D Bone

Nice run Watson 

Just now, Kvoethe said:

So Shitpanki wits 12 weeks for watson...only to throw with Brisket on 4th and 1??  FML

Yep, it's absolutely pathetic.  

It's a tough product to watch compared to what it once was. 

This could be a game changing mistake. 

The 1st drive we seemed to look and stretch the D and since then, it's all dink and dunk. 

Joe looks skittish and the D is flying around.  

1 minute ago, Bob806 said:

Burrow is going to throw a pick soon.

He does have that look and the D seems all around the ball so far. 

1 minute ago, Dutch Oven said:

This topic seems very important to you. 

Whomever pissed in your Cornflakes is a real dick.   

Just now, Dutch Oven said:

When I actually see it, I suppose I'll inform everyone. 

See, you do know humor! Good for you!! 

Catch

Just now, Dutch Oven said:

Hilarious. 

At least you can recognize humor again. 🤣 

5 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

That screen play made my butthole pucker just a bit. 

Watson says the same thing, but for different reasons... 

Our coach thinks he's the smartest man in the room......... He is mistaken. 

So far, so good for Watson. 

34 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

Of a team with no first rounder, but eight draft picks in Rounds 2-7?

Yes, yes we are. 

I believe he was poking fun at all of our 1st round busts which is like having no 1st round picks.

Don't make me type whoosh.

To anyone that thinks this story is great, grand, brave, progressive, inclusive, bitchen...

Keep everything else identical but change the 2 players involved to the Trump administration and Tom Brady. Still think it's great?

I would be just as livid with that scenario as I am with this real situation. It is absolutely the most pandering abuse of power that I can remember seeing - well, since some of Trump's shit I guess. 

^ I'm not looking for a reply on this thread because I honestly don't care and anyone can say "Oh yea, I'd be thrilled", but tonight before bed when you are brushing your teeth in front of the mirror and there is nowhere to hide, answer that question to yourself... Then you'll find out how inclusive and or progressive you really are. 

4 hours ago, Dutch Oven said:

He's looking at you like you looked at that piece of salmon, sinner. 😁

You didn't hear nuthin', you didn't see nuthin, you can't prove nuthin'

He's lookin' at me like I'm a message therapist. 

Oh yea, I saw it, and I believe I called him a "look at me, fake as fuck poser" somewhere on here.  

1 minute ago, Dutch Oven said:

1. Because he's the future of the Browns, not Brissett 

2. You keep going on about how much money he makes like his paycheck comes out of your wallet. 

3. Since when do you actually watch the Browns? Seems to me that after every game you come on here, tell everyone how you rode your bike instead of watching the Browns, how happy and delighted you are about this, etc. 

1) A 1st round QB is also the future of a team, yet if he's not ready, he doesn't play.

2) If it came out of my wallet, he would not be here. A player's pay check is part of his legacy whether they like it or not. He will always be tied to the most ridiculous contract in sports history and if he doesn't live up to it on the field, it will only be highlighted even more.

3) I thought you understood humor? I watch all the games on delay so I don't log on here to have you spoil it for me while I'm behind. Guess I'll have to use the pink font more as to not lose you. 

20 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

He hasn't played in nearly two full years.

He hasn't practiced with his teammates since training camp. 

I have no idea what some of you were expecting. Hell, I won't be surprised if he never plays this season as well as Jacoby did. 

Now, if he's still looking mediocre next season, after being able to practice like normal, etc, then I will be worried.

But I don't expect great things for the next five games. 

So if I take this at face value and the Browns would agree with it, then why the hell is he starting? Jacoby should be under center if this truly is the case, while Watson runs the scout team to try and shake off the rust.

Watson's the highest paid player in NFL history and if he is truly worth that contract, he'll play like it and do so sooner rather than later. I literally can't take another 4 quarters of what I watched last week, much less 20. 

33 minutes ago, SdBacker80 said:

I could see him being out of football soon.

Yep, this is the 2nd phase of that rapidly approaching inevitability, and he only has to look in the mirror for the reason why.... Dude has physical talent for sure, but inside he's still that guy that tried to evade the police and most likely always will be. 

1 minute ago, Canton Dawg said:

If I had a $230 million dollar guaranteed contract, I wouldn’t give a shit if my team won or lost.

I think that’s the issue with a guaranteed contract, if offers no motivation.

"Give me 53 players on the final year of their contract, and I'll give you a Super Bowl trophy."  

I am assuming his play will get better with more live fire reps, but it's his body language and facial expressions that have me concerned.

Again, maybe it's just who he is and how he has always looked on the field, but my memory says that he had fire and a body language that showed it.... Hopefully I'm just reading way too much into it.

His video while leaving the field showed some emotion, albeit woefully tone deaf. 

Karma is a royal bitch! Act like a douche, get beaten by the Bungles.