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How long it is for? I'll get my gear and we'll head out into the wilderness. I'm in.😎

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We better be doing this! 

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Is this like the Show survivor or alone. Or naked and afraid?

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49 minutes ago, LBC mike said:

Is this like the Show survivor or alone. Or naked and afraid?

I’ve seen some those females with no clothes on, if their naked...I would be afraid.

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3 hours ago, D Bone said:

We better be doing this! 

The earlier you get these things up and advertised the better the turnout.

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I'd join this one too. 

It consists on picking a single winning team each week, using only once every team and losing a life if you miss, right?

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3 hours ago, Nero said:

I'd join this one too. 

It consists on picking a single winning team each week, using only once every team and losing a life if you miss, right?

No.

It consists of going out in the woods with calfox and listening to him ramble on and on about how Josh Rosen makes him butthurt. The person who can take this longest wins. 

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4 hours ago, Nero said:

I'd join this one too. 

It consists on picking a single winning team each week, using only once every team and losing a life if you miss, right?

  1. 1When the game opens, create or join a Private Group.
  2. 2Pick one team to win. Easy, right?
  3. 3Get it right and advance to the next week. Get it wrong and you're out (or play with strikes for a second-chance).
 

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58 minutes ago, Dutch Oven said:

No.

It consists of going out in the woods with calfox and listening to him ramble on and on about how Josh Rosen makes him butthurt. The person who can take this longest wins. 

OK-first coffee snort out the nose of the 2018 season. 5***** s. 🏆🤩☕

EDIT-I think I could win this if we're plinking off squirrels for dinner with 22 pistols.🎖️

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18 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said:

OK-first coffee snort out the nose of the 2018 season. 5***** s. 🏆🤩☕

EDIT-I think I could win this if we're plinking off squirrels for dinner with 22 pistols.🎖️

I dunno those little bastards are quick......the squirrels not Dutch.

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16 minutes ago, mjp28 said:

I dunno those little bastards are quick......the squirrels not Dutch.

I've gotten pleasantly plump in my advanced age... its hurt my quickness for sure. 

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2 hours ago, mjp28 said:

I dunno those little bastards are quick......the squirrels not Dutch.

Plinking squirrels takes patience and being quiet, so with Cal that would be the one thing that would shut him up. Thus my volunteering to go plinking them with him.🙊😇

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josh rosen...rosen...oh yeah, the guy who fell in the draft to the arizona cardinals because other teams including our Browns, and I,  knew better.

don't care. "yawn"

My first wilderness survival book was "French Canadian Wilderness Guide Book" I bought from Herter's catalogue

with my saved up allowance in the third grade. I still have it to this day. You get a squirrel, boil up some cattail roots, find some wild blackberries or strawberries, and mash them into some soft pine pulp - you have a terrific survival dinner, including dessert. You find a hawthorn or crabapple tree, use a thorn to make a hook, use some chickory stems tied together, and a small sapling, and go fishin with some kind of bait....

Dig up some dandelion roots and some chickory roots, bake the roots brown, mash em up into dust, and you can make some fine survival coffee. Boil pine needles in water and make a high vitamin C tea. Now If I could just figure out how to find sugar and cream in the wild for the coffee....

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21 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

josh rosen...rosen...oh yeah, the guy who fell in the draft to the arizona cardinals because other teams including our Browns, and I,  knew better.

don't care. "yawn"

My first wilderness survival book was "French Canadian Wilderness Guide Book" I bought from Herter's catalogue

with my saved up allowance in the third grade. I still have it to this day. You get a squirrel, boil up some cattail roots, find some wild blackberries or strawberries, and mash them into some soft pine pulp - you have a terrific survival dinner, including dessert. You find a hawthorn or crabapple tree, use a thorn to make a hook, use some chickory stems tied together, and a small sapling, and go fishin with some kind of bait....

Dig up some dandelion roots and some chickory roots, bake the roots brown, mash em up into dust, and you can make some fine survival coffee. Boil pine needles in water and make a high vitamin C tea. Now If I could just figure out how to find sugar and cream in the wild for the coffee....

@Dutch Oven, you promised me it was a joke! 😨

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1 hour ago, Nero said:

@Dutch Oven, you promised me it was a joke! 😨

Having to fight rolling your eyes completely into the back of your head and dying of boredom would be real consequences of an expedition in the woods with calfox. Plus, we know what country boys like him like to do when night rolls around. I'll give you a hint, you tube "Deliverance You Got a Pretty Mouth". 

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5 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Plinking squirrels takes patience and being quiet, so with Cal that would be the one thing that would shut him up. Thus my volunteering to go plinking them with him.🙊😇

plinking anytime. But I'm talkin, drop me off on some island or bay shore, or mountain peak in the wilderness for a week or so, so I could practice cool outdoor survival stuff. Every once in a while I go out into our woods, and try stuff. Boiled cattail roots taste and smell like potatoes. I'll be squirrel hunting out back this fall - finally got the squirrel population high. You also have to know the bad "look-alike" plants. Edible wild grapes have multiple seeds. If you find some with only one half-moon seed, it's poison. NOT a wild grape. There is a similar looking to the cattail plant - similar leaves. You have to be certain you only collect those with the green/brown heads on them.

   Back to survival - my secret plan every year, to survive boredom in fantasy football, is to draft Cleveland Browns on my team, but somehow, Zombo and a couple of others learn of it, and draft them before me. dammit.

 

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50 minutes ago, calfoxwc said:

 my secret plan every year, to survive boredom in fantasy football, is to draft Cleveland Browns on my team, but somehow, Zombo and a couple of others learn of it, and draft them before me. dammit.

Well cat's out of the bag again this year. A secret is only a secret if you don't broadcast it on the BB.🙊😜

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1 hour ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Well cat's out of the bag again this year. A secret is only a secret if you don't broadcast it on the BB.🙊😜

I didn't know that.   :huh:

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Yahoo has not opened Survival yet, I will pin this thread when they do.

Zombo

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You da man...

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On 8/12/2018 at 7:30 AM, Dutch Oven said:

No.

It consists of going out in the woods with calfox and listening to him ramble on and on about how Josh Rosen makes him butthurt. The person who can take this longest wins. 

oh dear lord that is gold star trolling, omfglmfao

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On 8/12/2018 at 1:11 PM, calfoxwc said:

josh rosen...rosen...oh yeah, the guy who fell in the draft to the arizona cardinals because other teams including our Browns, and I,  knew better.

don't care. "yawn"

My first wilderness survival book was "French Canadian Wilderness Guide Book" I bought from Herter's catalogue

with my saved up allowance in the third grade. I still have it to this day. You get a squirrel, boil up some cattail roots, find some wild blackberries or strawberries, and mash them into some soft pine pulp - you have a terrific survival dinner, including dessert. You find a hawthorn or crabapple tree, use a thorn to make a hook, use some chickory stems tied together, and a small sapling, and go fishin with some kind of bait....

Dig up some dandelion roots and some chickory roots, bake the roots brown, mash em up into dust, and you can make some fine survival coffee. Boil pine needles in water and make a high vitamin C tea. Now If I could just figure out how to find sugar and cream in the wild for the coffee....

Wtf is this about 

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7 hours ago, The Gipper said:

Wtf is this about 

Easy. He hated Rosen and he is more interested in real survival as an outdoorsman. Perfectly clear to me.🐻🐾😁

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43 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Easy. He hated Rosen and he is more interested in real survival as an outdoorsman. Perfectly clear to me.🐻🐾😁

There's survival and then there's survivalists.........and then there's the ghoolies of the world.  :lol:

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59 minutes ago, mjp28 said:

There's survival and then there's survivalists.........and then there's the ghoolies of the world.  :lol:

Oh please don't insult my outdoor buddy calfox. We may be world's apart on King Donald the 1st, but not on the outdoor & guns life.😁

Now ghoolie goes outdoors to get from casino to casino in Vegas. He and I share that commonality too.🤩

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9 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said:

Easy. He hated Rosen and he is more interested in real survival as an outdoorsman. Perfectly clear to me.🐻🐾😁

Rosen is kind of a b@#$% with a superiority complex. I don't hate him, but i think he'll get crushed as a wakeup call in the NFL.

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I'm surviving!

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