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Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS
August 17th, 2020

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all. 

 

The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."

Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. "Our democracy is over," he said. "It doesn't exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you're a racist."  

Antifa and BLM responded by marching on local post offices and burning them down. Enthusiastic Trump supporters quickly bought up all the stamps. They are now selling for $3,000 apiece online.  

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LOL LOL LOL.

good one - satire is cool.

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Twitter ‘accidentally’ suspends satirical site Babylon Bee ...

https://www.rt.com/usa/498263-babylon-bee-satire-twitter-suspension

Twitter suspended the account of parody news site The Babylon Bee after it mocked Democrat VP candidate Kamala Harris and ‘mail vote suppression’ conspiracies. It was shortly restored amid protests about censorship. The Bee went dark around 6 pm on Monday.

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6 minutes ago, htownbrown said:

No back tattoos?  

I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp 

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6 minutes ago, MLD Woody said:

I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp 

Not everyone has one like you...

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5 minutes ago, MLD Woody said:

I also assumed this was a Trump themed tramp stamp 

Would you prefer a Big Mike Obama tramp stamp?

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8 minutes ago, Axe said:

Would you prefer a Big Mike Obama tramp stamp?

Woody strikes me as a Maxine Waters type!

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1 hour ago, MLD Woody said:

my tramp stamp says  "#YangGang"

Bang?

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1 hour ago, MLD Woody said:

my tramp stamp says  "#YangGang"

Placed just above your ass crack in a floral font I'm sure 🤣

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40 minutes ago, Vambo said:

Bang?

the woodpecker dance

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