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Is Tank the greatest first name in NFL history?

Discuss among yourselves.... 

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There was a kid from Florida State about a decade or so ago named "Craphonso". 

It's like Alphonso, but crappier. 

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I think Zombo is happy he got his Tank Carder thread.... :)

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Fortunately he didn't go into boxing.

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6 minutes ago, Orion said:

Fortunately he didn't go into boxing.

...... or swimming.

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The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder.

Zombo

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I know its not the NFL.. But "He Hates Me" is still My fave!

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2 hours ago, Zombo said:

The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder.

Zombo

 

ok but you asked :)..In 2012 the Bills drafted Tank Carder in 5th round. Bills cut Tank at final roster cuts.Browns grab Tank in 2013.Meanwhile a UDFA from Green Bay from 2010 to 2012 was cut loose from GB pup list & picked up by KC not browns named.... Frank Zombo..you were that close to being our face of the franchise in Browns jersey sales..edit-am still gathering info on that browns gm you can write your complaint to..edit--waaa-laaa the answer is.. sour puss face..Joe Banner (I got loads of postal stamps)  

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2 hours ago, Zombo said:

The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder.

Zombo

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I thought he was black 

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Barkevious was a pretty righteous name on a pretty shitty player. 

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Tank Carder is the reason Waldo is hiding. 

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Wanna know why military tanks have that name? Apparently, they made their appearance in WWI, and in order to keep them in secret, the Brits (I believe it was them) gave them the codename 'tank', just so Central Empires wouldn't know what this new weapon was.

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Hell he even has tread on his ears.:P

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4 hours ago, Dutch Oven said:

Barkevious was a pretty righteous name on a pretty shitty player. 

What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley?

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Imagine if Richard Sherman had the first name Tank :)

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1 hour ago, Tour2ma said:

What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley?

Their kids would suck at football as well?

((are you implying something about the two of them?  Which one would be the husband and which would be the wife?)

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2 hours ago, The Gipper said:

Their kids would suck at football as well?

((are you implying something about the two of them?  Which one would be the husband and which would be the wife?)

Barkevious Barkley

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6 minutes ago, nickers said:

Chip Glass...

lol... not in the same vein as Tank, but a great name along the lines of Guy Whimper.

 

There was a DB named Quentin Jammer...

And a QB named Chuck Long...

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7 hours ago, Tour2ma said:

What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley?

Oh god..... :blush:

Another BROWNS media story.

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Still the greatest name in NFL history, folks.

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Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ...

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2 hours ago, Zombo said:

Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ...

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Does he like tanks?

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3 hours ago, Zombo said:

Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ...

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I wonder if his mailman has blonde hair?

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i've always thought "Colt McCoy" was a great name for a quarterback.  Still holding out hope that he gets a shot this year if Smith goes down, if for no other reason than to hear his name on sports radio

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Tank's finest moment as a Brown:

Blocked punt in 4th quarter with Browns down 28-13, spurs 29-28 victory.

Perhaps the best Browns game in the Haslem era ... Brian Hoyer throws two TD passes to Travis Benjamin to complete the comeback, as Browns score 26 unanswered points on the road to come from 28-3 to 29-28.

It was the largest comeback in league history by a road team.

Tank was NFL Special Teams Player of the Week.

Zombo

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