Westside Steve Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 The Corona Rules: 1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. 2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well. 3. Stores are closed, except those that are open. 4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick. 5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster. 6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help. 7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT. 8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes. 9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects. 10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there… 11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my.. 12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no… 13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old). 14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication. 15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy. 16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too? 17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…" 18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver. 19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof. 20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance. 21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily. 22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe. 23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of… 24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications). 25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that? 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 It's a mess. What Trump is wanting to do in opening back up the economy is something that has to be done or the cure will be worse than the virus. Already we are seeing food banks being swamped. However it doesn't take much of a prophet to see in the future once we open things back up again the virus will spread. Then the blame game will continue with those claiming Trump opened up the economy too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 26. You can go to work but quarantine yourself from your family for 14 days. But its okay to shop with strangers and remember to say hi to the toll booth workers who have mysteriously not gotten sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 I don't know about up in the Cleve area but here the ambulance chaser lawyers are in hyper drive with their commercials in anticipation of all the lawsuits sure to follow soon. 🤨 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 That is definitely the cynical, poorly informed way to look at it I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 20 hours ago, MLD Woody said: That is definitely the cynical, poorly informed way to look at it I guess Sorry Pollyanna, now get back inside the house. 😂😂😂 WSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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