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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived
    at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty
    thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogueyelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"     As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down     and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.     The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.     Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."     MORAL OF THE STORY     Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,     ..... but all men...are men!     ______________________________ ______________________________ _____________     
 
 
 
Global Facts About Sex     At any given moment:     FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.     FACT: 158,000,000 are kissing.    FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.     
 
 
 Read on...................................................................
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wait for it....................................................................
 
 
FACT: 1 old person is reading thebrownsboard.     You hang in there, sunshine! :D
 
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