Arjuna74 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm taking a moment to vent just a tad, this '08 season has been totally sad. It’s not your imagination, so take it easy, no need for new glasses or a brand new TV. This isn’t your father’s Browns who knew how to win ‘cause the Browns of today are ugly as sin. I know this sounds crass and seems very rude but the size of Braylon’s ego equals RAC’s love for food. He can’t catch a ball and he’s not a good blocker he should call Randy Lerner and ask to play soccer. Kellen says he’s a soldier, but in who’s army? Who's bunch? maybe Colonel Sanders or perhaps Captain Crunch? The defense is lousy tackling skills are a shame were there only 10 players out there for the entire game? I won’t watch this team for the rest of the year, but I’ll still eat my pizza, still drink my beer. I’ll do other things like mowing the lawn, doing the laundry, smoking a bong. If Quinn is the savior that we all hope he is, the future is bright and we’ll take care of biz. But if Romeo is still here come next September I think I’ll cry harder than I can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I appreciate good poetry, and that is pretty good. the bong thing was a stretch for rhyme, but poetry is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aloysius Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Here's my poem: "RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS is a RAC 'n ROLLS" (Inspiration here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OconRecon Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Limerick time: There once was a coach for Cleveland, Who ruined the spirit in Believe-land, Because he stuck with DA, Until it was too late, Even though he had a 1st round draft pick on the bench who was working his ass off, doing and saying all the right things, knew the playbook backward and forward, set 32 college QB records, got pounded in college but could take it because he set a QB record for bench press, was a Heisman finalist from a major D1 school in a pro-style offense where one of your best friends was the head coach and told you "he's ready", is a born leader and home town favorite, who was chomping at the bit... Uhm, ok. I'm no good at this. Yours was way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl4tinum Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 that was pretty good man. as to the part about "were there only 10 players out on the field", ask mike singletary about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZBrowns Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Haiku- The Cleveland Browns Suck It's Romeo Crennel's fault His mind was on lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d531 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Here's mine: Roses are red, Violets are blue....... Ahh this is too hard, I give up. Signed, Browns Defense '08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieDawg Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Think Doris Day, Que sera sera and start singing. When I was just a little lad I asked my mother, "what should I be?" "should I be Squeelers, Bungles or Birds?" This is what she said to me.... "Wash your mouth out son, and go get your father's gun, and put those sh*ts on the run, It's the BROWNS for you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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