Zombo Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 This Week in the AFC North, The Great Zomboni is taking matters into his own hands. I have seen enough. This team is too talented. But something is missing. That missing something is ... Me I have never seen a game in the Baker Mayfield era, live. The Browns are waiting for The Great Zomboni to come to Mecca and watch The Chosen One live, so that we can all move on. There was a reason Earl Little jumped in my arms in 2000, and Johnny Manziel's girlfriend winked at me in 2015, they were letting me know that the franchise will move forward when I fully commit. So here I come in 30* weather, flying up Saturday Night and back Sunday Morning just to Reverse The Curse. But it is going to be Cold. Fucking cold. so I need a little hot salsa to bring with me to warm up the weekend, so here is my travel companion and Celebrity Guest Prognosticator, Sophia Vergara: And here is what happens after TGZ and Sophie V get to town: Buffalo at Cleveland 1:00 PM, Sunday Grow your Fu Man Chu back Baker, because it is time to unleash. They gotta cover Hunt out of the backfield, they gotta worry about Chubb up the gut, and your going to drop dimes on OBJ on the way to the end zone. Twice. Then you will look into the the stands and give The Great Zomboni the thumbs up ... and then we roll. BROWNS 31 BILLS 13 Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 PM, Sunday Dammit, the Bungles ruin everything. I saw this as a total trap game for the Ravens, coming off the big Patsie matchup, and I thought the Bungles would bite them ... with Andy Dalton, proven NFL commodity. But no, they are throwing a fresh, new ginger in against the Raven Defense. Ughh. They will still keep it close ... but lose. RAVENS 16 BUNGLES 13 LA Rams at Pittsburgh 4:25 PM, Sunday The Rams are a Sleeping Giant at 5-3, they are ready to roll down the stretch and Pittsburgh is due to be reminded that they suck this year. RAMS 35 STEELERS 19 You SUCK Steelers ... Go Home! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 That is the perfect way to watch Sofia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle in all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. Buffalo 24, Cleveland 20 Baltimore 28, Cincinnati 13 Los Angeles 27, Pittsburgh 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 OK, here we go: Rams over Spermsuckers. 35-17. Ratfuckers over Bitchy Pussies, 17-10. Everyone thought it would be the Dolphins that would get the #1 pick. Bengals are losing just so they can draft Chase Young. Browns over Bills. So, its the team named after Paul Brown (in one theory) vs. the team named after Buffalo Bill Cody. Well, I do love me some Buffalo Bill Cody...in fact, just a month ago, I spent two nights in a hotel that he built and which he named after his daughter, Irma, in Cody WY. Nevertheless, I like Paul Brown better. And Paul Brown coached football as opposed to putting on Western shows for the kings and queens of Europe. So, clearly, the team named after the football coach has the edge when it comes to playing football. And I think, finally, the Browns figure out how to score in the red zone, which has been a major, major problem this year. Browns 30, Bills 20 As for helpers, I see that Z has been concentrating on well endowed Hispanic women this year...or redheads. But with the Browns in a slump, we need to channel some of the vibe from the era when they were THE dominant team in all of football.. the 50s. Ergo, I am seeking the aid of the Original, the Alpha Female when it comes to hot bodies. The icon of all icons when it comes to the female form. None other than: Marilyn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 But to break this slump, I am going to bring in some help for Marilyn, some of her old school contemporaries to give her a hand: Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield: I mean, even Sophia cannot help but admire Jayne's assets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said: That is the perfect way to watch Sophia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle is all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. Z..when your Florida ears get cold? have Sophia flip seats with the girl behind you..Those will make some great ear muffins 🎧.. butt, keep your eyes 👀 on the game at all times : ) grandes tetas... Browns get it to OT..17-17. just not sure yet? where the man cave torture chair will fall 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 This week in the AFCN right from TBB NFL PICKEM, the two 1 pm games and GO RAMS at 4:25 pm. Baltimore vs X @Cincinnati 10.0 10.0 10.0 10.0 Sun 11/10 01:00 PM - matchup information @Cleveland X vs Buffalo 2.5 3.0 3.0 3.0 Sun 11/10 01:00 PM Los Angeles (LAR) X vs @Pittsburgh 4.0 3.5 3.5 3.5 Sun 11/10 04:25 PM As plain as the nose on your face! The BAL/CIN I had a bit a time getting straight but I hope Cinci hangs around. CLEVELAND a must win! Then the Rams quiet the Pittsburgh crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 And Sophia all dressed up for her trip to the Cleveland Browns game......ok she can stay in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 Buffalo 20, Cleveland 13 Baltimore 38, Cincinnati 13 Los Angeles 31, Pittsburgh 13 Nice round odd numbers.🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 11 hours ago, Dutch Oven said: That is the perfect way to watch Sophia Vergara - mute. You get to watch her sweater muffins jiggle is all the right ways, without be subjected to that godawful voice. Buffalo 24, Cleveland 20 Baltimore 28, Cincinnati 13 Los Angeles 27, Pittsburgh 17 Isn't that the same chick , Jimmy Porn Star was shaggin' last year if I remember right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 Browns 30 Bills 23 Rams will spunk all over the stoolers Rams 42 Stools 10 As much as I hate to say it Baltiwhore 36 Bungholios 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 3 hours ago, nickers said: Isn't that the same chick , Jimmy Porn Star was shaggin' last year if I remember right? She's married to actor Joe Mangienello. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 6 hours ago, nickers said: Isn't that the same chick , Jimmy Porn Star was shaggin' last year if I remember right? Uhm, no, it is not the porn star he was dating..(and who knows if they actually shagged...but it is a fair assumption). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 It was Kiara Mia https://www.tmz.com/2018/07/19/jimmy-garoppolo-porn-star-kiara-mia-date/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 14 minutes ago, The Gipper said: Disgusting....but, probably Coach Toad's concept of ideal women. Actually, those are Steeler fans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingfooldoug Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, hoorta said: Actually, those are Steeler fans. Hmmmm, small ones, but okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck The Frowns Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 Bills 30, Browns 14 In the NFL, you are what your record says you are. How the Browns manage to stink after drafting so much talent in a short time IDK, but they manage to do so. Flying Disease Infested Rats, 27, Bung Holes 12 The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Balt is running away with the division in the post-Flacco era, Cin is in disarray as usual. Rams 30, Stillers 27 Pgh defense has gelled of late with the acquisition of Minkah Fitzpatrick and drafting of Devin Bush......just in time for their once great offense to reach its expiration date. No Big Ben, no Bell, no Brown, no chance. Enough parts remain to make it close, but no ceegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachToad Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 9 hours ago, The Gipper said: Disgusting....but, probably Coach Toad's concept of ideal women. All women are beautiful in their own way. How could I possibly know if they are ideal without truly knowing them? Consider it a lesson on why women should not be objectified. For those of us with daughters, it should be an easy thing to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Buck The Frowns said: Rams 30, Stillers 27 .just in time for their once great offense to reach its expiration date. No Big Ben, no Bell, no Brown, no chance. Enough parts remain to make it close, but no ceegar. No Conner, no Snell, no Nix, and No starting G Ramon Foster 🤗.. and the yellow seats don't have a 🐧game to go to either. how could we be so lucky Thursday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babernakle Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 Nfl actively helping shitsburgh this is fucking disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 10 hours ago, CoachToad said: All women are beautiful in their own way. How could I possibly know if they are ideal without truly knowing them? Consider it a lesson on why women should not be objectified. For those of us with daughters, it should be an easy thing to understand. Well, give us a photo of your daughter, and then we can make the determination of we would want to objectify her. As for my daughter, you don't want to go there. Not because of me, but because of her. She would kick your ass 3 ways to Sunday, no matter how much time you spend in the gym. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Babernakle said: Nfl actively helping shitsburgh this is fucking disgusting Really? Have not seen the game other than to see that those fucksticks are leading going into the second half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babernakle Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, The Gipper said: Really? Have not seen the game other than to see that those fucksticks are leading going into the second half. When you watch the high lights you’ll puke. Shitsburgh “scores a td” clearly knee hits out of bounds before the foot. Geoff fumbles clearly a forward pass, then on the reture Fitzpatrick turns and waves clearly taunting not called. Then late in the game clear pass interference in the end zone not called. Typical shitsburgh game how anyone can watch that shit and say the nfl is not in on it Idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjh2130 Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Babernakle said: When you watch the high lights you’ll puke. Shitsburgh “scores a td” clearly knee hits out of bounds before the foot. Geoff fumbles clearly a forward pass, then on the reture Fitzpatrick turns and waves clearly taunting not called. Then late in the game clear pass interference in the end zone not called. Typical shitsburgh game how anyone can watch that shit and say the nfl is not in on it Idk Yeah that was a really poorly officiated game. The fumble was really tight but the no call on the pass interference was really bad. Could have called it on either Haden or Edmunds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 And they win.....But why? how? They don't have very good talent. But their defense is obviously playing well....or else the Rams offense was not that and the bag of chips everyone thought they were. My theory is that Tomlin is just really a good coach, and that team is playing well above their heads. (like Baltimore) How is the Browns struggling offense...still.... going to play against that defense, that is clearly carrying that team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 On 11/9/2019 at 6:59 PM, nickers said: Isn't that the same chick , Jimmy Porn Star was shaggin' last year if I remember right? No, married to joe mangenello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 21 minutes ago, Vagitron said: No, married to joe mangenello. Speaking of Kiara Mia, here is Jay Black singing Cara Mia......at 80 years old: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Vagitron said: No, married to joe mangenello. They look similar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, nickers said: They look similar... Two legs, two arms, dark hair, big tits.....otherwise, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 4 hours ago, The Gipper said: Two legs, two arms, dark hair, big tits.....otherwise, what? Wassamatta Gippy?.. Missed your fibercon injection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 11, 2019 Report Share Posted November 11, 2019 6 hours ago, nickers said: Wassamatta Gippy?.. Missed your fibercon injection? Don’t know what that is. All I’m saying is other than them being big boob chicks I don’t see the resemblance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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