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1 hour ago, MLD Woody said:

I think a real president wouldn't need to go around and constantly tell people he's president...

I think you're probably going to regret saying that.

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3 hours ago, Axe said:

I think you're probably going to regret saying that.

Oh that's adorable... You've been spending too much time in the Q thread, huh?

I know JAFBF got you to join his little club. If only you were "indoctrinated" somewhere...

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7 hours ago, MLD Woody said:

Oh that's adorable... You've been spending too much time in the Q thread, huh?

I know JAFBF got you to join his little club. If only you were "indoctrinated" somewhere...

What are you talking about?

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1 minute ago, Axe said:

What are you talking about?

He’s deflecting again.

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5 minutes ago, Canton Dawg said:

He’s deflecting again.

He doesn't have a clue as to why I said that to him.. ;)

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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm. I learned it from a pesky stupid woodpecker. But it works..."
Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice.
Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says,
"you have to find the Logger-rhythm."
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Slow smoking a Ham with Hickory.. Making some killer Southern Cabbage. Family! 💓

 

Merry Christmas kids :)

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13 hours ago, calfoxwc said:

A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm. I learned it from a pesky stupid woodpecker. But it works..."
Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice.
Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says,
"you have to find the Logger-rhythm."

And according to the wise old cal owl 🦉 the moral of the story is............................ready for it?..........................................start listening to the Woodpecker in 2021.🤣

PS-and Merry Christmas!🎅

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23 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said:

And according to the wise old cal owl 🦉 the moral of the story is............................ready for it?..........................................start listening to the Woodpecker in 2021.🤣

PS-and Merry Christmas!🎅

That’s a scary thought

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