DieHardBrownsFan Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Subject: Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff / Sequestration Survival Pack from the White House.It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner, a picture of Nancy Pelosi, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a cell phone, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Why is "China" in quotes? Why is a prayer mat included? Why does any of this "joke" have to do with cultural stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 It should be a gun. And a single bullet. And a nice illustration of how to put it in your mouth. Bang! No more worries about Nazi liberals and fiscal cliffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewy Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Why is a prayer mat included? You compassionate types wouldn't want to disenfranchise Muslims now would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewy Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 It should be a gun. And a single bullet. And a nice illustration of how to put it in your mouth. Bang! No more worries about Nazi liberals and fiscal cliffs. He might be put out of his misery but the Nazi liberals would still be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I just saw this - It's a fact that we are heading toward a fiscal cliff. There is no proof, legitimately, that we aren't. The national debt - that libs on here were so "terrified" about? yeah. Now they like that it is going to be nearly 20 trillion before the marxist pig gets out of office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Yeah guys, there's no proof that there isn't a flying spaghetti monster either. In fact, I found this really old book about it. So I think its pretty true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 woodypeckerhead translation: "I'm picking at my navel right now, and there is no national debt, and I want to give ObaMao great big smoochies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erie Dawg Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Subject: Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff / Sequestration Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner, a picture of Nancy Pelosi, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a cell phone, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. LOL, Are they sending these out in alphabetical order according to last name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 woodypeckerhead translation: "I'm picking at my navel right now, and there is no national debt, and I want to give ObaMao great big smoochies" Damn you're an idiot. You ever come up with anything new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairHooker11 Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Damn you're an idiot. You ever come up with anything new? we were all thinking the same thing about you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 So no then. Nothing new.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 I can make up all sorts of silly names for you, trust me. But "woodypeckerhead" fits perfectly, at least until you grow up a little bit, and start being a legit contributor to this forum, and stop all the personal crap because you can't keep up with any subject of any thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 So growing up to you = saying all of your super conservative stuff? Obamao is bad! Liberals are bad! If you disagree with me on any one thing you are a liberal and bad! The world is black and white! I am incapable of being a hypocrite! Is that about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 No, stupid and immature. Vapor and I don't agree on much, but I respect his opinions. In fact, I don't agree with anybody all the time. But everybody here has legit reasons for how they figured out issues. You don't have opinions that are yours, and you don't defend the opinions you see others elaborate on, that you agree with, on your own terms. You simply resort to excuses. "I don't like the source of the story". "I have you on ignore, except I lie", "You are just a whiner blah blah blah"... "Explain why you think "x" is wrong", "list ten reasons why "x" is right", "I x m in coleg in engineiring and I x m zmart" "I don't have time to..." Fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 Right... these aren't my opinions. I have nothing to back them up. If only I created my opinions the legit way! You know, go to websites posting articles with angles you already after with and then posting them. If only I used reputable fair and balanced sources, like the blaze. I bet then I'd have very informative and constructive things to say... like putting the title president in quotes while I misspell Obama's name and call him an illegal socialist Muslim You don't understand the concept of a non-biased source. I also would love to put you in ignore, I just didn't see a way how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 21, 2013 Report Share Posted May 21, 2013 I have posted from all sorts of sources. It never helps. What are your sources, that is, when you grow some nads and start referring to any of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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