TexasAg1969 Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 hours ago, OldBrownsFan said: Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centers and tanning salons all closed. It's about to get ugly out there. OMG what are you going to do without your waxing center?🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said: From my sister: "Stay inside, practice social distancing and clean yourself constantly.......................OMG I've become a cat!"🙀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Lock and Load on Rock 'n Roll.🤩 And just for the hyper-allergic Trumpettes. Stay safe out there everyone. Even a Rep. may be your enemy in the grocery store.🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 A plane with 5 passengers on board -- Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl -- is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump says "I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and I'm needed to solve the pandemic!" He takes one parachute and jumps. Johnson says‘I’m needed to sort out the COVID-19 mess in Britain’. He takes one and jumps. The Pope says, "The world's Catholics depend on me for comfort in a time of fear." He takes one and jumps. "You can have the last parachute," Merkel says to the 10-year-old. "I've lived my life. Yours is only just starting." The little girl replies: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA just took my school bag." 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said: A plane with 5 passengers on board -- Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl -- is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump says "I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and I'm needed to solve the pandemic!" He takes one parachute and jumps. Johnson says‘I’m needed to sort out the COVID-19 mess in Britain’. He takes one and jumps. The Pope says, "The world's Catholics depend on me for comfort in a time of fear." He takes one and jumps. "You can have the last parachute," Merkel says to the 10-year-old. "I've lived my life. Yours is only just starting." The little girl replies: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA just took my school bag." 😂 Your chest must swell pride when you tell folks that one... huh Tex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, hammertime said: Your chest must swell pride when you tell folks that one... huh Tex? It's no worse that the picture I posted about washing your hands & democrats. Get a sense of humor. It's free.😁 EDIT: That one came out of England BTW. They love trumpy & the reason why is reflected in the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammertime Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 It’s a retrofitted joke. Looks like Pelosi’s daughter has great sense of humor also... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldBrownsFan Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 38 minutes ago, Vambo said: I've been dealing with that but I tell Mrs. OBF that we have stay at home orders in place and I shouldn't be going to Lowes or Home Depot right now. Seriously though on one project I did a number of years ago I put new flooring down and removed some old tiles under the carpet. I didn't think anything about it until I found out later that these older tiles were made with asbestos. I had no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieHardBrownsFan Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 hours ago, OldBrownsFan said: I've been dealing with that but I tell Mrs. OBF that we have stay at home orders in place and I shouldn't be going to Lowes or Home Depot right now. Seriously though on one project I did a number of years ago I put new flooring down and removed some old tiles under the carpet. I didn't think anything about it until I found out later that these older tiles were made with asbestos. I had no idea. I was exposed to Asbestos many times. My father worked in Furnace and AC repair and used to drag me with him when he was on call. Also in the Navy while my ship was inthe yards in Long Beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldBrownsFan Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 49 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said: I was exposed to Asbestos many times. My father worked in Furnace and AC repair and used to drag me with him when he was on call. Also in the Navy while my ship was inthe yards in Long Beach. My ship was also in drydock in Long Beach when I reported in 1975. Just so happened they were filming the old tv series McMillan and Wife the day I reported. I thought it was odd when the bus pulled in the sign said San Francisco Naval Station instead of Long Beach. I got off the bus and was walking to the reporting station when I saw this tall Admiral with lots of gold on his uniform walking towards me. I gave him a good boot camp salute and he looked down at me and gave me a scowl. When I turned the corner I saw all the cameras and realized that was Rock Hudson I had saluted. This was before anyone had heard about AIDS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Vambo-loved the doughnut video. That was one of the funniest so far.🤣 Got to find that and send it to my brothers and sisters. They'll all laugh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Toilet paper shortage solution now ready to deliver.😂 Enjoy!!??😵 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TexasAg1969 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 15 minutes ago, Vambo said: How am I ever gonna unsee that. Scarred for life.🙈 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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calfoxwc Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 6:14 PM, OldBrownsFan said: My ship was also in drydock in Long Beach when I reported in 1975. Just so happened they were filming the old tv series McMillan and Wife the day I reported. I thought it was odd when the bus pulled in the sign said San Francisco Naval Station instead of Long Beach. I got off the bus and was walking to the reporting station when I saw this tall Admiral with lots of gold on his uniform walking towards me. I gave him a good boot camp salute and he looked down at me and gave me a scowl. When I turned the corner I saw all the cameras and realized that was Rock Hudson I had saluted. This was before anyone had heard about AIDS. LOL LOL that is awesome ! His scowl is weird though. You walked into a film shoot. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, calfoxwc said: LOL LOL that is awesome ! His scowl is weird though. You walked into a film shoot. LOL I actually thought it might be Rock Hudson but I was fresh out of boot camp and I wasn't going to take any chances of not saluting an Admiral. When he scowled at me I figured he took offense that I didn't recognize the "great" Hollywood actor. Apparently they had just filmed Rock Hudson's scene as I looked back and watched him go into a trailer. When I went around the corner they were filming a scene with his co star at the time Susan St. James. Best I can tell looking at story line and time period I would bet they were filming this episode....OK looks like Rock wasn't an Admiral just an officer...but I was pretty fresh out of bootcamp...he still looked like someone a Seaman apprentice should be saluting. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0645140/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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