hoorta Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Dear LOSER!! Welcome to the White House, you sleepy dope. I am leaving not because you beat me but because I choose to stop being president because I have already been THE BEST president in American history. Many have said that. I hear it all the time, people say, “Sir, there has never been a president like you.” And I know they’re right. I’ve accomplished more than any president in history, and I remain incredibly popular and everyone loves me, especially my late father. And also Lindsey Graham. Just ask him, he tells me that all the time. He’s a total loser, but he knows a good president when he sees one. By the way, I left a file about him in the desk here. It contains … some things, if you know what I mean. Just wave it around if you ever need to get him to do something for you. He’s like a trained dog. Anyway, back to all the things I’ve done that you will never match, and it won’t even be close. I built the big, beautiful wall to keep out the bad hombres. Nobody called them bad hombres before I did. I came up with that, and people love it. It was so smart. Some slobs said it was racist, but they’re racist. I’m the least racist person I’ve ever met. By far. But yes, I built the wall. Some will say there are still hundreds of miles of open border, but I haven’t seen them so they doesn’t exist. FAKE NEWS! We have our great Trump wall, and do you know who’s paying for that wall? Do you? Because actually, I don’t. I kept sending the contractor bills in an envelope clearly marked “MEXICO!” but it just kept getting returned. Good luck with that. Speaking of bills, I’m gonna need you to pay Rudy Giuliani for me. He’s a great American patriot and represented me in all this RIGGED ELECTION stuff. He did a terrible job, frankly. I told him to find me fraud and he didn’t find a thing, even though I know it’s out there because that guy from the pillow company told me it is. Anyway, pay Rudy. The bill is in the desk by that file of stuff on Lindsey. Where was I? Oh yeah, I accomplished so much. We have our great, great health care plan, which I’ll be releasing in two weeks. It will be better than that disastrous Obamacare you idiots came up with. So that’s coming up soon, since I can still technically be president if I want to, since I won, by a lot, and you lost. I beat you in a landslide, you know that’s true. Some losers in the media keep saying I should just say you won. They say crazy stuff, like that I’m “fomenting violence.” What does “fomenting” even mean? I gotta ask Jared. Speaking of Jared, can you give him a job? That would be a good way to unify the country, and frankly, I can’t stand the kid. Creepy looking. I just had him around to keep Ivanka happy. Isn’t she beautiful? Not sure what she sees in that skinny weirdo, but whatever. Now look, I know you’re going to screw up everything I’ve done, and I want you to know this: I don’t care. I just want to get down to Mar-a-Lago and keep bilking money from these rubes I sold hats to. So how about you give me a big pardon? Not that I’ve done anything wrong, but just in case. You give me a pardon, I’ll give you nothing and we’ll call it even, deal? I had Stephen Miller draw up the pardon papers. They’re in that same drawer with the wall bills and the Lindsey dirt … sorry, I mean “information.” Oh, speaking of Miller, there might be bags of human hair stashed in a few places. We tried to find them all, but he’s pretty sneaky. Good luck, dummy. NOT! — STILL President Donald J. Trump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted January 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 PS- Sorry that was just too good to pass up. I'll have a few more parting shots lined up for you Donnie butt smoochers in the future. BTW, stores are boycotting My Pillow and pulling his inventory off of the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 He does most of his business online. And your TDS is really out of control. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Biden death count day one over 4300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Here’s the letter Trump left Dementia Joe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 I have no idea what it said but I've heard it was very gracious. WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cccjwh Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, hoorta said: PS- Sorry that was just too good to pass up. I'll have a few more parting shots lined up for you Donnie butt smoochers in the future. BTW, stores are boycotting My Pillow and pulling his inventory off of the shelves. Pretty good. But not enough run on sentences. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: He does most of his business online. I have the pillows and two sets of towels both are top notch products anybody that wouldn't buy them because they hate Trump is really a moron. And your TDS is really out of control. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 I have two of the pillows. I like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Celebrating the hardship of MyPillow ??? morally bankrupt piece off crap...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Even with your tiny amount of power as a moderator on, like, the fourth most popular Cleveland browns forum you somehow always find a way to display conduct unbecoming of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 hours ago, hoorta said: PS- Sorry that was just too good to pass up. I'll have a few more parting shots lined up for you Donnie butt smoochers in the future. BTW, stores are boycotting My Pillow and pulling his inventory off of the shelves. I'm going to order my pillows, and some friends are going to do the same. Meanwhile, it's been done before - Schiff slammed for chalking up ‘disturbing’ fictional ... https://www.foxnews.com/media/schiff-parody Sep 26, 2019 · House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff, D-Calif., came under fire on Thursday for reading his own "parody" version of President Trump’s phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hoorta Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 hours ago, Vambo said: Biden death count day one over 4300 Um, Trump death count before January 20th? 400,000+. Take Trump's advice, and inject some bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 hours ago, The Cysko Kid said: Even with your tiny amount of power as a moderator on, like, the fourth most popular Cleveland browns forum you somehow always find a way to display conduct unbecoming of it. So? as I said before- I can't post a personal opinion just because I'm a Moderator, and you don't like my POV? Pound salt. I'll stop posting funny (or serious) left leaning stuff when the nominal moderator of the Political Forum (that would be Steve) stops spewing from the right side of the fence. Got it? Sorry if your snowflake sensibilities are hurt. ONLY 19 right wing rants on the first page of this Forum? Guess one or two from the other side are TERRIBLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 6 hours ago, hammertime said: Celebrating the hardship of MyPillow ??? morally bankrupt piece off crap...... But Kamala is a slut... morally bankrupt piece of crap... Taking a cue from the most amoral President in US history... MAGA Hat & flag sales way down. Buy my Pillows!!!! Celebrating? I just call it FACTS. Something MAGAs have a hard time dealing with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjp28 Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Vambo said: Biden death count day one over 4300 The "Trump I don't really give a crap" tally of covid-19 deaths that I ignored for a year. Don't worry it will go away when warm weather gets here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 hours ago, calfoxwc said: Brother Vlad has the good ones of his boy DONALD in his drawer in Moscow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 9 hours ago, hoorta said: But Kamala is a slut... morally bankrupt piece of crap... Taking a cue from the most amoral President in US history... MAGA Hat & flag sales way down. Buy my Pillows!!!! Celebrating? I just call it FACTS. Something MAGAs have a hard time dealing with... KH is a baby killing slut who wants to legalize prostitution. Get it right. When is your departure scheduled for? morals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 hours ago, mjp28 said: Brother Vlad has the good ones of his boy DONALD in his drawer in Moscow. no evidence? ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/22/2021 at 11:56 PM, hoorta said: But Kamala is a slut... morally bankrupt piece of crap... Taking a cue from the most amoral President in US history... MAGA Hat & flag sales way down. Buy my Pillows!!!! Celebrating? I just call it FACTS. Something MAGAs have a hard time dealing with... In the meantime the Left are all child molesters who are part of the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking ring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 17 hours ago, calfoxwc said: no evidence? ha. Just wait until Mr and Mrs DJ Trump after going broke in the USA move into the Moscow Hills ! No kidding ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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