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Despite Cody Kessler getting injured in the first quarter, Zombo's Death Dawgs were able to win, thanks to a late surge from Mike Evans, and move into sole possession of 2nd place in League 4

 

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We couldn't overcome Cody's injury in League one though ... or the fact that I started Crow, Duke and Parkay ... but we are in contention!

 

While I am grateful for the victory over Gerry's Grand this past week, he did not participate. Started 2 players on IR, 1 inactive and a D on their Bye week...

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While I am grateful for the victory over Gerry's Grand this past week, he did not participate. Started 2 players on IR, 1 inactive and a D on their Bye week...

Great. Who is this fucker?

 

Gerry Notgonnabeinleagueinenextyear, that's who.

 

We'll lick him down if he doesn't return this weak so that everybody gets the same easy win.

 

Z

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With Cam's concussion, I am officially starting Cody Kessler on both of my Fantasy Teams today.

 

Go get'em CK!

 

Zombo

Hey just like in the real world! (Or just being a loyal BROWNS fan. :lol: )

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While I am grateful for the victory over Gerry's Grand this past week, he did not participate. Started 2 players on IR, 1 inactive and a D on their Bye week...

Hell I didnt even know I was in this league!!! WTF???????

 

I'm in leagues 3-4-5 and the points league

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Great. Who is this fucker?

 

Gerry Notgonnabeinleagueinenextyear, that's who.

 

We'll lick him down if he doesn't return this weak so that everybody gets the same easy win.

 

Z

Z!!! I am this fucker!!! I have PM the league commish! The yahoos at Yahoo wont let me into the league because im NOT ALLEGEDLY in the league!!! (? Wrong email entered???)

 

I am in leagues 3. 4. 5. AND the points league (? Doing fucking OK in all those!!!)

I did find out YESTERDAY I was/am in this league!!! Working to rectify this situation with the commish!! Thanks for your fucking fucked up fucking concern,you fucking,fuck fuck!!! ??? ?✌

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Z!!! I am this fucker!!! I have PM the league commish! The yahoos at Yahoo wont let me into the league because im NOT ALLEGEDLY in the league!!! (? Wrong email entered???)

 

I am in leagues 3. 4. 5. AND the points league ( Doing fucking OK in all those!!!)

I did find out YESTERDAY I was/am in this league!!! Working to rectify this situation with the commish!! Thanks for your fucking fucked up fucking concern,you fucking,fuck fuck!!! ✌

 

I PM'd you. Use your BrownsMopar Yahoo login ...

 

And now that you already played me, get that team on track!

 

Z

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Lost a squeaker last nite. I swear I heard this fantasy-busting conversation during the game...

 

Brockweiler: Hey, Harris! Here's the longest, unforced fumble in the history of the game. Why don't you walk into the endzone with it?

Harris, Jr.: Thanks, but no thanks. I'll catch it on the bounce, jog a few yards and then drop the ball to the ground after I assume it was just another one of your lousy passes. All while the announcers discuss how no whistle has been blown.

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lol... I'm going to pretend I understand that, Z...

 

But shit... I started lil JJ "one point" and sat Diggs (23) AND Adams (16)... what else do you want?

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Ah... still have and started Blount in the IDP points league... next week just ask me... ;)

 

But if loyalty is a fatal flaw...a dozen I'll take, Yoda.

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Zombo's Death Dawgs have already clinched a Playoff Spot in League Four, but we will NOT be resting our starters.

 

Rank Team W-L-T Pts For Pts Agnst Streak Waiver Moves
*1 avatar Zombo's Death Dawgs 10-3-0 1457.92 1166.64 W-2 5 21
2 avatar Browns Win 8-5-0 1591.42 1446.54 W-2 12 33
3 avatar Flyin J's 8-5-0 1580.20 1353.64 W-1 1 9
4 avatar BrownsnMopar 8-5-0 1493.48 1445.06 L-1 8 11
5 avatar Why Cant We Win 8-5-0 1458.10 1330.00 L-2 7 5
6 avatar UGOTBLITZED 7-6-0 1409.86 1470.62 W-1 11 16
7 avatar mjp's ALL PROS 7-6-0 1372.18 1460.24 W-4 9 16
8 avatar Dot the I 6-7-0 1290.32 1363.54 L-2 2 5
9 avatar TXChainsawMassaquois 5-8-0 1354.34 1446.42 L-3 4 28
10 avatar 99problems 5-8-0 1256.82 1430.06 L-1 3 11
11 avatar Calfox KosarDawgs 4-9-0 1293.82 1420.30 W-2 6 5
12 avatar Couch Dog 2-11-0 1200.80 1426.20 L-9 10 3
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in my one league, I think I'm in first place... as long as I beat tour's team...

 

in this league, I'm proud to not be in 12th place anymore. for now...

 

goofy fantasy football.

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in my one league, I think I'm in first place... as long as I beat tour's team...

 

KC's Hill certainly got you off to a good start... nice pick up there in red....

 

... but I have a "blue wall" running thru NY - Cali - TN(?) that I'm depending upon.

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League One Final Standings

 

Good Job, Cal. Can't believe I made it to .500 playing all of those Browns ...

Rank Team W-L-T Pts For Pts Agnst Streak Waiver Moves
*1 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 9-4-1 1247 1134 T-1 6 6
*2 avatar Wes Mantooth's 9-5-0 1257 1212 L-1 11 19
*3 avatar Ballantyne BoZukas 8-6-0 1347 1211 L-1 10 33
*4 avatar Maybe This Year 8-6-0 1263 1201 W-1 9 15
5 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 8-6-0 1223 1125 W-1 5 11
6 avatar Dot the I 7-7-0 1127 1112 L-1 2 6
7 avatar Zombo's Brown Dawgs 7-7-0 1106 1178 W-1 1 20
8 avatar Beanpot 6-6-2 1060 1107 L-1 3 10
9 avatar TeamTouriffic 6-7-1 1366 1253 T-1 8 20
10 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 6-8-0 1191 1222 W-1 4 31
11 avatar Gerrypotamusses aka 4-9-1 960 1195 L-1 7 8
12 avatar Hard For Denard 3-10-1 1090 1287 W-1 12 19
Playoff Matchups:
Cal versus Maybe
Wes versus Ballantyne
Could be a Cal versus Rich Final, that is one worth watching.
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League IV

 

I could rested my starters, since I had it clinched, but I let them play and lost ... we'll see how that pays off in the playoffs

 

Rank Team W-L-T Pts For Pts Agnst Streak Waiver Moves
*1 avatar Zombo's Death Dawgs 10-4-0 1538.52 1275.04 L-1 5 21
*2 avatar Flyin J's 9-5-0 1691.34 1433.24 W-2 1 9
*3 avatar BrownsnMopar 9-5-0 1573.22 1523.06 W-1 8 11
*4 avatar Why Cant We Win 9-5-0 1562.64 1416.56 W-1 7 5
5 avatar Browns Win 8-6-0 1671.02 1557.68 L-1 12 33
6 avatar UGOTBLITZED 8-6-0 1511.44 1563.02 W-2 11 17
7 avatar mjp's ALL PROS 8-6-0 1480.58 1540.84 W-5 9 16
8 avatar TXChainsawMassaquois 6-8-0 1425.84 1517.50 W-1 4 30
9 avatar Dot the I 6-8-0 1361.40 1435.04 L-3 2 5
10 avatar 99problems 5-9-0 1334.82 1509.80 L-2 3 11
11 avatar Calfox KosarDawgs 4-10-0 1380.38 1524.84 L-1 6 5
12 avatar Couch Dog 2-12-0 1293.20 1527.78 L-10 10
Playoffs
Zombo vs. Why Can't We Win (Because you suck)
FlyingJ's vs. Mopar
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League One Final Standings

 

Good Job, Cal. Can't believe I made it to .500 playing all of those Browns ...

 

Rank Team W-L-T Pts For Pts Agnst Streak Waiver Moves

*1 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 9-4-1 1247 1134 T-1 6 6

*2 avatar Wes Mantooth's 9-5-0 1257 1212 L-1 11 19

*3 avatar Ballantyne BoZukas 8-6-0 1347 1211 L-1 10 33

*4 avatar Maybe This Year 8-6-0 1263 1201 W-1 9 15

5 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 8-6-0 1223 1125 W-1 5 11

6 avatar Dot the I 7-7-0 1127 1112 L-1 2 6

7 avatar Zombo's Brown Dawgs 7-7-0 1106 1178 W-1 1 20

8 avatar Beanpot 6-6-2 1060 1107 L-1 3 10

9 avatar TeamTouriffic 6-7-1 1366 1253 T-1 8 20

10 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 6-8-0 1191 1222 W-1 4 31

11 avatar Gerrypotamusses aka 4-9-1 960 1195 L-1 7 8

12 avatar Hard For Denard 3-10-1 1090 1287 W-1 12 19

 

Playoff Matchups:

 

Cal versus Maybe

 

Wes versus Ballantyne

 

Could be a Cal versus Rich Final, that is one worth watching.

The Wes Mantooth's are going for their second chip in three years.

 

I smell a dynasty brewing.

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League One Final Standings

Rank Team W-L-T Pts For Pts Agnst Streak Waiver Moves
*1 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 9-4-1 1247 1134 T-1 6 6
*2 avatar Wes Mantooth's 9-5-0 1257 1212 L-1 11 19
*3 avatar Ballantyne BoZukas 8-6-0 1347 1211 L-1 10 33
*4 avatar Maybe This Year 8-6-0 1263 1201 W-1 9 15
5 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 8-6-0 1223 1125 W-1 5 11
6 avatar Dot the I 7-7-0 1127 1112 L-1 2 6
7 avatar Zombo's Brown Dawgs 7-7-0 1106 1178 W-1 1 20
8 avatar Beanpot 6-6-2 1060 1107 L-1 3 10
9 avatar TeamTouriffic 6-7-1 1366 1253 T-1 8 20
10 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 6-8-0 1191 1222 W-1 4 31
11 avatar Gerrypotamusses aka 4-9-1 960 1195 L-1 7 8
12 avatar Hard For Denard 3-10-1 1090 1287 W-1 12 19

 

Yup... congrats, cal...

 

What do I get for leading the league in scoring?

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Well... Fisher is now available...

 

But more on the scheduler... Last year I won with like the 6th highest point total and, IIRC, was outscored for the season. Kinda the opposite this year...

 

I liked last year better...

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well, to come in first, you have to manifest your strategery, think bigly, and avoid

any stupid squealer players or ratbird players. Bengal players are permissible,

under duress, I guess.

 

The kicker is, you have to have a great kicker, and enough luck to make you look

real bigly smart. :)

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we were house-sitting overnight, didn't get to make my change, wanted Doug Baldwin to

take Michael Thomas's place. Baldwin got 13 pts, and Michael Thomas got me zero points

last week, and I tied with Tour.

 

Thomas had better git goin today.

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And I can't believe how hard I had to work to hand you a tie and the #1 seed. Had Brees not thrown a late pick to go -1 for the game my efforts would have been in vane. ;)

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The Wes Mantooth's will be making their second appearance in the league 1 championship game in their short three years in the league after easily dispatching the Ballantyne BoZukas 98-77 in what all of the ignorant prognosticators, otherwise known as Yahoo Fantasy Sports, would deem an upset.

 

 

Only Cal or Maybe This Year stand in the way of the beginning of a dynasty.

 

 

Good luck gentleman, you will need it.

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