bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Today for the first time ever I got heckled for wearing my MAGA hat. Walking back out to the car there was a car parked next to me (obviously my car is much nicer) with like 3 dudes in it (minus the driver) windows rolled down. They were younger guys, albeit I'm a younger guy myself. As I'm getting in my car which unlocks without using the key they're like "what kind of Retard wears a hat like that" I turned and said "an engineer who doesn't need their 21 year old friend to buy beer for them" They didn't say anything else, but who the hell waits in the car on a beer run? They must have been 18 year old fucks because we always all went in an argued about the type of beer we wanted for 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 I turned and said "an engineer who doesn't need their 21 year old friend to buy beer for them" . Come clean, how long after the fact did this comeback ovcur to you? Im betting you went to bed saying "stupid kids id have shown them" and then you woke up in tje morning and clapped ur forehead, doh i can buy my own beer doh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Come clean, how long after the fact did this comeback ovcur to you? Im betting you went to bed saying "stupid kids id have shown them" and then you woke up in tje morning and clapped ur forehead, doh i can buy my own beer doh!!!! Maybe it was stupid because I came up with it on the spot? Point is they call a Trump supporter Retarded despite that I'm an accomplished software engineer that works for the best company in Cleveland. They're probably liberal arts major fucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 its def a cool story thnx for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Oh god. Don't throw around engineer like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Oh god. Don't throw around engineer like that.Sorry woody unlike most I'm actually the best at what I do. Fellow millennials calling me re-tarded even though I'm more politically informed than them is well...re-tarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 What exactly do you do? Even as a 4chan, meme using, Pepe loving, Trump troll you just copy what's out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 What exactly do you do? Even as a 4chan, meme using, Pepe loving, Trump troll you just copy what's out there. Back end Java+MQ stuff mainly, but personally I've contributed to the Linux foundation and to Android projects - as you could easily find some of my stuff on XDA and GitHub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 XDA and GitHub. You work on skyrim porn mods? Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Back end Java+MQ stuff mainly, but personally I've contributed to the Linux foundation and to Android projects - as you could easily find some of my stuff on XDA and GitHub. Computer Science, Programming, etc is not actual engineering. You don't count. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Computer Science, Programming, etc is not actual engineering. You don't count. Sorry. Oh I'm sure you're great at doing whatever the fuck you're told to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 I'll clarify what I meant: - you do jack shit on a day to day basis other than what you're told to do, or what you reference in notes you didn't write. - I'm probably younger than you and I'm far more accomplished in my field than you are in yours - You type in a bunch of stuff to get an answer using software that someone like me created Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Oh I'm sure you're great at doing whatever the fuck you're told to do. Stuart Woodley operates a locomotive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - You don't know what I do - I don't think you even know my age - Congrats - You still aren't actually an engineer - You're infatuating with Trump is making more and more sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - You don't know what I do - I don't think you even know my age - Congrats - You still aren't actually an engineer - You're infatuating with Trump is making more and more sense - I have an idea, hence the reason you can't say I'm wrong- about the same as me, but probably older by a year or two - thanks - I create things from nothing, I think that's engineering right? I took all the same bull shit calculus and physics courses every other engineer does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - You don't know what I do - I don't think you even know my age - Congrats - You still aren't actually an engineer - You're infatuating with Trump is making more and more sense Stuart You once said you were an engineer. What kind of engineer could you possibly be? Ah...I get it, you're a social engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 he engineers stupidass, woodypeckerhead type of belligerrent, dimwitted comments about people constantly for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Stuart She doesn't look Retard to me. Probably bought her own beer too. Nice shorts too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - I have an idea, hence the reason you can't say I'm wrong - about the same as me, but probably older by a year or two - thanks - I create things from nothing, I think that's engineering right? I took all the same bull shit calculus and physics courses every other engineer does - and what is that idea? - possibly, I'm 24. - Not all of them - I'd be bored out of my mind sitting in front of a computer all day - You still aren't a real engineer, sorry. - The Trump thing though. I'm seeing it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - and what is that idea? - possibly, I'm 24. - Not all of them - I'd be bored out of my mind sitting in front of a computer all day - You still aren't a real engineer, sorry. - The Trump thing though. I'm seeing it now. Stuart Computer engineering is real. Its you that isn't a real engineer. You moving back in with your mom is evidence you earned a worthless degree. So go with your liberal academia faux social engineering degree if it makes you feel like you matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 - and what is that idea? - possibly, I'm 24. - Not all of them - I'd be bored out of my mind sitting in front of a computer all day - You still aren't a real engineer, sorry. - The Trump thing though. I'm seeing it now. - already told you- About what I thought - I'd be bored drinking coffee and talking to a bunch of old fucks all day. - what I do gives me the opportunity to make money on my own and run my own business. (And I have though I firmly believe in open source software and have contributed most of my free-time work to the open source community, your girl Hillary doesn't sit well with me for more reasons than one) I realize you think you're a big shot because you took the PE/FE exam or whatever. In reality it means jack shit, just like your degree. What matters is real skills and experience - something I happen to have but unfortunately many engineers don't, but I hope that PE exam makes you feel good inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Frankly it's funny that you don't consider software engineering "real engineering" (I mean I graduated with a dual computer engineering/computer science but what does it matter - I've always wanted software) You do what some old fuck tells you do to, meanwhile I design and implement algorithms to solve a wide variety of problems. I'm working on a "MagicFragment" for a personal Android project of mine (that will be open sourced in time) that probably consists of more "engineering" than you will do in your entire career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just a photo of Trump reading woody a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Calm down cuck - so you have no idea - and how old are you wonder child? - I would be too. But I don't do either of those things - "My girl HIlary"? Really? You really are dropping to Cal levels of reading comprehension. - PE Exam? Haven't taken it. I don't have enough work experience to take it. You clearly must not know much about it. I also probably won't take it because it doesn't really do much for my career. - It isn't actual engineering. I'm sorry they tricked you with the title. - What is you obsession with old people? If old people work in the industry, does that make it beneath you? I mean, you aren't even a real engineer, you can't really throw stones. - It might consist of more "engineering", but not more engineering. Don't pop a blood vessel cuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Sorry it had to come to this Woody, but you shouldn't pretend you're better than anybody else (especially me) because you're not. W E W L A D E W L A D What have you accomplished that will be remembered by anybody after your Demise? A: Nothing What will you accomplished that will be remembered by anybody after your Demise? A: nothing Now you may ask "you haven't done anything either cuck" A: sorry again woody, I've written code at 14 years old that still lives strong on the Linux kernel to this day. I mean - 90% of servers and 70% of mobile devices have some of my work on it at this very moment. You're probably using software to solve problems for you that is running on top of an operating system that I've contributed to. Then you may say, "well you just sit at a desk all day and Google shit" Well woody as much as I wish that was the case, since I'm actually talented at what I do and at critical thinking/problem solving - I do stuff, I answer the questions on stack overflow (Google will find you proof if you must) "You still have no legacy lol" Well Woodrow, I'm sorry I'm not like you - but I get daily e-mails via GitHub and such when people source and credit my work that's 2+ years old, happens weekly still. I'm developing an incredible open source application at the moment utilizing what I dubbed "magic fragments" As I've said, there's more engineering in said magic fragments than you'll do in your entire career. Nothing like it exists, I'm the guy who made it possible. Now I know what you're thinking "This guy is so much better than me he must be a total loser faggot who plays StarCraft and shit" Well bruh, sorry to tell you I'm the alpha male. Star football player, premium software engineer, auto mechanic, electrician, plumber, machinist - I have more talent in my thumb than you have total And dont forget to say hi to your girlfriend for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Holy shit cuck, calm down. I can imagine you furiously typing in front of your keyboard as you came up with that response. - I'm not pretending I'm better. I'm just saying that isn't real engineering. It is "engineering", like you described it. - "What will you accomplished". Sweet grammar. - Congrats. You wrote some code. That's still not engineering. - I wouldn't say you sit at your desk all day and google sit. I said I'd be bored out of my mind if I had to sit at my desk and code all day. - You answer questions on a coding forum? Cool. That still doesn't make you an engineer. - How could you know how much engineering is involved. You aren't an actual engineer. Just a programmer. - You just referred to yourself as an alpha male. You use the word cuck seriously. You've spent the last few posts ranting about how great you are to some stranger on the internet. Yeah buddy, you're a badass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Holy shit cuck, calm down. I can imagine you furiously typing in front of your keyboard as you came up with that response. - I'm not pretending I'm better. I'm just saying that isn't real engineering. It is "engineering", like you described it. - "What will you accomplished". Sweet grammar. - Congrats. You wrote some code. That's still not engineering. - I wouldn't say you sit at your desk all day and google sit. I said I'd be bored out of my mind if I had to sit at my desk and code all day. - You answer questions on a coding forum? Cool. That still doesn't make you an engineer. - How could you know how much engineering is involved. You aren't an actual engineer. Just a programmer. - You just referred to yourself as an alpha male. You use the word cuck seriously. You've spent the last few posts ranting about how great you are to some stranger on the internet. Yeah buddy, you're a badass... Thanks :') So you're saying I'm not a real engineer but you are - even though you've accomplished nothing? I don't see what separates you from me, other than the obvious fact I'm a lot more talented and have accomplished a lot more. So what makes you an engineer and not me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 And as I've said same age, but probably younger as my birthday isn't until after the election Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hahaha, you're counting months now? Jesus Christ that is the most cuck thing I've ever heard. I'm just telling you the facts man. If you choose to blow up and go on an internet dick stroking ranting, go for it. Maybe that is the thing for you "engineers" to do. You seem smart enough to have been an actual engineer if you chose that path. But it is hard work, so I understand it isn't for everyone. But you're right, you probably have a very high community rating on StackOverflow. I can't compete with that. When it comes to doing not engineering things like that, you have me beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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