, but it was just my dog wearing her chupacabra costume. You disappoint me, eclipse. I had such high hopes for an end of days. Good grief. What’s a guy gotta do to drown in a river of blood and avoid months of hearing people who don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” defend a con-artist former president who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire. Thanks for nothing, solar eclipse. A lot of us were counting on you to bring a swift end to the chaos of modern American life. Now we’re left to wait around and hope an asteroid comes along and does the job properly. Follow USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke on X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Closest thing to an eclipse we saw around here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 And there it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 29 minutes ago, VaporTrail said: And there it is You're late to the party.. That was already posted.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jax Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 44 minutes ago, VaporTrail said: And there it is There what is? Someone who belongs in a mental ward did something nutty and horrendous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jax Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 Why are the libs the only one fixated on repenting and end of times here? They are trying so hard to instigate people here who just wanted to talk about something cool. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 HOT TAKE Sunny Hostin abruptly shut down after blaming eclipse and earthquake on 'climate change' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrail Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 1 hour ago, nickers said: You're late to the party.. That was already posted.. shame on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 2 hours ago, Vambo said: HOT TAKE Sunny Hostin abruptly shut down after blaming eclipse and earthquake on 'climate change' She's dumber than a bag of shit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 4 hours ago, nickers said: She's dumber than a bag of shit That’s an insult to a bag of shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jax Posted April 10 Author Report Share Posted April 10 12 hours ago, Vambo said: HOT TAKE Sunny Hostin abruptly shut down after blaming eclipse and earthquake on 'climate change' Just goes to show how bad libs fall for the climate scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 who is the dumbest? Sunny or Sheila ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 maybe Sonny, Sheila and Hank should get some education - if that is at all possible.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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