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Britta for the win!

Gillian Jacobs is our first assistant to return, as she completely called the Browns handling the Bungles. If she wins this week maybe Ill get her a desk

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For now, she can sit in the window and rub my Crystal Ball.

Washington at Cleveland, Sunday 1 PM

There is nothing scary about the WTF offensively, outside of one good receiver. Defensively, their defensive line is top notch, so this is a good challenge for the Browns offensive line that has been getting a lot of good press this week, let's hope they weren't reading it. The Browns get a couple defensive starters back this week, and this should be defense's turn to shine, and Baker makes enough plays on offense so that the outcome is never really in doubt. BROWNS 24 TEAM FOOTBALL 10

 

Cincinnati at Philadelphia, Sunday 1 PM

The Bungles do not look void of talent, their day will come, but not this week as the Eagles unload on them at home after an embarrassing 0-2 start. EAGLES 37 BUNGLES 17

 

Houston at Pittsburgh, Sunday 1 PM

Houston is another team that has to be embarassed about starting 0-2, and I don't see them going 0-3, they are too talented. Ben has been healthy for two weeks now, so watch out for that Texan pass rush, Big Tree Fall Hard. TEXANS 27 STEELERS 23

Kansas City at Baltimore, Sunday Night Football, 8:15P

There will be a lot of hullaballo about this one, but Jacko is never going to beat Mahomes in a shootout. Ever. CHIEFS 34 RAVENS 20

TGZ

 

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Browns 31   Washington 24

Cincy    24   Philly   17            (I really wanted to stick with 31 for consistency, but I can't see either doing that).

Pitt    31        Houston    10

KC      31        Ravens      28

 

 

EDIT: Side note. I contacted Direct TV Loyalty Specialist who took $50 off my monthly bill for 12 months, then took back not quite $50 for 6 months for 

NFL Sunday Ticket. So I now get all NFL games plus just over $300 to stay in my bank account. Did not have to commit to any long (or short) term contracts either.

My wife wanted to know what she was wearing a la Jake from State Farm.😜👙  (OK I'm lyin' about that part---but it's funny).🤣

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The Browns will outplay The Team Formerly Known as The Redskins, but for one reason or another The Team Formerly Know As The Redskins will be in the game until the end.

The Browns hang on to win due to last minute heroics from the D.

Browns 23

Former Redskins 19

Chefs 30

Rats 27

Burrows Bungles 24

Eagles 21

TJ Watt  27

JJ Watt  14

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1.  Baker & Co.  never let the  FTFKATRS  defense get at him.    That will not be the same on the other side as Garrett & Co. pile up at least 6 sacks. (though, coverage IS an issue)

2.  Texans are a bad as they have looked I fear.   Spermsuckers cover....whatever the spread may be. 

3. Z is absolutely spot on.  If the RFs think they can hang with Mahomes....it will be only by being hung from a Gallows.  

4.  Eagles are not a good team,  but they have enough to beat the Bangles.   

And Z's assistant has an appropriate amount of skank going for her.   Ergo...I feel compelled to help find an assistant with an inappropriate amount of skank. 

Becoming a Better Bimbo

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[Photos] Pamela Anderson at 53, Has an Island Bigger Than New Jersey  how's Pamela Anderson looking at age 53? just fine!🤤

From Hollywood to Paradise: These Celebrities Purchased Their Very Own Islands

Pamela Anderson – Dubai, Undisclosed Amount

Tommy Lee once decided to gift his partner Pamela Anderson a private island in an undisclosed location in Dubai. The couple are no longer together and Anderson has been trying to open several resorts on her island. But it hasn’t exactly worked out because she discovered she needed more money than she’d thought.

Sounds like a job for Super Zombo Reality to step his game up!

 [Gallery] Hot Weather Girls Who Love To Show Off Their Bod  This Smoke'n Babe does the Weather... but who wood care about Weather? 

Football Men love this Thigh high Week 3... Maybe I'll break out my Christmas Story lamp, later to dress it for Ha(o)lloween?

Browns... this has the scoreboard lights of when Carolina & Atlanta traveled to us in 2018.. Similar score too.. Browns 27   WFT-17

I'm taking Lamar in Baltimore 31-24... Mahomes saw what its like playing a good defense last week... But not a back-end like the Ravens, shutting down his core of WR's... book it!

Burrow will show Philly fans what it's like not having a solid team built around him as Wentz walked into... but in the end... Philly 26  Burrow & his roster of three-    24

I don't see Ben getting touched in this game... and Tunsil can't block all the fireworks about to go off in Steel-town.. Duck & Run Watson :ph34r:  Pitt.- 31  o'lay-line Texans 17

(but don't bet Pam's sugar daddy money away ;)

  

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I like every one of the AFCN teams this week some might be real good games.

* WEEK 3 * AFCN games CLE -7 vs WASH......PIT -4 vs HOU .....PHI -4 vs CIN .....and on MNF BAL -3.5 vs KC

CLE at home and the offense keeps rolling.

PIT at home and a good team.

CIN the road dog might be close against PHI and we get to see how Burrow continues to grow.

BAL the MNF game of the week, two teams fighting for the AFC championship.

My 4 teamer of the week.

GO BROWNS, keep winning.....baby !       :D

Oh and how's this for a sideline reporter, she really is one for DAZN sports Italian soccer Diellita Leoetta.  (click the link it's worth it)

 

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Kilin' it striaght up so far.... time to work on the spread picks.

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@Philadelphia vs Cincinnati     (+5.5)

Line opened at +6.5 and I loved CIN there. At the closing +5.5? Still like them although Geno playing would make me feel a lil better about this...

Prediction: CIN 27 PHI 17

@Pittsburgh vs Houston   (+ 4.0)

Line waivered this week opening at +5 then dropping to +3.5 before settling at +4... kinda parallels my uncertainty about this game. But for the sake of marital harmony. I do have one strong feeling about this one tho... it feels like a bloodbath in the making.

Prediction: HOU 17 PTG 14

@Cleveland vs Washington (+ 7.0)

Opened at +6.5 so only a minor shift here. Feels like a push in the making, but I still like us in this battle of strength-on-strength and weakness-on-weakness because of the strength of out run game.

Ball control, y'all...

Prediction: CLE 27 WSH 17

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@Philadelphia   vs   Cincinnati     (+5.5)

Prediction: CIN 27 PHI 17

Final: CIN 23 PHI 23 - Push/W

@Pittsburgh   vs   Houston   (+ 4.0)

Prediction: HOU 17 PTG 14

Final: PTG 28 HOU 21 - L/L

@Cleveland   vs   Washington (+

7.0)

Prediction: CLE 27 WSH 17

Final: CLE 34 WSH 20 - W/W

So so far...

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Now to some unfinished Week 3 business...

@Baltimore   vs   Kansas City    

(+3.5)

             

Odds makers had to throw an added half-point at KC to attract more bettors... I don't think they threw enough. BLT is simply the far more complete team and LJ is every bit as electric as Mahomes.

Prediction: BLT 37 KC 24

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So, when you pick the Eagles to beat the Bengals,   but the game ends in a tie,   is that a win/loss/push? 

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56 minutes ago, The Gipper said:

So, when you pick the Eagles to beat the Bengals,   but the game ends in a tie,   is that a win/loss/push? 

Since they were 5.5 point favorites, wouldn't that be a loss?

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1 hour ago, The Gipper said:

So, when you pick the Eagles to beat the Bengals,   but the game ends in a tie,   is that a win/loss/push? 

if or when no points are given?(straight up)... a called *push to both team bets..normally, the house still rakes up the dough though......  Team Bengals get the win in this case with 5.5 points given before OT..all Philly bets lose

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Who picked Philly???

3 hours ago, Tour2ma said:
@Philadelphia   vs   Cincinnati     (+5.5)

Prediction: CIN 27 PHI 17

Final: CIN 23 PHI 23 - Push/W

 

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On 9/26/2020 at 4:59 PM, TexasAg1969 said:

EDIT: Side note. I contacted Direct TV Loyalty Specialist who took $50 off my monthly bill for 12 months, then took back not quite $50 for 6 months for 

NFL Sunday Ticket. So I now get all NFL games plus just over $300 to stay in my bank account. Did not have to commit to any long (or short) term contracts either.

I got my bill and instead of taking off a monthly charge for Sunday Ticket, they did the whole charge up front. When I called to complain they then

allowed me to keep the $50/mo for 12 mo. loyalty discount, took off the Sunday Ticket charge and gave me the whole season for free. Just saved another $300.

I'm a happy camper!!😍

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14 hours ago, The Gipper said:

So, when you pick the Eagles to beat the Bengals,   but the game ends in a tie,   is that a win/loss/push? 

It goes according to the points only regardless of who wins or loses....even in a tie.

It was a good game I thought Burrow might get his first game win.

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29 minutes ago, mjp28 said:

It goes according to the points only regardless of who wins or loses....even in a tie.

It was a good game I thought Burrow might get his first game win.

Well i was right about one thing. Neither team was capable of scoring 31 points on the other.😁

We'll see if I get that last one right tonight.

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1 hour ago, mjp28 said:

It goes according to the points only regardless of who wins or loses....even in a tie.

It was a good game I thought Burrow might get his first game win.

I am not talking about the point spread.  I am talking about if you are just  counting which games you got right or wrong when choosing a winner. 

E.g. yesterday,   I got the Browns beating the WTFs  and I got the Steelers beating the DATs.  I chose the Eagles to beat the Bitchy Pussies.  So, in a sense, I got that wrong...but they then...in choosing the Bengals to lose,  I didn't get that right either. 

Or, better yet....in our Survivor game....does a person get an X  if they chose that game...no matter who they may have picked? 

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And the weekend ends with a dull thud...

@Baltimore   vs   Kansas City    

(+3.5)

             

Prediction: BLT 37 KC 24

Final: KC 34 BLT 20 - L/L

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1 hour ago, Tour2ma said:

And the weekend ends with a dull thud...

@Baltimore   vs   Kansas City    

(+3.5)

             

Prediction: BLT 37 KC 24

Final: KC 34 BLT 20 - L/L

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I'm not in the prediction business this year. Any Ratbird loss is a good thing... Said it last year... Jackson is a running back who happens to be a decent QB. Sooner or later, he's catching a shot to the knee with all the dancing he does.... 

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15 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Well i was right about one thing. Neither team was capable of scoring 31 points on the other.😁

We'll see if I get that last one right tonight.

Yeah I agree. You were right about one thing. lol

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On ‎9‎/‎26‎/‎2020 at 5:14 PM, Zombo said:

 

 

 

Kansas City at Baltimore, Sunday Night Football, 8:15P

There will be a lot of hullaballo about this one, but Jacko is never going to beat Mahomes in a shootout. Ever. CHIEFS 34 RAVENS 20

TGZ

 

People are so accustomed to ignoring your predictions that no one ever gave you kudos for that one.

Spot on. Congrats!

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I got 3 1/2 right since the tie was not predicted, but both under 31 points was accurate.

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