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find it amazing sometimes  when I hear people say  "I have never done this.  or been there, or had that happen to me".   So, here are some commonplace things  that I have heard some people say they have never done.   Give us your true confession about these things  (or, add something else which may have been missed).   These are things others have said they have never done. 

1.  Never  seen snow.

2. Never seen the ocean

3.  Never  been to New York City

4. Never been on a cruise

5. Never stayed at Motel 6

6. Never been to a Disney Park

7. Never stayed in a timeshare

8. Never broke a bone

9. Never eaten at McDonalds

10. Never been to an Ikea store

11. Never could ride a bike

12. Never been to a football  game .

13. Never  ordered from Amazon

14. Never bought a lottery ticket

15.  Never saw a Star Wars movie

16. Never saw Game of Thrones

17.  Never stung by a bee

18. Never  "ate"  chewing gum

19. Never been in a Walmart

20. Never ordered a drink at a bar

21. Never drank coffee

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By the way,  they made a movie  named True Confessions,  starring among others  Robert Deniro, Robert Duvall, Charles Durning.  Here is a photo from that movie.  Notice there is a 4th guy you can see clearly in this shot:   the balding guy in the background  who was an extra in this film.   He is one of my best friends and  graduated from high school with me and Westside Steve:

Charles Durning Robert De Niro Robert Duvall True Confessions Press Movie  Photo

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My own True Confessions:

I have never been on a cruise..   .but have scheduled one.

 I have never broken a bone in my life (age 69).   (but did tear up knee ligaments)

I have never been to an Ikea store. 

I have never ordered anything from Amazon. (unless you include Amazon Prime streaming service...and even there, I didn't order it, my son did and he let's us use the service) 

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I could really tell the touch of gip here.

1.  Never  seen snow. X MEANS I HAVE SEEN OR DONE IT.

2. Never seen the ocean X

3.  Never  been to New York City I've never been to NYC.

4. Never been on a cruise X

5. Never stayed at Motel 6 X

6. Never been to a Disney Park X

7. Never stayed in a timeshare NEVER.

8. Never broke a bone.  TWO.

9. Never eaten at McDonalds X USED TO EAT THEIR FISH SANDWICHES.

10. Never been to an Ikea store NEVER.

11. Never could ride a bike I WAS A GREAT RIDER,  PETAL AND MOTORCYCLE

12. Never been to a football  game .  MANY, MANY.

13. Never  ordered from Amazon  SINCE 2003

14. Never bought a lottery ticket  MANY.

15.  Never saw a Star Wars movie PROBABLY ALL.

16. Never saw Game of Thrones NEVER SAW EVEN ONE EPISODE.

17.  Never stung by a bee  SEVERAL.

18. Never  "ate"  chewing gum  PROBABLY.

19. Never been in a Walmart. HUH? YES.

20. Never ordered a drink at a bar MANY.

21. Never drank coffee. EXTRA CREAM NO SUGAR.

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Only one I have not done and never care to do is see Game of Thrones. I'd rather waste my time on another cruise, preferably to the southern Caribbean.

22. Add another-been on a trans-Atlantic ship relocation cruise from Galveston to 3 Spanish ports with the final stop in Barcelona for several days. Then drove to Paris for another week stay.

23. Yep, actually sampled the goods at the Best Little Whorehouse in La Grange while a lonely single student at womanless (at that time) Texas A&M. ZZ Top got it right. 😛💃

 

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1 hour ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Only one I have not done and never care to do is see Game of Thrones. I'd rather waste my time on another cruise, preferably to the southern Caribbean.

 

 

You have  failed then to see the greatest effort ever made in the history of television.    (not my opinion:  that of a consensus or professional critics). 

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