MLD Woody Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Clevfan4life said: yeah woody, where are ur weekly boolshit cool stories and anacdotes of events that only happened in ur mind? 😅😅😅😅 im starting to.become convinced cal is a shroomer. So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, MLD Woody said: So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 👏👏👏👏👏🙌🤟✊👌✌ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 5 hours ago, MLD Woody said: So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 4 hours ago, Clevfan4life said: 👏👏👏👏👏🙌🤟✊👌✌ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 That was the most gay thing between Cleve and Woody yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 6 hours ago, MLD Woody said: So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. ok, kinda funny, but really - the point is, YOU don't have stories or experiences in your life that affect how you see issues. Don't try to make up stories borrowing from mine. That won't work. A. I was one of the best programmers in class - three different instructors asked me to help kids figure out how to fix their programs. I just have a knack for it. Spent years fixing other people's stupid azz code. Which often, we called their code "birdnest code". You should understand that, woodpecker. B. I've never been hated by anybody for my politics. You would never believe the stories I could tell - very, very true stories. Like most folks, I've been places, accomplished things, had things happen, overcame adversity, etc. You are one of very, very few who never have anything to offer as to why you ...feel...like being NOT a believer in ANYTHING, and always take an antagonistic approach to discussions. sad. C. It is true - I was visiting college, after working a year as a tool and die machinist apprentice (I hated it), to pay off my beautiful 1966 metallic maroon Chevy Belaire - three on the column with a straight 250 Six in it. So, I sat there with my best friend, and that really did happen - she was dissing America etc etc and I got po'd and challenged her, and she freaked that I wasn't even in her class and ordered me to leave. D. That is a true story you keep trying to ridicule. You must have a twisted memory problem. It was the fifth grade, and I nearly died in a spring, down the ravine in our woods, about 6 in the morning, and I could not get out of the spring. Not college. E. Maybe you should look into the possibility your are a clone was was "born" last year. Complete with programmed fake memories. I saw it in a movie - but it would explain a hell of a lot. Like the movie "The Fly", except you got mixed up with a woodpecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 Very good response from SNL....good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 40 minutes ago, OldBrownsFan said: Very good response from SNL....good job! I still don’t think SNL is funny anymore...but at least they showed a bit of humility here. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 <------- (see my avatar, JB!) SNL has been hitting new lows since it premiered in 1975 BUT it was insightful and funny, that bit was just plain stupid. Plus that jerk was engaged to that little doll Ariana Grande and screwed that up! He's a freakin numbskull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 Pete Davidson's former fiance, I rest my case he's an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 They would have been divorced in a few months anyways..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns149 Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 I didn’t realize SNL was still on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 Just now, DieHardBrownsFan said: They would have been divorced in a few months anyways..... I can't believe she actually picked him, or whatever, oh she had the $16 million dollar apartment in Manhattan......he's a dufus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBrownsFan Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 1 hour ago, mjp28 said: <------- (see my avatar, JB!) SNL has been hitting new lows since it premiered in 1975 BUT it was insightful and funny, that bit was just plain stupid. Plus that jerk was engaged to that little doll Ariana Grande and screwed that up! He's a freakin numbskull! Nice avatar. I was a big fan of SNL early on when it was funnier. I liked the bizarre stuff on SNL like the Coneheads, the killer bees and Belushi as the Samurai guy etc... Saturday night was a great line up in the 70's and I loved watching SNL to 1:00 AM, then it was 1:00 to 2:30 watching Don Kirshners Rock Concert and then 2:30 to 3:00 watching Second City TV (back when John Candy was on it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, OldBrownsFan said: Very good response from SNL....good job! That was so freaking outstanding by all involved. Really great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted November 11, 2018 Report Share Posted November 11, 2018 Very good job there by all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domcucch1994 Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 BOO HOO!!! MY WITTLE FEEWLINGS ARE HURWT!! It's a comedy skit! Laugh a little! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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