Jets’ Isaiah Crowell scores endorsement deal after celebratory butt wipe

[tinythinker]

 

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New York Jets running back Isaiah Crowell was fined $13,369 by the NFL on Tuesday for a lewd touchdown celebration against the Cleveland Browns.

However, Crowell recovered at lease some of the money he flushed away by scoring an endorsement deal with DUDE Wipes, a company that sells a toilet paper substitute for men.

https://sports.yahoo.com/jets-isaiah-crowell-scores-endorsement-213755642.html

 

 

[DieHardBrownsFan]

10 minutes ago, tinythinker said:

 

 

That's something I really don't give a f u c k about.

[nickers]

Unbelievable... fuque that faggot!

[Tour2ma]

2 hours ago, tinythinker said:

DUDE Wipes

LMAO...

I was guessing hemorrhoid creme as I clicked the thread...

[Orion]

4 hours ago, tinythinker said:

by scoring an endorsement deal with DUDE Wipes, a company that sells a toilet paper substitute for men.

Yup.  That's what I'D be wanting to associate my name with.

[The Gipper]

4 hours ago, tinythinker said:

 

 

What is toilet paper substitute. I’m having a little trouble wrapping my head around that concept Unless you are talking about like a bidet 

[nickers]

Reminds me of the Dollar Shave Club version "One Wipe Charlies"

 

[Canton Mike]

"Sweets for the sweet" Isaiah...Have an "Asswipe"

[tinythinker]

7 hours ago, Orion said:

Yup.  That's what I'D be wanting to associate my name with.

Exactly.

Butt I guess it did help some with the fine

[jrb12711]

My absolute 100% fact conspiracy is that the Crow already had this deal locked down and did what he did intentionally for publicity.

He out-smarted us all!

[calfoxwc]

don't care, glad he's gone. he's a azzwhole.🙄

[nickers]

6 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

don't care, glad he's gone. he's a azzwhole.🙄

The moment he associated himself with cop killing.. You had to figure he was toast here.. If I were Jimmy.. I wouldve canned him on the spot.

[The Gipper]

10 hours ago, nickers said:

Reminds me of the Dollar Shave Club version "One Wipe Charlies"

 

So, you are saying that a "toilet paper substitute" is nothing but an adult baby wipe?

[nickers]

1 hour ago, The Gipper said:

So, you are saying that a "toilet paper substitute" is nothing but an adult baby wipe?

I guess if you want to look at it that way.. Yes.. LOL

[Canton Dawg]

Seems appropriate, you can sit on the toilet...take a nice healthy Isaiah, and wipe your Crowell when you're finished.

[D Bone]

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

[Canton Dawg]

6 hours ago, D Bone said:

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

Gives new meaning to “hitting the hole”! 😀

[Undertaker]

10 minutes ago, Canton Dawg said:

Gives new meaning to “hitting the hole”! 😀

LOL

[TexasAg1969]

7 hours ago, D Bone said:

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

Interesting. I recently watch an in depth interview with John Riggins and when given this open ended question "The mark of a great running back is.......................?", he responded, "His eyes! If you can't see the crack, if you can't find daylight, it's over. Forget about it."