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WTH... see if we can crank up a new BrownsBoard tradition.

Feels like I need an assistant or three, but will fly solo and see how it goes.

 

New York (NYJ) +7.0 @ Detroit --- Mon 09/10 06:10 PM

None of the rookie HCs won their debut this weekend. That ends tonite.

Patricia confounds the youngest rookie QB to ever start in his team's opener... and Blount runs wild because I just dropped him from a FL.

Prediction: DET 33 NYJ 13

 

Los Angeles (LAR) @Oakland +4.0 --- Mon 09/10 09:20 PM

Chuckie's back! Heard today that in his 4 years as OAK HC Gruden had two winning season... and in all the years after they, i.e., Al Davis, traded him to the Bucs the Raiders have had two winning seasons. This will not be the third one in either column.

LAR is my Super Bowl pick. They are loaded on D and have more than enough O even if Goff is average, which I do not think he will be. Goff and his HC have chemistry. Let the 2018 experiment begin.

Prediction: LAR 37 OAK 17

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Hey how hard can this be? (Famous last words like General Custer: Indians, what Indians?)

Detroit -7 yes the Jets are that bad.

Oakland +4 just win one for Mr. Davis, you know that old SOB.

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Jets 17 Lions 16

Rams 30 Raiders 0

Z & his 3 assistants 

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Lions -7     31-10  Lions

Rams -4 (using the pick em line, or -6.5 as I just wagered, either way)     44-14  LA Rams over the Oaklasvegas Raiders

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Jets 13

Lions 27

 

Rams 26

Raiders 24

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nice start for Darnold...lobbing it all the way across the middle of the field for a pick 6 and not only was the pass horrific....he made zero effort to stop the TD after the pass.  

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Why is there a chick announcing Monday Night Football?

Z

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The blind crow actually saw a hole to his right and changed directions to score. Where the hell was that when he was a Brown?

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8 minutes ago, Zombo said:

Why is there a chick announcing Monday Night Football?

Z

Its the ESPN B team because there's 2 games tonight   She does other NFL games on Sundays and a lot of college football. 

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2 minutes ago, Mark O said:

Its the ESPN B team because there's 2 games tonight   She does other NFL games on Sundays and a lot of college football. 

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

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19 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said:

The blind crow actually saw a hole to his right and changed directions to score. Where the hell was that when he was a Brown?

He ran for over 3100 yards in the four seasons he was here, for a 4.2 yard average. 

But hey, he totally sucked. 😉

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12 minutes ago, Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

Even my wife agrees with that, swimming, women's soccer,  gymnastics et. al. are fine. 

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33 minutes ago, Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

she did her 1st game last year Browns at Colts..browns dancing beer man got the 👀 from Kizers m0m.. 

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1 minute ago, gumby73 said:

she did her 1st game last year Browns at Colts..browns dancing beer man got the 👀 from Kizers m0m.. 

She did the late Monday night game last year with Rex Ryan.    I didn't even notice her tonight.  Guess I've heard her on enough other games that its no big deal. 

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26 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

He ran for over 3100 yards in the four seasons he was here, for a 4.2 yard average. 

But hey, he totally sucked. 😉

And he won the Assman Award for the number of runs up OL butts rather than the holes that opened up.😂

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Just me and ladies have the Jets?

You ought a see the girls in the hot tub playing "Strip Stafford" ... that's where you do a shot and take off an article of clothing every time Stafford throws a pick.

Z

 

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Jets kicking butt, Stafford has already thrown 4 picks! Sam (should of been a Brown) looks pretty damn good.

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2 minutes ago, LBC mike said:

Crowel found a hole. Lol

He looks lighter. Nice run. Glad I picked him up in FF.

Z

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2 hours ago, Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

She sounds annoying as hell too.. I don't need my information coming from a broad who sounds as stupid as she does,,

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Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

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G.Williams blitzes will have Carrot Top Sam  in tears in 2 weeks..book it

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13 hours ago, LBC mike said:

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

I am picturing Melissa McCarthy playing Spicey

 

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somebody tell fireman ed that jet chant ain't happening in c-town

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Here's my Fantasy Football Team

QB- Tyrod Taylor

RB- Saquon Barkley

WR- Josh Gordon

WR- Jarvis Landry

TE- Jared Cook 

Flex- Sammy Watkins

D/ST- Broncos

K- Zane Gonzales

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Bench

QB- Derek Carr

QB- Jimmy Garoppolo 

RB- Sony Michel

RB- Mark Ingram

RB- Nick Chubb

WR- Robby Anderson

 

* I was just offered a trade- A.J. Green and Baker Mayfield for Jarvis Landry. What would you do? 

 

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Of course PoG has Zane Gonzalez as his kicker! 🤣

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Maybe I have had too many San Carlos Propers, but Suzy Kolber is making me horny.

Z

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Suzy's hot... even Joe thought so.

Nothing against female announcers, but this one's voice irritates me.

 

After the Jets routed the Lion Cubs I thought this was a tradition that needed to be strangles in its crib...

After the Raiders jumped out early I was sure of it... but then the late worm turned when the Rams remembered who they are.

New York (NYJ) +7.0 @ Detroit --- Mon 09/10 06:10 PM

Prediction: DET 33 NYJ 13

Final: NYJ 47 DET 17 --- L/L --- Only question after the game was whether Fireman Ed & CO. made it out of Detroit alive.

 

Los Angeles (LAR) @Oakland +4.0 --- Mon 09/10 09:20 PM

Prediction: LAR 37 OAK 17

Final: LAR 33 OAK 13 --- W/W... Back in the grove again... cya next week...

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