Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Is Tank the greatest first name in NFL history? Discuss among yourselves.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 CLINTON DIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 There was a kid from Florida State about a decade or so ago named "Craphonso". It's like Alphonso, but crappier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 I think Zombo is happy he got his Tank Carder thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Fortunately he didn't go into boxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Orion said: Fortunately he didn't go into boxing. ...... or swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 I know its not the NFL.. But "He Hates Me" is still My fave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Zombo said: The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder. Zombo ok but you asked ..In 2012 the Bills drafted Tank Carder in 5th round. Bills cut Tank at final roster cuts.Browns grab Tank in 2013.Meanwhile a UDFA from Green Bay from 2010 to 2012 was cut loose from GB pup list & picked up by KC not browns named.... Frank Zombo..you were that close to being our face of the franchise in Browns jersey sales..edit-am still gathering info on that browns gm you can write your complaint to..edit--waaa-laaa the answer is.. sour puss face..Joe Banner (I got loads of postal stamps) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Zombo said: The goal now is to keep this thread on the front page at all times with interesting thoughts on Tank Carder. Zombo I thought he was black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin J Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 I think Bacarri Rambo has him beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7moses7 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Fair Hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Barkevious was a pretty righteous name on a pretty shitty player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Tank Carder is the reason Waldo is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Wanna know why military tanks have that name? Apparently, they made their appearance in WWI, and in order to keep them in secret, the Brits (I believe it was them) gave them the codename 'tank', just so Central Empires wouldn't know what this new weapon was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Hell he even has tread on his ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Dutch Oven said: Barkevious was a pretty righteous name on a pretty shitty player. What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren15 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Imagine if Richard Sherman had the first name Tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Tour2ma said: What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley? Their kids would suck at football as well? ((are you implying something about the two of them? Which one would be the husband and which would be the wife?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 hours ago, The Gipper said: Their kids would suck at football as well? ((are you implying something about the two of them? Which one would be the husband and which would be the wife?) Barkevious Barkley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Chip Glass... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_Glass_(American_football) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, nickers said: Chip Glass... lol... not in the same vein as Tank, but a great name along the lines of Guy Whimper. There was a DB named Quentin Jammer... And a QB named Chuck Long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 7 hours ago, Tour2ma said: What if Barkevious Mingo married Saquan Barkley? Oh god..... Another BROWNS media story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Still the greatest name in NFL history, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBrent Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Tank Carder fact of the day, he was a BMX champion at age 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Zombo said: Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ... Does he like tanks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Zombo said: Tank likes, women, kids, and dogs ... I wonder if his mailman has blonde hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns1216 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 i've always thought "Colt McCoy" was a great name for a quarterback. Still holding out hope that he gets a shot this year if Smith goes down, if for no other reason than to hear his name on sports radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Tank's finest moment as a Brown: Blocked punt in 4th quarter with Browns down 28-13, spurs 29-28 victory. Perhaps the best Browns game in the Haslem era ... Brian Hoyer throws two TD passes to Travis Benjamin to complete the comeback, as Browns score 26 unanswered points on the road to come from 28-3 to 29-28. It was the largest comeback in league history by a road team. Tank was NFL Special Teams Player of the Week. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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