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not mine, but:

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/01/03/code-red-2022-predictions-n501167

The first week of January requires that everyone make 2022 predictions. It’s a law. Here are mine.

  1. A university offers an athletic (swimming) scholarship to a fish.
  2. Liz Cheney runs for president of a local bingo club and is soundly defeated.
  3. Hillary Clinton announces a third run for second place.
  4. California passes legislation that allows for in vitro COVID vaccinations and a child is born, wearing a mask.
  5. AOC’s eyes literally pop out of her head after her Abuela announces she’s a Republican.
  6. Brian Stelter finally identifies as the thing he is…a potato.
  7. Biden announces that the White House will be known as the Whxte House.
  8. Twitter bans “Let’s,” and “Go,” and “Brandon.”
  9. Jen Psaki announces she’s not really a redhead and is praised for being honest, for once.
  10. Nancy Pelosi spontaneously combusts leaving ash in a pattern that appears to be “666.”
 
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9 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

not mine, but:

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/01/03/code-red-2022-predictions-n501167

The first week of January requires that everyone make 2022 predictions. It’s a law. Here are mine.

  1. A university offers an athletic (swimming) scholarship to a fish.
  2. Liz Cheney runs for president of a local bingo club and is soundly defeated.
  3. Hillary Clinton announces a third run for second place.
  4. California passes legislation that allows for in vitro COVID vaccinations and a child is born, wearing a mask.
  5. AOC’s eyes literally pop out of her head after her Abuela announces she’s a Republican.
  6. Brian Stelter finally identifies as the thing he is…a potato.
  7. Biden announces that the White House will be known as the Whxte House.
  8. Twitter bans “Let’s,” and “Go,” and “Brandon.”
  9. Jen Psaki announces she’s not really a redhead and is praised for being honest, for once.
  10. Nancy Pelosi spontaneously combusts leaving ash in a pattern that appears to be “666.”
 

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9 hours ago, calfoxwc said:

not mine, but:

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/01/03/code-red-2022-predictions-n501167

The first week of January requires that everyone make 2022 predictions. It’s a law. Here are mine.

  1. A university offers an athletic (swimming) scholarship to a fish.
  2. Liz Cheney runs for president of a local bingo club and is soundly defeated.
  3. Hillary Clinton announces a third run for second place.
  4. California passes legislation that allows for in vitro COVID vaccinations and a child is born, wearing a mask.
  5. AOC’s eyes literally pop out of her head after her Abuela announces she’s a Republican.
  6. Brian Stelter finally identifies as the thing he is…a potato.
  7. Biden announces that the White House will be known as the Whxte House.
  8. Twitter bans “Let’s,” and “Go,” and “Brandon.”
  9. Jen Psaki announces she’s not really a redhead and is praised for being honest, for once.
  10. Nancy Pelosi spontaneously combusts leaving ash in a pattern that appears to be “666.”
 

 

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No way I think that's her, but it's said she is going to make another go of it.

 

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1. Cult members will still be crying that their king was defeated by an old man.

2. More traitors to the country will be convicted for their part in Jan 6 coup attempt.

3. The fake patriots will still put Cheetos Jesus ahead of their country, morals, and principles.

4. A lot more anti-vaxxers will kill themselves this year.

5. Conservative will ban more books that hurt their feelings.

 

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26 minutes ago, cccjwh said:

1. Cult members will still be crying that their king was defeated by an old man.

2. More traitors to the country will be convicted for their part in Jan 6 coup attempt.

3. The fake patriots will still put Cheetos Jesus ahead of their country, morals, and principles.

4. A lot more anti-vaxxers will kill themselves this year.

5. Conservative will ban more books that hurt their feelings.

 

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56 minutes ago, cccjwh said:

1. Cult members will still be crying that their king was defeated by an old man.

2. More traitors to the country will be convicted for their part in Jan 6 coup attempt.

3. The fake patriots will still put Cheetos Jesus ahead of their country, morals, and principles.

4. A lot more anti-vaxxers will kill themselves this year.

5. Conservative will ban more books that hurt their feelings.

 

1. Libtards will still contend that Russian Collusion played a part in the 2016 election.

2. The Dumbocrats will cry about the “insurrection on January 6th” while wearing their BLM and Antifa shirts.

3. The Communists will continue to whine for more free shit from the Demented old Fuck they voted for.

4. The vaccine groupies will push to have their cats, dogs, horses, and cows vaccinated against a virus with a 99% survival rate.

5. The Socialists will push to have more females with dicks participate in the Olympics.

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