One Post Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 While preparing the turkey I take out the giblets and the neck. When an ADULT enters the kitchen I take the neck with one hand and the sack of gibblets with the other hand. I flash them as if I'm holding my cocknballs. It gets a laugh every time. My wife is usually the victim and always falls for it. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I think not. I'll bet you are the life of the party on the 4th of July with a package of hotdogs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 While preparing the turkey I take out the giblets and the neck. When an ADULT enters the kitchen I take the neck with one hand and the sack of gibblets with the other hand. I flash them as if I'm holding my cocknballs. It gets a laugh every time. My wife is usually the victim and always falls for it. Try it. We eat Tofurkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted November 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 It's a funny thing Cal. Try not to be a fuddy duddy all the time. Loosen up and enjoy the cocknballs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I'm far more of a Red Skelton/Tim Conway laughter guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted November 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Fair enough Cal but understand its adult humor. Before the flash I say "hey look!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjp28 Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 It's a funny thing Cal. Try not to be a fuddy duddy all the time. Loosen up and enjoy the cocknballs! Another wonderful American holiday tradition, any pictures to go along with it? Maybe make it into a Christmas card to mail out to friends and family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 While preparing the turkey I take out the giblets and the neck. When an ADULT enters the kitchen I take the neck with one hand and the sack of gibblets with the other hand. I flash them as if I'm holding my cocknballs. It gets a laugh every time. My wife is usually the victim and always falls for it. Try it. Maybe someday she will take your actual cock and balls and stuff them in the turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Maybe someday she will take your actual cock and balls and stuff them in the turkey. im sure some of are posters don't bother to wait for thanksgiving for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 You guys are utterly disgusting and vile not to mention how your grade school vulgarity makes you look like man children. Grow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Every thanksgiving I go to work and do nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Every thanksgiving I go to work and do nothing special.Well ya? The pilgrims didn't land in England they were escaping from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Every thanksgiving I go to work and do nothing special. But on Guy Fawkes day you go out and blow up Parliament, right? But, wait, wasn't that already done this year with the Brexit vote? Redundant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Every thanksgiving I go to work and do nothing special. Just curious, why do the English celebrate Guy Fawkes day? Wouldn't that be like the US celebrating Timothy McVeigh Day, or Mohammed Atta day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just curious, why do the English celebrate Guy Fawkes day? Wouldn't that be like the US celebrating Timothy McVeigh Day, or Mohammed Atta day? The tradition I *think* is to do with mocking him. So traditionally people burn an effigy of fawkes, and it's known as bonfire night for that reason. The fireworks I'm pretty sure are an american import. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Plus, people from the 17th century were weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Plus, people from the 17th century were weird. Just English people who are silly....of any era. See this from the guy that brought you: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. http://cogink.com/cleese/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 You guys are utterly disgusting and vile not to mention how your grade school vulgarity makes you look like man children. Grow up! Tried that once... totally sucked at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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