Kvoethe Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Nostradumbass speaks!!! Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar. Cameron is gone Torrey smith becomes a brown Ahtayba Rubin gone Gordon gone Our first two picks will be defense and wr Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass. Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year. Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games. Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opal312 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Good stuff. I like the Farmer attending a Pro Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opal312 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Good stuff. I like the Farmer attending a Pro Day. But Johnny's favorite song is "tried to make me go to rehab, I said No No No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Nostradumbass speaks!!! Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar. Cameron is gone Torrey smith becomes a brown Ahtayba Rubin gone Gordon gone Our first two picks will be defense and wr Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass. Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year. Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games. Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day. #1 of 117... GO SUCK A DICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 #1 of 117... GO SUCK A DICK. I think that counts as 2 since you mentioned male genitalia (dick) and also gay sex (go suck a dick) in the same post. We'll have to get someone from the Elias sports bureau on the phone to make an official determination of the count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusKing Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Browns go undefeated Shaw leads the team to the Super Bowl with no blemishes on the record We end up losing Super Bowl to the Buccaneers Isaiah Crowell breaks rushing record for TD's The Stout browns defense led by Whitner, Dansby, and Suh has a stretch of 4 weeks not allowing a TD Taylor Gabriel becomes an all-pro Travis Benjamin has 8 kick/punt returns for TD Johnny Cocaine dies on a cocaine overdose Josh Gordon gets traded to the raiders for Kahill Mack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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