calfoxwc Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 http://www.weeklystandard.com/hands-on-with-the-tsas-new-enhanced-pat-down-procedure/article/2009631 I'll tell you what. We fly somwhere on vacation, and it had better be a nice looking WOMAN TSA agent who starts checking out my crotch, because some male gay pervert TSA agent isn't going to be doing it. He'll say "this is what I'll be doing" and I WILL be like "oh, no the hell you will not be, pervert" and he'll be like "oh, yeah? well, I'll call my big pervert male buddy TSA agents over there" and I'll be like "I don't care if you want to bring your whole male TSA pervert army, not one of you will get perverted with me, jackwad" and then I'll be like "you know the female TSA agent that knows you are a pervert? have her come over and check me out, but you can go sit on a foot long thumbtack, you asswhole" and then I'll be like "say, btw, on the Brownsboard - there's this gayblade woodpecker who would love to have you make sure he isn't a terrorist. Here's where you can find him online...." and then I'll be like, " furthermore, if you want a threesome, there's cleve in the same petrified tree with woodpecker... now get the f away from me or I keel you" Yeah. that's what I'd be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Based on what goes on in here daily u should be well accustomed to men fondling ur privates and u reciprocating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Old hat is what im saying....☕️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted September 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 that makes no sense, coming from a rambling rambler with no muffler and missing three spark plugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Ok, whatever that means..sure☕️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 I was lucky and had a 20 something year old nice looking TSA agent. She gave me a pat down and told me to 'put my 12 inches tucked away', she then could barely walk and gave me her phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Calm down u havent physically seen ur cock in 2 decades unless it was in a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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