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Here is an area that I am going to need a little help perhaps.....that is, with a New Lexicon for NFL teams, not name the Browns.  Herewith are new names for some of the teams that I...or others here have come up with....which all here are free to use liberally. (note ntbka = now to be known as).   Let's start with the AFC:

Steelers  ntbka  Spermsuckers

Ravens ntbka Ratrapers

Bengals ntbka (B)itchy Pussies

Jets...Flying Faggots

Dolphins....Sushi

Patriots.....Scoundrels  (as in Last Refuge of....thanks Samuel Johnson)

Bills......????  need help here

Jaguars....Faguars  (thanks Westside Steve)

Texans.....Textards  (thanks Ghoolie)

Titans.....Titties   (still tried and true)

Colts....Donkeys Dicks

Broncos....Brokeback Mountainmen

Chargers

Raiders

Chiefs. 

Help me out with the ones I left blank

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29 minutes ago, The Gipper said:

Here is an area that I am going to need a little help perhaps.....that is, with a New Lexicon for NFL teams, not name the Browns.  Herewith are new names for some of the teams that I...or others here have come up with....which all here are free to use liberally. (note ntbka = now to be known as).   Let's start with the AFC:

Steelers  ntbka  Turdburglars

Ravens ntbka wormeaters

Bengals ntbka shitty kittys 

Jets...Fast to last

Dolphins....Sushi

Patriots.....Of Russia fuckem

Bills......Jill’s

Jaguars....Faguars  (thanks Westside Steve)

Texans.....Textards  (thanks Ghoolie)

Titans.....Titties   (still tried and true)

Colts....Donkeys Dicks

Broncos....Brokeback Mountainmen

Chargers firesticks

Raiders Pedos

Chiefs. Qweefs

Help me out with the ones I left blank

 

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31 minutes ago, The Gipper said:

And do the same for the NFC.....help me out:

Giants/midgets 

Eagles

Redskins...Racists/Spuds

Cowboys.....Cowgirls

Falcons

Saints....Sinners?

Panthers/ Panters

Buccaneers/quarteranear

Lions/ cowardly

Bearskins

Packers/ fudge

Vikings/ 

49ers/crackheads

Seahawks ....Seacock sea cock get sucked

Rams Butts

Cardinals. Holy Red

Help me out

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