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Derek "Horseballs" Anderson

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Just joined the Bills.

Expect Chad Allen's career to tak off like one of DA's fastballs.

And somewhere a Bill's message board just met a guy named "Lumbergh"

https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2018/10/9/17950588/buffalo-bills-sign-quarterback-derek-anderson-josh-allen-development-nathan-peterman

Z

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It is nice that he has been getting all those paychecks for the last decade  (which is how long it has been since he has been any good)

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What's he gonna teach him? How to put "touch" on the ball?  😜

Mike

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I thought he was still with the Panthers...

... but guess he wasn't needed with Kerry Collins on the roster.

 

I gotta keep up better...

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I guess I missed him being released or not resigned with Carolina.  Dude has been making like 2 mil per year to be Cam's backup.   Good for good old horseballs.  That's a lot of coin to stand around on the sidelines watching the game.

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Oh man.... You guys better keep it down or Lumbergh will come back....

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1 hour ago, hx214 said:

Oh man.... You guys better keep it down or Lumbergh will come back....

We'll just refer him to a Bills message board. 

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2 minutes ago, ATOM said:

he can't be worse than petterman

No one is worse that Norm "pick 6" Peterman

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Just now, Mark O said:

No one is worse that Norm "pick 6" Peterman

thats his first name "norm" he he the dude from cheers

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2 minutes ago, ATOM said:

thats his first name "norm" he he the dude from cheers

Whatever...does it really matter?   Norm Peterson would be a better QB than whatever the guy on the Bills name is.

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1 minute ago, Mark O said:

Whatever...does it really matter?   Norm Peterson would be a better QB than whatever the guy on the Bills name is.

actually no it doesnt matter it's the bills so who really cares

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I enjoy watching J. Peterman's stat line every week, I'll miss that. Haven't seen completion percentages and INT ratios like that since the early 70's.

Horseballs will probably go 10-20 for 166 yds and the win.

Zombo

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Just now, Zombo said:

I enjoy watching J. Peterman's stat line every week, I'll miss that. Haven't seen completion percentages and INT ratios like that since the early 70's.

Horseballs will probably go 10-20 for 166 yds and the win.

Zombo

was up zombo long time no talk i lost my account info

syd

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3 minutes ago, Zombo said:

I enjoy watching J. Peterman's stat line every week, I'll miss that. Haven't seen completion percentages and INT ratios like that since the early 70's.

Horseballs will probably go 10-20 for 166 yds and the win.

Zombo

It actually makes sense for Horseballs to be with the Bills.  He's the perfect big arm, no accuracy, and no brains QB to mentor Josh Allen who has all those same traits.

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Maybe Anderception can teach him (J. Allen) how to conduct a presser when it all goes wrong...

 

 

 

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Nathan Peterman had a 53.1 passer rating on Sunday. That actually caused his career rating to improve; it was 25.7 when he entered the game

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2 minutes ago, Mark O said:

Nathan Peterman had a 53.1 passer rating on Sunday. That actually caused his career rating to improve; it was 25.7 when he entered the game

Yep, it's a robust 29.9 now.

Zombo

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5 minutes ago, ATOM said:

was up zombo long time no talk i lost my account info

syd

We got a guy named Syd that still posts ... are you a different Syd?

Zombo

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1 minute ago, Zombo said:

We got a guy named Syd that still posts ... are you a different Syd?

Zombo

ha man thats me given points for being a douchbag so ya i lost all my info

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Just now, ATOM said:

ha man thats me given points for being a douchbag so ya i lost all my info

I can transfer your douchebag points if you like ... I'm sure you earned them.

We'll miss the David Bowie avatar.

Zombo

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3 minutes ago, Zombo said:

I can transfer your douchebag points if you like ... I'm sure you earned them.

We'll miss the David Bowie avatar.

Zombo

well ofcourse i earned those points i wear them like a badge of honor

is there anyway to bring syd back ? or is he just a misplaced account 

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4 minutes ago, ATOM said:

well ofcourse i earned those points i wear them like a badge of honor

is there anyway to bring syd back ? or is he just a misplaced account 

Syd lives, if you can figure out your password you can log in:

http://thebrownsboard.com/profile/28957-syd/?wr=eyJhcHAiOiJmb3J1bXMiLCJtb2R1bGUiOiJmb3J1bXMtY29tbWVudCIsImlkXzEiOjUwOTQwLCJpZF8yIjo4MTIyOTh9

zosofamily@comcast.net

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2 minutes ago, Zombo said:

ill give it a shot problem is i never write down my password and i have a different e-mail address 

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19 minutes ago, Clevfan4life said:

whats this "horseballs" business all aboot?

It started with this article

https://deadspin.com/317720/jamboroo-week-9-the-budding-legend-of-derek-horse-balls-anderson

You either rode with Horse Balls or you were a Quinn Fag.

Z

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