The Gipper Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 OK, it is officially going to First Energy Stadium. Fuck that. What are we REALLY going to call it....besides its silly corporate name....and besides what it truly is: simply Cleveland Browns Stadium. We have to come up with something clever so that we can screw up all this corporate tie in bullshit. What should fans call the stadium that would a. be appropriate and endearing to the fans and b. piss off those FE asshats. I had state earlier: The Big Bug Zapper I am sure you all can be clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns149 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 The Big Electric Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfox227 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I heard last night "The PowerHouse" I kinda like that...I'll add this... Our offense is gonna light you up! Now I just hope they can with Chuds new offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendMeOver Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 4th Energy Stadium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadNewsBrowns Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 First Energy Stadium..powered by Cleveland Public Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 The Grid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USFBrown Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 The toilet bowl. Where the Browns are bottom floaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdl15 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I heard last night "The PowerHouse" I kinda like that...I'll add this... Our offense is gonna light you up! Now I just hope they can with Chuds new offense. I heard dustin fox call it that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 You gotta win first ... the nickname will just happen. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 don't know about the nickname (kinda like the grid). this could be the new (not logo) but merchandising image. anyone remember reddy kilowatt?: and the tagline could be: "where lightning strikes twice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 anyone remember reddy kilowatt?: Ya ... I hear he was AC/DC .. if you know what I mean. Fucker is all the wrong colors too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzz2 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 "Goddamn Electric" it's a Pantera song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Rohrshock Stadium..Where they lose so often,you lose your mind LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Italian DawgPound Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 The No Modell Hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITHIKA Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 "First Energy Field" sounds better than "First Energy Stadium" It also gives it a more old school sound that i like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenew23 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Just some energy-related words and ideas to keep the brainstorming going... The... Big Surge Power Grid Big Light Bulb Generator Factory of Shock Palace of pollution Flux Capacitor Circuit Breaker Shock of the North Shore Lake Erie Lighthouse Cleveland Conductor Cleveland Circuit Large Charge Short Circuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 How about this: When the offense sputters: "This Brownout brought to you by First Energy " Or if the defense kicks ass: "Megahertz Donut" Or, again, if the team messes up: "They've gone off the Grid". Or, just "The Big Battery" Or, if they do get a really good offense: "Resistors are Futile" If they do get a cheerleading squad they could be: "First Energy Bunnies" At halftime of a really close game their coach cn say: we all need to meditate on our game plan, and lead a chant of "Ohm". And they should steal from the Lions to get a corporate tie in with: "The Transformers". Finally, yes...I like "The Flux Capacitor"....because then the Browns can go "Back to the Future" to either 1955 or 1985...years in which the Browns won the NFL title and their division respectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadNewsBrowns Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 and every timeout they can play.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Ya ... I hear he was AC/DC .. if you know what I mean. Fucker is all the wrong colors too... [/b] Yea, I can't help but thinking that First Energy would have been better off buying naming rights to the Stadium in San Diego....given that teams name and logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 and every timeout they can play.... Yea, just what I envision Browns fans doing during timeouts: singing boogie oogie oogie. Now, we can do better, can we not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Of course, this one is no better: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Though this group looks like the Japanese Spice Girls, the song is an improvement over the prior entries: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedawg Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Brown Out Field. A brown out is when there is a little electricity but not enough to power the whole grid which is kind of how we play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadNewsBrowns Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLkL8DTHeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 If the Browns played some night games, it would be cool to turn out the lights and have this sort of show (and this song) precede the player introductions: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLkL8DTHeg Love this album...Sabbath was cool..but I like this track alot...good post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I think this is fitting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I think this is fitting! Shit ...er, uhmmmm... FUCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairHooker11 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 a loss ... Shock and Awe DAMMIT a win ... Shock and Awe RIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 The BATTERY.....Look up the definition.... ...Causing offensive contact with another, a combination of two or more cells connected to work together to produce electric energy. Seems to me that it fits. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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