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Congrats to Cookie Boy on winning the Title this year. I will update the winners one of these days... Z

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I'll post a link and update the champions for you homos tommorow. Z

Chiefs 35 49ers 34 Take the Chiefs and the over and Taylor Swift. Z

Ya, I'm mailing it in again. Browns hangover. I'll add some chicks for the Super Bowl. Chiefs 27 Ratbirds 20 49ers 38 Lions 24 TGZ

Texans 34 Ratbirds 19 49ers 27 Packers 24 Buccaneers 27 Lions 26 Chiefs 23 Bills 16 Talk amongst yourselves... TGZ

Fuck the Steelers. Reserving the right to change my pick since they changed the day. Only reason I picked them was because I was thinking about the Browns, second round matchup, so I am making a slight adjustment: Instead of 20-17 Steelers, I'm gonna go BILLS 51 STEELERS 3 TGZ

It's the NFL Playoffs, but it's also still the AFC North, as three teams made the Playoffs, and all four teams had winning records, a first for an NFL Division in the modern era. And no one predicted it like Ana De Armas did. She hit 15 out of 20 down the stretch to win 2023 Zombabe of the Year. Which means we'll be riding her through the playoffs. Sorry Steeler fans, maybe next year you can nominate a fat chick. Updated ZomBabe Standings Ana De Armas 15-5 Minka Kelly 2-1 Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8 Cleveland at Houston, Saturday 4:30 PM I love that the Browns are not playing in one of those bad weather games, so Joe can throw the rock all over the field. But I love even more that Myles Garrett has had 17 days to rest his shoulder and is going to have a field day against this Houston Offensive Line. BROWNS 29 TEXANS 17 Miami at Kansas City, Saturday 8:10 PM I'm not going to watch this game. I'll be exhausted from our win and I'm not paying PeeCock 5 bucks so I can see this shitshow in -30* temps, I'll be asleep. Cold doesn't stop speed, so I'm taking Miami. DOLPHINS 20 CHIEFS 13 Pittsburgh at Buffalo, Sunday 1:00 PM Another Northern Weather Shitshow. Snow and howling winds. Evens the playing field ... So why would anyone take Buffalo -10?? I actually think Tomlin's boys will out-tough some of those Buffalo prima donnas ... Calling for the shocker here. STEELERS 20 BILLS 17 Green Bay at Dallas, Sunday 4:30 PM Props to GB for a good season with a young team, but the Cowboys should have all of their weapons on full display in this one. COWBOYS 35 GREENBAY 24 LA Rams at Detroit, Sunday 8:15 PM This could be an upset, the Rams have weapons out the wazoo, but I find it too hard to pick against Detroit in their first home playoff game since some of you were born. LIONS 27 RAMS 23 Philadelphia at Tampa, Monday 8:15 PM Seems like an unfair advantage to have one of your Division Week combats to have to come off a Monday Night game, but these two squads aren't going too far anyway. I hate to pick against Baker, but Philly has to right their ship somehow, someway, at some point ... Right? EAGLES 17 BUCCANEERS 13 TGZ

Dude I know you are used to those 300 pounders in Pittsburgh, but this a Browns Board, we can handle healthy looking beautiful women. You probably have to chug down 5 viagras just to mount one of those babushka wearing wombats that you are used to. Z

Congrats to Derrida, who Bowl Mania this year, all who finished in the Top 5! My Groups Browns Board Group Size11 Group Game ModeConfidence Group TypePublic Group Message:Add a message by clicking the gear icon above! Winner Derrida Winning a public group is no small feat! Group Results Edit Members RANK MY ENTRIES W-L PTS PCT 5 The Great Zomboni 24-19 524 52 RANK GROUP ENTRIES W-L PTS PCT 1 Derrida 28-14 653 97.9 2 Mark O 23-20 588 83.9 3 Karlis Missed 24-19 582 81.3 4 Chubbster's Picks 1 22-21 571 76 5 The Great Zomboni 24-19 524 52 6 DStitt13's Picks 2 22-21 512 46.1 7 ESPNFAN4212294300's Picks 1 23-20 505 42.9 8 Browns149 24-19 486 34.9 9 DieHardBrownsFan 21-22 431 19.4 10 bbedward 15-28 364 13.8 11 ESPNFAN9506906701's Picks 2 0-0 0 0

The Browns are celebrating a Playoff Season, the Ravens are celebrating a #1 Seed and Ana De Armas is celebrating being ZomBabe of the Year... ... Meanwhile Pittsburgh is "discovering" a QB that has been on their roster for 6 years, and the Bungles are realizing that some teams don't make excuses when they lose their starting QB, they keep marching ... And the Bungles are not one of those teams. Pittsburgh at Baltimore, Saturday 4:30 Steelers have enough D to beat Baltimore's backup but will still miss the playoffs because they lost to Arizona and New England ... in December ... At Home. STEELERS 20 RATS 16 Cleveland at Cincinnati, Sunday 1:00 PM Bungles bags are packed. Browns may not be playing the A-Team, but they still have the A-Schemes. BROWNS 20 BUNGLES 13 TGZ

Congrats to The Great Zomboni, who trounced CalFox in the Championship Game of the Oldest and Best Browns Board League ... The Otto Graham League. SUCK IT CALFOX, TRUMP LOST AND SO DID YOU!

OK, So Ana De Armas went 3-1 last week, and 3-1 this week, including the playoff clinching prediction, so she is the winner of the 2023 ZomBabe contest and we'll ride her through the playoffs. Updated ZomBabe Standings Ana De Armas 13-3 Minka Kelly 2-1 Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8

Ok, I made these picks before games started: DOLPHINS 34 RAVENS 20, STEELERS 17 SEAHAWKS 16, CHIEFS 30 BUNGLES 24. TGZ

Browns 27 Jets 10

Ana was 3-1 last week, is 3-0 this week and is now 10-1 Overall. On fire! Updated ZomBabe Standings Ana De Armas 10-1 Minka Kelly 2-1 Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8

BROWNS 27 TEXANS 13 49ERS 30 RAVENS 20 Ana Cumming

Crap. Half of the division is playing tonight but Ana kept me distracted. STEELERS 24 BUNGLES 21 Details to cum. Z

I napped through that. I see nothing but good right now. Z

Well, it was a great debut for Ana De Armas, as she went a smoking 4-0 versus the spread and took the ZomBabe lead. This week we've got two of our rivals playing today on a Saturday, so double up the weekend beer purchase! Minnesota at Cincinnati, Saturday, 1:00 PM Vikings defense is playing lights out so its time to come back to earth for Jake Browneye with a few weeks of film on him. VIKINGS 17 BUNGLES 14 Pittsburgh at Indianapolis, Saturday, 4:30 PM It's that time of the year when everyone counts out Tomlin and the Steelers ... Seen this movie too many times. STEELERS 20 COLTS 16 Chicago at Cleveland, Sunday, 1:00 PM Now that the Browns have a QB that can stretch out the defense, the running game should start rolling for the playoff run. And Browns defense dominates at home. BROWNS 20 BEARS 9 Baltimore at Jacksonville, Sunday Night Football, 8:20 PM Duval County will be up for this challenge under the lights, Jags ready for a statement game. JAGS 27 RATBIRDS 20 Updated ZomBabe Standings Ana De Armas 4-0 Minka Kelly 2-1 Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8 TGZ

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Congrats to MarkO in Survival and Browns 149 in College Pick-em, they we will be added to the honor roll. And a big shout-out to me for finishing second in both contests 😀 Zombo

You have good taste. But hopefully I'm riding Ana for a while.

Well, one and done for the lovely Minka Kelly. Ironically, she now has the best winning percentage of all the Zombabes, as she went 2 out of 3, but is eliminated for picking the Browns wrong. Since nobody nominated a Babe that is still amongst the living, I pick again, so I'm taking actress Ana De Armas: BTW, my official prediction for Stillers/Pats, which I failed to publish in time, was PATS 7 STEELERS 6 ... so that's a winner, and now Ana has the highest ZomBabe winning percentage at 1-0. Indianapolis at Cincinnati, Sunday 1:00 PM Colts are favored in Cincy ... nah, I can go there, Bungles win. BUNGLES 17 COLTS 16 Jacksonville at Cleveland, Sunday 1:00 PM The Browns are back home where the Dawg Defense Dominates. Faguars will be in the fetal position by the 4th quarter. BROWNS 24 FAGUARS 9 LA Rams @ Baltimore, Sunday 1:00 PM Time for the Ravens annual December Dump. Rams steal one in Blowmemore. RAMS 24 RATS 20 TGZ Updated ZomBabe Standings Minka Kelly 2-1 Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8

Wake up you Pancake-eating Motherfuckers, it's GAMEDAY!!! The Browns are in LaLa Land to take on the Lambs, and Joe Cool is gonna shish kabob those Sheep! It's December, try outs are over, these games are REAL the division is winnable, LET'S FUCKING GO! Here We Go Brownies, Here We Go!!! 🟫🟧⬜️🏈⬜️🟧🟫 Isabela went down in flames last week, so time for a new ZomBabe to take us down the playoff stretch. This one was a request from one of our members. May I present ... Minka Kelly: Arizona at Pittsburgh, Sunday, 1:00 PM Smelling an upset here. The Midget can make more plays than Tiny Hands. CARDINALS 24 STEELERS 16 Cleveland at LA Rams, Sunday, 4:25 PM The two original Cleveland franchises. One went to Hollywood and got all soft. The other has the baddest defense in the land. BROWNS 20 LAMBS 10 Cincinnati at Jacksonville, Monday Night Football, 8:15 PM Does anyone find Jax scary? I don't. But they have enough to beat Cincy and their backup. But not by 8.5. JAGUARS 23 BUNGLES 16 Updated ZomBabe Standings Alexandra Daddario 4-4 Bryce Dallas Howard 4-4 Isabela Merced 7-8 Kate Upton 5-8 TGZ