… Come on all of you big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again He's got himself in a terrible pain Way over yonder in Ukraine Put down your books and pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lotta fun
… And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Ukraine And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die