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A Browns fan, A bills fan and a steeler fan are all leaving a bar together on a sunday afternoon. Just as they are walking out they see a naked woman running across the road right before she gets hit by a drunk driver. as the men walk over the browns fan says we should try to cover her up. so he puts his browns hat over her right boob. the bills fan puts his hat over her left boob. the steeler fan puts his hat over her pussy. a few minutes later the ambulance shows up and the emt starts to inspect the woman. hes looking her over and lifts up the browns hat and writes in his notebook he lifts up the bills hat and writes in his notebook. he then lifts up the steeler hat. he puts it down then lifts it up agian and looks very puzzled. the browns fan asked if something was wrong. the emt tells him this is the first time ive ever looked under a steeler hat and didnt see an asshole.

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Here's a point for you to consider.....If BGB were playing with the Browns with our bad offensive line, bad defense and poor running game he may have done nothing more than Charlie Frye did. If Charlie Frye were playing for the Steelers with their offensive line, their defense, their running game over these past several years, it may have been he, and not BR whom you would be touting on here.

If Tom Brady had been drafted in the 6th round by the Raiders and not by the Pats, he may have been a footnote. You just never know who is going to fit in where and how

 

 

You may be on to a few things there.. But I think Brady would risen to the top and You guys would have been very happy with Ben.

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Once apon a time, in a hell fire and brimstone church on the hill overlooking the blight at the confluenc of the Monongahela and Yauchaheny (sp), a preacher is talking about the supernatural. He goes throught the whole gamut, witches, demons, and then talks abouts ghosts, referencing Saul summoning Elijahs ghost.

 

When he finishes, he asks if any of his congregation has any experience with ghosts.

 

F Stone raises his hand, and the Pastor calls on him

 

F Stone, What is your experience

 

F Stone replies - Sexual Intercoarse!!!, with a smirk

 

The pastor, incredulous asks "You've had intercourse with a ghost?"

 

F Stone replies, Shoot, I thought you said Goats.

 

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