D Bone

Just now, Dutch Oven said:

What a genius take.

Go find their message board then. 

No, I'll stay here and watch you evolve into the head queen of the snarky bitch brigade.  

Just now, Dutch Oven said:

You can get a tattoo of it for all I care. 

I'll take the Chargers' chance over the Browns'.

But what do I know. 

Just now, Dutch Oven said:

If the planes carrying the Chiefs, Bengals and Bills' planes all crash into the ground, maybe the Chargers  have a chance at a Lombardi Trophy.

Quote for posterity. 

1 hour ago, nickers said:

Watson looks like pure dog shit!!... NO EXCUSES!

He better drink plenty of Coke or Pepsi in the offseason, as I've seen many a YouTube video showing how cola can dissolve rust. 

3 minutes ago, mjp28 said:

~AND~  Hey SD what's happening in sunny cal ?  

Our Chargers are headed for a chance at the Lombardi Trophy. Oh, and rain, we are getting plenty of rain.  

I had the Browns going 6-11, so I'm pretty ecstatic with 7-10. 

All things considered, it's been a good game to watch. 

Good play mixed in with bad play and mistakes... at least they are consistent. 

This is the first Browns game I have watched since the Dec 11 Bungles game as my daughter and her fiancé were home from Australia for Christmas.

Pulling for the kid big time and hearing anything positive is a step in the right direction. This planet could use a lot more people pulling for one another.....

But what do I know. 

I said 6-11 on Dutch's thread and unfortunately I'm right on schedule. 

The craziest thing about this article is that AOL still exists. 

11 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

D Bone's head is going to explode when his chauffeur or butler informs him that virtually all contracts in MLB, NBA and the NHL are fully guaranteed. 

Oh James already told me - yes, his name really is James.

Anyone arguing against my point is only arguing to argue so they have something to argue about. But it's what the internet is for I guess. 

1 minute ago, syd said:

um my bro in law painted my house and i paid him up front

Well, I guess it wasn't a rhetorical question to you. I keep waiting for people to pay me in full before I start work, but no one seems to want to.

Although, there's a big job coming out for bid at our local Pilot Flying J, so there's a chance baby! 

20 minutes ago, syd said:

guess it expects what your expectations are ? we all have different ideals some are patient some arnt  I mean was your hedge pruned properly ? what about the edging of your lawn ? are going to fire them before they can make it right ? or give them a second chance

If you wanted your house painted, would you call up your town's best painting contractor, negotiate a price and then deposit the full $15K dollars into their account before they so much as set foot on your property?

^ Rhetorical question, as we all know what happens to the vast majority of humans when they lose the carrot. Watson is going to have to be elite, and in more ways than one, to not simply be human. 

I will tell you this, if someone paid me 2 million up front to race motocross, I would make many a business decision per lap compared to if I had to win to get that same 2 million.... imagine how I would ride with two zeros after the number 2. 

But what do I know, the rust will just drip away sooner or later....... right? 

Just now, syd said:

Watson mows your lawn ?

No, but if he did, he wouldn't get paid until he performed up to my expectations. 

1 minute ago, mjp28 said:

Absolutely nothing.     .   

Now from a business or financial perspective well let's put it in their terms .....  AHHHHHHHH !   What were you thinking  ?   Are you out of your freakin' mind ?   Oh and draft picks too ..... oh yeah.   Brilliant.       

I don't pay my gardener, er landscaping technician, until he finishes his 4th and final service of the month, pretty sure I wouldn't hand an athlete money I couldn't recoup before they performed.... but I guess I'm weird that way. 😎

39 minutes ago, mjp28 said:

There is  NO  template or road map or anything else that would explain what happens for a player who's been out around two years and is being sued by dozens of women (you know the story)  etc, etc.   None.

^ add to the above, handed 23% of a billion dollars in fully guaranteed money no matter how he performs on the field..... what could possibly go wrong with that? 

34 minutes ago, The Cysko Kid said:

Watson sucks. 

At least he was cheap. 

2 3 and outs to start the 2nd half after all the 1/2 time adjustments were made.... at least they're consistent. 

Remember the feeling you had when the other team kicked to us and Cribbs was back there to receive it?!

Man that dude was special on returns. 

Nice series by Myles 

1 minute ago, SdBacker80 said:

Low percentage BS I’m going to out smart the defense stuff

His gameday / game flow management has always been terrible. Sure, he gets lucky every now and again, but those few random wins don't make up for the vast amount of losses. 

2 minutes ago, D Bone said:

Man this is a big drive coming up 

wow

Man this is a big drive coming up