Vambo Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS August 17th, 2020 930.9kShares 719.4k Share 96.4k Share Share WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all. The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER." Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. "Our democracy is over," he said. "It doesn't exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you're a racist." Antifa and BLM responded by marching on local post offices and burning them down. Enthusiastic Trump supporters quickly bought up all the stamps. They are now selling for $3,000 apiece online. https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-puts-himself-on-all-postage-stamps-forcing-democrats-to-abolish-the-usps/?utm_content=buffer3b5bb&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 LOL LOL LOL. good one - satire is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 Twitter ‘accidentally’ suspends satirical site Babylon Bee ... https://www.rt.com/usa/498263-babylon-bee-satire-twitter-suspension Twitter suspended the account of parody news site The Babylon Bee after it mocked Democrat VP candidate Kamala Harris and ‘mail vote suppression’ conspiracies. It was shortly restored amid protests about censorship. The Bee went dark around 6 pm on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htownbrown Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 No back tattoos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MLD Woody Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, htownbrown said: No back tattoos? I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted August 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp Not everyone has one like you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp Would you prefer a Big Mike Obama tramp stamp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted August 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Axe said: Would you prefer a Big Mike Obama tramp stamp? Woody strikes me as a Maxine Waters type! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 my tramp stamp says "#YangGang" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 58 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: my tramp stamp says "#YangGang" Nobody wants you..... stamps for you are pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo Posted August 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, MLD Woody said: my tramp stamp says "#YangGang" Bang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, MLD Woody said: my tramp stamp says "#YangGang" Placed just above your ass crack in a floral font I'm sure 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted August 23, 2020 Report Share Posted August 23, 2020 40 minutes ago, Vambo said: Bang? the woodpecker dance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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