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The Ballad of the Cowboy and Rapinisaho

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sorry... rewrote "Ghost Riders in the Sky"

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When he heard a radio blare "It's the Women's USA!"
just echoing through the ragged sky, he gave it a hip-hooray.
but when he heard about her, and her crapping on our Flag.
Her heart being black and shiny and she blew like a windbag....
A bolt of disgust went through him as she ran our country to the dump.
For he was a Real American, and wondered what animal she'd hump...
And then for the first time, the cattle started to moo...
he thought they were a-talkin, he didn't know what to do.
So he just listened closely, and he thought he heard them say...
"If rapinisaho and hates America, she should just move away..."
He nodded in agreement, and his horse swished tail against an itch.
"For surely she is a scumbucket, and really is a nasty bitch...", She hates our Real American President,

and she sure is a toxic witch.....
and he sang:

Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi ooh

Rap-in-is-a-ho............

The USA women's soccer team made their country proud,
but one of them was so nasty, she stank up to the clouds...
her shirt all soaked with hatred,
for our country, but she don't care...
'Cause she ain't got no honor, and has no intelligence up stairs...

 The cattle then went quiet, and the stars shined so bright.
He wondered why the bitch would would leave her coffin before night.
for surely she was quite evil, and a nasty slut for sure.
Surely the rest of the team, is disgusted with her.

Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi ooh

Rap-in-is-a-ho............

 

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If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand.

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31 minutes ago, jbluhm86 said:

If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand.

I'm sure visionaries like Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe had their critics in their day too..

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16 minutes ago, OldBrownsFan said:

I'm sure visionaries like Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe had their critics in their day too..

Well considering Poe died at age 40, there's that.  LOL!🍺🤣

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That which we call a rube,
By any other name would still be as simple...

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1 hour ago, jbluhm86 said:

If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand.

 

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8 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said:

 

"Things they do look awful c-c-cold

I hope I stroke out before I get old" 

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funny thing is, the lib wonks on the board probably have never heard the song.....

CNN or MSNBC never played it....

and they prove time and time again they have no sense of humor.

That was funny, dammit.

Took me just under ten minutes. lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjQ7a-uia3jAhWbQs0KHTd6AYwQ3ywwAHoECA0QBA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMynzbmrtp9I&usg=AOvVaw3yAyu2XvLYcNE3j71iQnu3

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I think Steve should do this song in every concert, you betcha.

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Sorry cal.  This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops.  "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime

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25 minutes ago, htownbrown said:

Sorry cal.  This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops.  "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime

The government cannot control what people think in there minds.  

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I'm really getting nervous now.  I drew a mustache on one of my teachers pics in the fourth grade yearbook.

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14 minutes ago, DieHardBrownsFan said:

The government cannot control what people think in there minds.  

Only what they do with their bodies

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33 minutes ago, MLD Woody said:

Only what they do with their bodies

Explain grasshopper.  We need your infinite wisdom.

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7 hours ago, htownbrown said:

Sorry cal.  This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops.  "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/ywy73w/megan-rapinoe-posters-were-tagged-with-homophobic-slurs-and-it-might-be-a-hate-crime

well, I'd just like to see them arrest all those cattle and the cowboy. That should be entertaining. and criticizing down our country deserves for the crtiticizer to be criticized.

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now a days, Redd Fox would be banned by the left.

 

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1 hour ago, MLD Woody said:

Dance puppets, dance

How many does it take to tango? Oh I remember...

WSS

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The only thing I like more than being outraged by trivial shit is Denny’s. That breakfast makes me forget all about that thing that made me really mad and won’t matter in 4 days.

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4 hours ago, LogicIsForSquares said:

The only thing I like more than being outraged by trivial shit is Denny’s. That breakfast makes me forget all about that thing that made me really mad and won’t matter in 4 days.

The All American Slam?

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but seitously. you thought my ballad was funny.

and I didn't even add it the

"doot doot doot doot"s

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