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1 minute ago, ATOM said:

now back to the turn around to the gay thing there were sure alot but it was cool cant remember the name of the place but there were hundreds of pinball machines there 

The pinball museum is down there. Capitol Hill is the largest population of the LGBTQ folks. 

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3 minutes ago, CoachToad said:

The pinball museum is down there. Capitol Hill is the largest population of the LGBTQ folks. 

capitol hill block party is fucking great but damn lots of needles around there 

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2 minutes ago, ATOM said:

capitol hill block party is fucking great but damn lots of needles around there 

Yeah, we have a horrible drug and homeless problem in Seattle. 

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14 minutes ago, CoachToad said:

Yeah, we have a horrible drug and homeless problem in Seattle. 

but the block party brings in alot of cool bands so you just deal with it

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2 minutes ago, ATOM said:

but the block party brings in alot of cool bands so you just deal with it

Our Bumbershoot festival brings in good bands too. Lots of problems with Seattle but a great music scene. Lots of great venues.

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45 minutes ago, hoorta said:

Oh, ghool was, you might have missed it. It was the ultimate reason he got kicked off for good....  

Ah, I put him in the category of Vagitron. If Z want's to kick him off- he can- but I won't, he's sort of amusing. 

with ghool when i saw a thread going sideways I just didnt read it

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3 minutes ago, CoachToad said:

Our Bumbershoot festival brings in good bands too. Lots of problems with Seattle but a great music scene. Lots of great venues.

love the KEXP special shows 

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3 minutes ago, ATOM said:

love the KEXP special shows 

Yeah, Paul Allen did a lot for the local culture.

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8 minutes ago, CoachToad said:

Yeah, Paul Allen did a lot for the local culture.

R.I.P

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2 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

This side is nothing. Try the polyboard. Lots of fish to catch over there if you like Orange Roughy.🐡🐡🐡🐡

Don't send the poor guy to that cesspool.

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8 hours ago, Vagitron said:

Don't send the poor guy to that cesspool.

It was my way of trying to make him eat shit though! Yum!💩😜

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1 hour ago, TexasAg1969 said:

It was my way of trying to make him eat shit though! Yum!💩😜

It's a Las Vegas strip sized helping of shit over there. I go there and read when I want to simultaneously feel like a super genius and get sad for humanity at the same time.

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12 hours ago, CoachToad said:

Skyline chilli?

After my own heart... wrong Ohio city for most of these guys though. More Skyline for me.

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20 hours ago, CoachToad said:

Lol! You should not fear Planet Fitness tough guys. You should fear carbs.BRU....

FYI Cock Toad I’ve been keto for about 18 months. If you little jab was my profile pic it’s not me. 

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20 hours ago, CoachToad said:

Firstly, I wish no ill will, secondly, I am not in fear of that becsuse I am busy and just visting with sports fans thirdly, people that "Troll" are not entertaining you. They entertain themselves. The fact that it pisses you off and you dont find it funny is what they find so fun. You get that right?

And that is exactly the definition of why you are here. 

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1 hour ago, jcam222 said:

FYI Cock Toad I’ve been keto for about 18 months. If you little jab was my profile pic it’s not me. 

Good job Jcam i used to be 120 lbs heavier. Now I am very healthy. Keep up the good work.

 

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1 hour ago, jcam222 said:

And that is exactly the definition of why you are here. 

Nope. But I am a smartass at times.

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I've always eaten whatever I want and am in great shape.  This so called Keto is nothing but what used to be called something else.  It's a fad. 

 

When it’s unhealthy

Critics say the keto-type diets usually work only in the short term and can be unhealthy.

For starters, most of the lost weight is water weight, according to Lisa Cimperman, R.D.N., a clinical dietitian at University Hospitals Case Medical Center in Cleveland, Ohio, and a spokesperson for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics.

“Once your body enters ketosis, you also begin to lose muscle, become extremely fatigued, and eventually enter starvation mode. Then it actually becomes even harder to lose weight,” Cimperman told Healthline.

Mawer said he doesn’t believe the keto diet causes muscle loss. He did caution it’s not optimal for someone trying to gain muscle.

Other experts interviewed by Healthline had stronger words of caution.

“Keto diets should only be used under clinical supervision and only for brief periods,” Francine Blinten, R.D., a certified clinical nutritionist and public health consultant in Old Greenwich, Connecticut, told Healthline. “They have worked successfully on some cancer patients in conjunction with chemotherapy to shrink tumors and to reduce seizures among people suffering from epilepsy.”

In the general population, Blinten said a keto diet should only be considered in extreme cases.

“It can do more harm than good. It can damage the heart, which is also a muscle,” she explained.

Anyone with type 2 diabetes can benefit from weight loss and a reduced-carb diet because it will improve insulin sensitivity, Cimperman explained.

“But there are many other ways to do it besides a fad diet that won’t keep weight off long-term,” she said.

Blinten, who has used a keto diet for some cancer patients in specific circumstances, cautioned, “people will do anything to get the weight off.” However, a keto diet will do more harm than good for the majority of patients, especially if they have any underlying kidney or liver issues.

“People are using this for cosmetic reasons, but it’s so extreme that it’s dangerous,” she said.

Read More: Why Severe Anorexia is So Difficult to Treat »

The feeding tube approach

Some have taken the keto diet a step further, using a feeding tube inserted into the esophagus through the nose.

Dieters adhere to a strict 800-calorie high-protein, no-carb diet administered through the tube by a slow-drip pump mechanism. Only black coffee, tea, or water is allowed in addition to the liquid diet.

A Florida doctor, Oliver Di Pietro, has been offering this tube diet to anyone who can pay the $1,500 cost. According to a 2012 local news report, Di Pietro learned of the diet while on a trip to Italy. He insists the keto diet is safe and effective, even for those wanting to shed just a few pounds.

“This is a ridiculous approach to weight loss,” said Cimperman.

 

With an 800-calorie-a-day diet, “you’re essentially starving yourself,” Cimperman said. “Of course you will drop weight.”

Anything under a 1,200-calorie daily diet is considered a starvation diet and is not meant for long-term weight loss.

Tube feeding is a legitimate tool in a hospital setting, she explained.

“Someone who is on a ventilator, or can’t swallow because of a stroke or cancer, might have to eat this way. But it’s usually used as a last resort,” she said.

“In an otherwise healthy individual it can create serious complications, including infections if the tube gets contaminated, increased sodium levels, and it can cause dehydration and constipation,” Cimperman added. “What would even possess people to want to walk around with a tube up their nose?”

Melinda Hemmelgarn, a registered dietitian in Columbia, Missouri, and host of the Food Sleuth radio show, told Healthline, “It’s crazy to consider sticking a tube down your nose to lose weight. It sounds to me like somebody is making a lot of money on someone else’s vulnerabilities. Just say no to this idea.”

Read More: Doctors Finally Begin to Treat Obesity »

Don’t become weight obsessed

Hemmelgarn advised anyone thinking of going on a fad diet to “keep food in perspective. It’s a gift. It’s how we nourish ourselves and stay well.”

Marketing this diet to brides just plays into our weight-obsessed society, according to Hemmelgarn.

Instead, anyone preparing for marriage should nourish herself well, engage in plenty of physical activity like walking, jogging, or bike riding, and be good to herself by eating fresh, whole, minimally processed organic foods.

There is no magic bullet for long-term weight loss, said Blinten. For long-term weight control, a Mediterranean style diet focused on fruit, vegetables, whole grains, beans, fish, and olive oil, is one that can be healthy for life.

“We fall prey to wacko diets, but the truth is there’s no quick fix,” Blinten said. “Cutting refined carbs and replacing them with fresh fruits, vegetables, and lean protein, cutting processed foods, and avoiding too many additives will keep you healthy in the long term.”

Cimperman said the healthiest approach to weight loss is to set realistic goals and ask yourself if your diet plan is:

  • good for the long term
  • includes exercise
  • meets your long-term health goals.

If the answers are no, then that is a red flag, she cautioned.

Blinten advised dieters not to skip meals because your body goes into overdrive the next time you eat. That can actually cause you to eat more, not less. She suggested eating your largest meal at midday, then having a healthy afternoon snack.

“It keeps your metabolism and insulin levels more regular,” she explained.

Exercise, of course, is also vitally important. Every pound of muscle equals 50 calories burned, so a plan that includes a muscle enhancing regimen will help you reach your goal faster.

Hemmelgarn added, “Stay away from fashion magazines. They make us feel inadequate. If you are even considering this insane approach to weight loss, go for a walk … right now! It’ll clear your head.”

 

 

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5 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said:

I've always eaten whatever I want and am in great shape.  This so called Keto is nothing but what used to be called something else.  It's a fad. 

I workout everyday. I try to limit carbs and keep my protien around 200 grams. I have done this for 3 years. Got off all diabetes, blood pressure and cholesterol meds.

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3 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said:

Might be genetic.

I believe are bodies are different and what works for some may not work for others. I am very careful when asked for advice. I tell folks this is what works for me but you may need to modify your approach.

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Hi, I want the Browns to win. I hope they never lose again. But really?

1) You guys think the refs and the rest of the NFL has a conspiracy in work against us.

2) People think the Browns are loaded with talent but just have bad luck.

3) Baker is amazing but Kitchens is holding him back.

4) Mayfield's behaviour is a result of his will to win and is good for the team.

5) The Brown's are going to win out.

C'mon man. Really????

 

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16 minutes ago, CoachToad said:

Hi, I want the Browns to win. I hope they never lose again. But really?

1) You guys think the refs and the rest of the NFL has a conspiracy in work against us.

No conspiracy....but they just always seem to go the wrong way, more often than not.

2) People think the Browns are loaded with talent but just have bad luck.

The Browns are loaded with talent....in some areas, and it is a little bit of bad luck...but mostly bad coaching.

3) Baker is amazing but Kitchens is holding him back.

Have you even seen the games?  If you had, you would know this is quite a bit of it.

4) Mayfield's behaviour is a result of his will to win and is good for the team.

Assuming you mean off field behaviour....that doesn't have a cabbage fart to do with why this team is not successful. There problems are all on the field all right that have to be corrected, but that is as far as that goes. 

5) The Brown's are going to win out.

That is not an expectation, merely a hope.

C'mon man. Really????

You have been on here now for like 2 weeks.  Have you actually comprehended anything you have read on here?   Because it seems that you are just making assholeumptions with a lot of your comments. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, CoachToad said:

Hi, I want the Browns to win. I hope they never lose again. But really?

1) You guys think the refs and the rest of the NFL has a conspiracy in work against us.

2) People think the Browns are loaded with talent but just have bad luck.

3) Baker is amazing but Kitchens is holding him back.

4) Mayfield's behaviour is a result of his will to win and is good for the team.

5) The Brown's are going to win out.

(6) Coach toad will soon be out of here like shit through a goose.

C'mon man. Really????

 

You were one short.

WSS

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On 11/3/2019 at 9:27 PM, CoachToad said:

Yesterday we were stoked. We knew we were going to crush the Bronco's and most thought Baker still had it together. Now people are swearing at each other after a loss, people are demanding to be banned and we are even being made fun of by an english dude.

 People need to grow a pair and honor the bro code. Boards that don't care about other teams fans or "trolls" have more fun. Plus they actually get fewer trolls. People in here have gotten soft. Their overreaction makes them targets.

I got 2 penalty points (whatever the hell that is) for " being a douche" great feedback! BTW the person that gave the "penalty" was the author of the post I was commenting on! What a joke. The country thinks we are losers. Let's not prove them right.

I say let people say what they want. People need to stop being pussies. 

 

Who the fuck is this WE you are talking about.  You admitted that you are a Seahawks fan. 

We will stop being pussies when you stop being a c-u-n-t.

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On 11/3/2019 at 9:40 PM, CoachToad said:

You can say profane things, racist things, be overtly homophobic. That's ok. But if you are not in agreement on the Browns..... half of you are totally shit talking the team in here. Weak. Most fans in other cities say bring it on. Very weak. Don't wear your losing Cleveland. Not like that.

It is not a matter of being in agreement or not.  We have been here many many years before you showed your silly hind end here...and we will be here after you bug out. 

And trust me, we say bring it on....and everyone that thinks they have "brought it on"  got carried out on a stretcher.  Better men than you in fact.

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On 11/3/2019 at 9:59 PM, CoachToad said:

Why does almost every thread turn into gay talk? That is strange. Are these some kind of repressed sexusl feelings? No matter what the topic in here, you guys bring it around to homosexuality.

It turns to gay talk because people have sussed you out.   They believe that you are in fact gay.  They may be wrong, but that is their perception of you due to a lot of the vibe you give off. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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On 11/3/2019 at 10:08 PM, CoachToad said:

Skyline chilli?

Wrong Ohio town dude.  To Paraphrase Sam Wyche,   We are from Cleveland, not Cincinnati.....and we don't eat regurgitation here.

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On 11/3/2019 at 10:20 PM, CoachToad said:

You should can me if it brings people pleasure. I would feel like a wimp to be begging mods to can someone. Say something clever!

I agree, it would be wimpy to ban you.  Better to have you around to bitch slap now and again...if the mood calls for it.  I was never in favor of banning Ghoolie.  He was essentially an equal opportunity  offender....but he pissed off the wrong people.  (that being Z, and particularly Kathy I think....though I know that she and Stan on occasion actually met up in Vegas.  I think they may still be friends, but she just doesn't want him on here.

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