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This Week in the AFC North, The Great Zomboni is taking matters into his own hands.

I have seen enough. This team is too talented. But something is missing.

That missing something is ... Me

I have never seen a game in the Baker Mayfield era, live.

The Browns are waiting for The Great Zomboni to come to Mecca and watch The Chosen One live, so that we can all move on.

There was a reason Earl Little jumped in my arms in 2000, and Johnny Manziel's girlfriend winked at me in 2015, they were letting me know that the franchise will move forward when I fully commit.

So here I come in 30* weather, flying up Saturday Night and back Sunday Morning just to Reverse The Curse.

But it is going to be Cold. Fucking cold. so I need a little hot salsa to bring with me to warm up the weekend, so here is my travel companion and Celebrity Guest Prognosticator, Sophia Vergara:

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And here is what happens after TGZ and Sophie V get to town:

Buffalo at Cleveland 1:00 PM, Sunday

Grow your Fu Man Chu back Baker, because it is time to unleash. They gotta cover Hunt out of the backfield, they gotta worry about Chubb up the gut, and your going to drop dimes on OBJ on the way to the end zone. Twice. Then you will look into the the stands and give The Great Zomboni the thumbs up ... and then we roll. BROWNS 31 BILLS 13

Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 PM, Sunday

Dammit, the Bungles ruin everything. I saw this as a total trap game for the Ravens, coming off the big Patsie matchup, and I thought the Bungles would bite them ... with Andy Dalton, proven NFL commodity. But no, they are throwing a fresh, new ginger in against the Raven Defense. Ughh. They will still keep it close ... but lose. RAVENS 16 BUNGLES 13

LA Rams at Pittsburgh 4:25 PM, Sunday

The Rams are a Sleeping Giant at 5-3, they are ready to roll down the stretch and Pittsburgh is due to be reminded that they suck this year. RAMS 35 STEELERS 19

You SUCK Steelers ... Go Home!

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That is the perfect way to watch Sofia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle in all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. 

Buffalo 24, Cleveland 20

Baltimore 28, Cincinnati 13

Los Angeles 27, Pittsburgh 17

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OK, here we go:

Rams over Spermsuckers.  35-17.   

Ratfuckers over Bitchy Pussies,   17-10.    Everyone thought it would be the Dolphins that would get the #1 pick.  Bengals are losing just so they can draft Chase Young.

Browns over Bills.      So, its the team named after Paul Brown (in one theory)  vs. the team named after Buffalo Bill Cody.  Well, I do love me some Buffalo Bill Cody...in fact, just a month ago, I spent two nights in a hotel that he built and which he named after his daughter, Irma, in Cody WY.  Nevertheless, I like Paul Brown better.  And Paul Brown coached football as opposed to putting on Western shows for the kings and queens of Europe.  So, clearly, the team named after the football coach has the edge when it comes to playing football.  And I think, finally, the Browns figure out how to score in the red zone, which has been  a major, major problem this year.

Browns 30, Bills 20

As for helpers, I see that Z has been concentrating on well endowed Hispanic women this year...or redheads. 

But with the Browns in a slump, we need to channel some of the vibe from the era when they were THE dominant team in all of football.. the 50s.  Ergo, I am seeking the  aid of the  Original,  the Alpha Female when it comes to hot bodies.  The icon of all icons when it comes to the female form.  None other than:

Marilyn

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17 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

That is the perfect way to watch Sophia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle is all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. 

Z..when your Florida ears get cold? have Sophia flip seats with the girl behind you..Those will make some great ear muffins 🎧.. butt, keep your eyes 👀 on the game at all times : ) grandes tetas...  Browns get it to OT..17-17. just not sure yet? where the man cave torture chair will fall 🤦‍♂️   

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This week in the AFCN right from TBB NFL PICKEM, the two 1 pm games and GO RAMS at 4:25 pm.

Baltimore   vs X @Cincinnati 10.0 10.0 10.0 10.0 Sun 11/10 01:00 PM -
@Cleveland X vs   Buffalo 2.5 3.0 3.0 3.0 Sun 11/10 01:00 PM
Los Angeles (LAR) X vs   @Pittsburgh 4.0 3.5 3.5 3.5 Sun 11/10 04:25 PM

   As plain as the nose on your face!   The BAL/CIN I had a bit a time getting straight but I hope Cinci hangs around. CLEVELAND a must win!

Then the Rams quiet the Pittsburgh crowd.

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And Sophia all dressed up for her trip to the Cleveland Browns game......ok she can stay in the room.

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11 hours ago, Dutch Oven said:

That is the perfect way to watch Sophia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle is all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. 

Buffalo 24, Cleveland 20

Baltimore 28, Cincinnati 13

Los Angeles 27, Pittsburgh 17

Isn't that the same chick , Jimmy Porn Star was shaggin' last year if I remember right?

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Browns 30

Bills 23

 

Rams will spunk all over the stoolers

 

Rams 42

Stools 10

 

As much as I hate to say it

 

Baltiwhore 36

Bungholios 3

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Bills 30, Browns 14

In the NFL, you are what your record says you are. How the Browns manage to stink after drafting so much talent in a short time IDK, but they manage to do so.

 

 

Flying Disease Infested Rats, 27, Bung Holes 12

The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Balt is running away with the division in the post-Flacco era, Cin is in disarray as usual.

 

 

Rams 30, Stillers 27

Pgh defense has gelled of late with the acquisition of Minkah Fitzpatrick and drafting of Devin Bush......just in time for their once great offense to reach its expiration date. No Big Ben, no Bell, no Brown, no chance. Enough parts remain to make it close, but no ceegar.

 

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9 hours ago, The Gipper said:

Disgusting....but, probably Coach Toad's concept of ideal women.

All women are beautiful in their own way. How could I possibly know if they are ideal without truly knowing them? Consider it a lesson on why women should not be objectified. For those of us with daughters, it should be an easy thing to understand.

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16 minutes ago, Buck The Frowns said:

Rams 30, Stillers 27

.just in time for their once great offense to reach its expiration date. No Big Ben, no Bell, no Brown, no chance. Enough parts remain to make it close, but no ceegar.

 

No Conner, no Snell, no Nix, and No starting G Ramon Foster 🤗.. and the yellow seats don't have a 🐧game to go to either. how could we be so lucky Thursday?

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10 hours ago, CoachToad said:

All women are beautiful in their own way. How could I possibly know if they are ideal without truly knowing them? Consider it a lesson on why women should not be objectified. For those of us with daughters, it should be an easy thing to understand.

Well, give us a photo of your daughter, and then we can make the determination of we would want to objectify her. 

As for my daughter,  you don't want to go there.  Not because of me, but because of her.  She would kick your ass 3 ways to Sunday, no matter how much time you spend in the gym.

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1 hour ago, The Gipper said:

Really? Have not seen the game other than to see that those fucksticks are leading going into the second half. 

When you watch the high lights you’ll puke.  Shitsburgh “scores a td” clearly knee hits out of bounds before the foot.  Geoff fumbles clearly a forward pass, then on the reture Fitzpatrick turns and waves clearly taunting not called.  Then late in the game clear pass interference in the end zone not called.  Typical shitsburgh game how anyone can watch that shit and say the nfl is not in on it Idk

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10 minutes ago, Babernakle said:

When you watch the high lights you’ll puke.  Shitsburgh “scores a td” clearly knee hits out of bounds before the foot.  Geoff fumbles clearly a forward pass, then on the reture Fitzpatrick turns and waves clearly taunting not called.  Then late in the game clear pass interference in the end zone not called.  Typical shitsburgh game how anyone can watch that shit and say the nfl is not in on it Idk

Yeah that was a really poorly officiated game.  The fumble was really tight but the no call on the pass interference was really bad.  Could have called it on either Haden or Edmunds

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And they win.....But why?  how?   They don't have very good talent.

But their defense is obviously playing well....or else the Rams offense was not that and the bag of chips everyone thought they were.

My theory is that Tomlin is just really a good coach, and that team is playing well above their heads.  (like Baltimore)

How is the Browns struggling offense...still.... going to play against that defense, that is clearly carrying that team?

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4 hours ago, The Gipper said:

Two legs, two arms, dark hair, big tits.....otherwise, what? 

Wassamatta Gippy?.. Missed your fibercon injection?

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