darren15 Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Hope Santa Dorsey and his elves bring you everything you wish for tomorrow' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Twas the Night before The Exorcism (Dor-cism)..Last Browns Playoff Win=Pats in 94.. Last Browns Post Season appearance=2002..Above 500=2007..Ownership is always liable. But repeated failure to hit in NFL Draft Round 1's tops the list. Browns have drafted 14 QB's since Kosar in 85. 25 players on the current roster are drafted players. The longest tendered drafted player, comes from a supplemental draft in 2012. Josh Gordon 40 games.Bitonio 47 games from 2014 Draft. Christian Kirksey 64 games from 2014 Draft.Duke Johnson(48g),Nate Orchard(34g) remain from 2015 Draft..Orch & Joel were 2nd round picks. Duke & Kirksey 3rd round picks..Picks at #1 & #4 in the first round is a GM's dream. Winning this draft begins with those 2. but what's done after those 2 picks says what your FO is made of..Cheers! & Let's Go Browns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 15 hours ago, darren15 said: Hope Santa Dorsey and his elves bring you everything you wish for tomorrow' I wish for a CHAMPIONSHIP for me, but more for our younger Fans who have yet to experience at least one. I could talk about that feeling all day long, but you have to experience it to understand. I hope I'm around to experience another & to witness you young Fans enjoying your first. Come on Santa, bring it to us!!! GO BROWNS!! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 'Twas the night before Draftmas And all around the boards Browns fans were gathering In large nervous hoards. Refrigerators stocked full of liquor beer & wine. every Browns fan is hoping they don't need it this time. The wives are nestled all snug in their beds While the drafts of the past were still haunting our heads So sitting at the computer In my season tickets cap. I started to wade through all the internet crap On Brownsboard, on Cooler on Reddit I read Then to Twitter for tweets From Adkins, Albright and Fred Lots of posters worrying that we will blow it. While grudges were blooming between the Dutchman and Poet I shuffle off slowly to get in my bed as this final thought Entered my head If the draft goes well We'll give Dorsey his due And if our draft sucks we'll probably blame it on Hue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, jcam222 said: 'Twas the night before Draftmas And all around the boards Browns fans were gathering In large nervous hoards. Refrigerators stocked full of liquor beer & wine. every Browns fan is hoping they don't need it this time. The wives are nestled all snug in their beds While the drafts of the past were still haunting our heads So sitting at the computer In my season tickets cap. I started to wade through all the internet crap On Brownsboard, on Cooler on Reddit I read Then to Twitter for tweets From Adkins, Albright and Fred Lots of posters worrying that we will blow it. While grudges were blooming between the Dutchman and Poet I shuffle off slowly to get in my bed as this final thought Entered my head If the draft goes well We'll give Dorsey his due And if our draft sucks we'll probably blame it on Hue That was beautiful J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoolie Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta) Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts April will come and draft day will go Just like last year, the new Browns will blow We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Merry Draftmas to all, and to all a Good night!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 IS IT DARNOLD OR MIKE WHITE, LAULETTA OR JACKSON MAYFIELD OR LUKE FALK , JOSH ALLEN OR ROSEN BUT DO YOU RECALL THE MOST FORGOTTEN QB OF ALL RUDOLPH THE COLLEGE QB HAD GOOD HEIGHT AND POSE AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM YOU WOULD SAY HE MAKES ALL THE THROWS ALL OF THE OTHER QB'S USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES BECAUSE THE COWBOYS QB NEVER GOT TO ANY CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES THEN ONE FOGGY DRAFT DAY EVE JOHN DORSEY CAME TO SAY RUDOLPH WITH YOUR HAND SIZE AND HEIGHT WILL YOU LEAD MY TEAM TONIGHT THEN ALL THE QB'S LAUGHED AT HIM THEY ALL SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE YOUR GONNA PLAY FOR HUE JACKSON THE WORST FREAKING COACH IN HISTORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 hours ago, hoorta said: Merry Draftmas to all, and to all a Good night!!! Or Merry Festivas in April. Will we start with the airing of draft grievances when this is over? Or wait until the verdict is in come Dec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Goodell got run over by a reindeerWalking home from the draft on Draftmas eveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut as for all us Browns fans, we believeGoodell had been drinking too much scotch and boubon...And NFL fans wanted him to goBut he forgot his medicationAnd he staggered out the door into the snowAll the fans ignored that he was found the next morningThey just cared that their team had a great draft...Goodell had hoof-prints on his foreheadAnd incriminating footprints on his back... and Browns fans laughed and said they had a great draft....a qb, ot, and cb in the mix...and though Goodell will really hate it... The Browns will be selling all their playoff tix.. Now we're all so proud of good ole Dorsey, who bade Browns fans to start cheering really loud..See him in there after the draft...Drinking beer, after having made the Browns playoff bound..... (It's so good the draft is finally here...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Where did we find all these poets & is the next "Poet Laureate" somewhere above in this thread? Move over Bob Dylan! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 8 hours ago, Ghoolie said: T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta) Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts April will come and draft day will go Just like last year, the new Browns will blow We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger Pretty damn good!! I won't even try to match it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, TexasAg1969 said: Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you! Jimmy! 'cept he never had a prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I cut an pasted mine in from typing it in an email on my phone, for the life of me I could not figure out how to fix the godawful formatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Sam Darnold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Back at ya darren... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 hours ago, TexasAg1969 said: Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you! Actually Jimmy not only threw the Homeless guy a dime, he paid him $10 k for his advice. "Draft Johnny". Didn't turn out so well, but he was set up with Mad Dog for the next year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckigeorge Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Looks like cal's calling in favors from his militia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Buckigeorge said: Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy. He's the best in the ND/SD/MN/MT area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 14 hours ago, hoorta said: Merry Draftmas to all, and to all a Good night!!! Backatchya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 "Down through the chimney with ole' st,Vick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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