The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I am so great that all of the following apply: 1. Albert Einstein was jealous of my intellect. 2. Arnold Schwarzenegger was jealous of my muscle tone. 3. John Holmes was jealous of my penis size 4. Bill Gates was envious of my wealth 5. William Shakespeare was jealous of my writing ability 6. At one time I had every one of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders wanting to have my baby 7. I have predicted every NFL Champion going back to the Akron Pros 8. Ghengis Khan was jealous of the size of my empire 9. Buddha was jealous of my aura 10. I worked so many miracles, Jesus couldn't keep up. 11. Which Galaxy did the Guardians of the Galaxy Guard: it was me. 12. Richard Nixon was jealous of my ability to lie. 13. Who put the Ram in Ramalamadingdong? Who was that man? It was me. ( I also put the Bop in bopshebopshebop) 14. Who was Dr. Who? You know who. 15. The Beatles were jealous of all the hits I had. 16. I put the ape in apricot. Whattayou got that I ain't got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 17. Linda Lovelace is jealous of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said: 17. Linda Lovelace is jealous of my mouth. Uhm...the way I read it, it seems that you are saying that you uh...err become fully injected at times? Do I read you right? On the other hand, the fact that I can lick my eyebrows does give to women certain flights of fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, wargograw said: Why? Why what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzz2 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Chuck Norris > The Gipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 The Gipper, the world's best lawyer.....if you don't believe that just ask him. .......j/k Gipper, remember I actually like lawyers well maybe as a group not necessarily individually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, blitzz2 said: Chuck Norris > The Gipper I can never remember...is that "lesser than" or greater than. I always get that confused. But...it seems a lot of you are confused by this thread. You are supposed to tell us how fantastic you are about something. Allegedly unequalled, unrivalled. You know....like Ghoolie thinks he is about evaluating football talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, mjp28 said: The Gipper, the world's best lawyer.....if you don't believe that just ask him. .......j/k Gipper, remember I actually like lawyers well maybe as a group not necessarily individually. I thought it was the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200lbMumford Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Gipper said: I can never remember...is that "lesser than" or greater than. I always get that confused. The mouth is always eating the bigger portion. 3 < 9 (mouth wants to eat the 9) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Gipper said: I thought it was the other way around. I was in politics well behind the scenes and dealt with lawyers all in all a good group, even golfed with some but had to watch a few on the scores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingfooldoug Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Westside Steve said: The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell. WSS At least I had enough to entice Linda to take me on. With you it was "Oh, please, I want an entree, not an appetizer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, boo fagley said: Truth is that Ghoolie is the funniest SOB around. Life of the party. The idea here is kinda to prop yourself up.....not brown nose your fellow BB patron. On the other hand, if you are here proclaiming that "I can suck up with the best"....I give you my props. Bravo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, flyingfooldoug said: My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours. See...that's the spirit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoolie Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/3919-if-you-done-it-it-ain-t-bragging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Ghoolie said: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/3919-if-you-done-it-it-ain-t-bragging Also from Ghoolie: Here we go, another example of a Browns fan making up pretend bullshit. Yep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, flyingfooldoug said: My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours. My dicks so big they changed the vowel to O and tied three yachts to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Ghoolie can lead a horse to water...AND make him drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 sue everyone once some of them twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200lbMumford Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Every year I tell you idiots that Thanksgiving will be on a Thursday in November. And every year I'm proven right. Just watch. I'll be right again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Notice my hobbies? I once climbed Mount Everest blindfolded, and beat Lance Armstrong in a time trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoolie Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Westside Steve said: The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell. WSS LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 13 hours ago, Tour2ma said: Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here? NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 6 hours ago, wargograw said: This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him: Wargolax He should take some of his own medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, The Gipper said: Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him: Wargolax He should take some of his own medicine. Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, TexasAg1969 said: Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable. Oh, yes, the study of the career of Herman's Hermits. I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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