calfoxwc Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Vagidiotron goes into the doctor's office and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” Vag took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed, he pushed his elbow and screamed even more. He pushed on his knee and screamed; likewise he pushed his ankle and screamed. Everywhere he touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You're steeler fan, aren't you?” “Well, yes,” he said, “How did you know that?.” “I see it all the time...” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudfly Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Steelers fan, driving thru Ohio, gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who didnt realize his zipper was open, walks up to the car and asks for his drivers license. Steelers fan takes one look at the cops open zipper and says " Oh no, not ANOTHER breathalizer test" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that a male steeler fan behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that he was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the male steeler fan yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell. Zombo And we had a QB that won more than he lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 two male steeler fans were in a swim meet in Pukesburg last year, swimming against two 5th grade female steeler fans in a fundraiser for rapistlicksbooger to get even more counseling..... After the meet, the male steeler fans predictably lost...they were crying, and pointing at the 9th grade female steeler fans who won the meet.... the male steeler fans complained to the judges that the female steeler fans were using their arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 vagidiotron walks into the Pittspuke library. He walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the steeler fan that took our phone book..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 And we had a QB that won more than he lost. Ya, we need another QB that holds teams to ten points. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 One day, while a drunken steeler fan was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told the drunken steeler fan to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to the drunken steeler fan's car...and slashed the tires. The drunken steeler fan started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed his windshield. This time the drunken steeler fan laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all his windows and keyed his car. The drunken steeler fan is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny. The drunken steeler fan giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why?!?!? Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth. Your team sucks but in AFC North fashion finds a little extra for division games. Bell, Ben and Pouncey innthe lineup you get slaughtered. Jones under center with no bell and it will be a better game but you still lose. How are you even managing to run your mouth? Most of you want o fire letting already, nevermind one of the biggest issues with the browns is a complete and total lack of continuity. We are 5-4 with Ben missing 4 games already. We lost our all pro center early and just lost our all pro rb and still managed to beat a hot Oakland team without our star quarterback when it mattered most. Resilience. You are gonna fucking lose. Xoxo Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths. Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Ya, we need another QB that holds teams to ten points. Zombo or a defense that can put up 31 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudfly Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. Ive concluded that the word "steeler" is actually hillbilly speak for "self esteem"...... Totally reminds me of the snot nosed rich kid who feels special, simply because daddy inherited money..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted November 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 What do you call a girl from Pittsburgh that can't outrun her brother? Pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingfooldoug Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 The difference between a female stealer fan and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells funny. The other is a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Lol...love all the Steeler hate. I'll take my team being hated over being laughed at any day. And so should you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsympathetic Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Not a single one in the same territory as any of ours. Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB. Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot. Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality. Other than those 4, you're correct! Similarly, other than the first-and-second-round picks that Farmer has blown, he's great at drafting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths. Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . . Ben - 4 1/2 missed Bell - 3 games missed Bryant - 4 games missed Pouncey - 8 games missed Beachum - 3 games Annnnnd we're 5-4. How would the Bengals being doing without Dalton? Browns fans only seem to see half the picture and hear after year you delusional pricks thinks you are super bowl bound and each year about half way through you're calling for your coach to be fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Haden and Whitner are both better than any Steelers DB. Hawkins is a push at the #2 wr spot. Robertson is playing better than any Steelers LB this year - go look at PFF. You may not like it, but that's objective reality. Other than those 4, you're correct! Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Haden has been getting eaten alive. Link me to a recent pff if you subscribe, I don't. I also fail to see how any of those amount to Bell and Ben being injured. Ben is top 4 according to pff, I'm not sure on Bell but he has to be up there. We are 5-4 with Ben missing nearly half the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Typical stooler fan, acting like they themselves are scoring touchdowns on Sundays. You have just as much impact on the game Sunday as any of us have, so we all have an equal right to run our mouths. Besides the steelers have beat one opponent over .500, and lost to the Ravens and Chiefs . . . I wouldn't exactly call that "upper echelon" . . . We are 5-4 with our franchise qb missing half the season. Your first statement is also a hilarious load of bs. Every fan gets invested in their team. I will be sure to police all your posts looking for the use of "we" in the future when talking about your shit team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Crystal ball has the team correct this week, last week it was only right on the score.... 30-9 Browns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Haden has been getting eaten alive. Link me to a recent pff if you subscribe, I don't. I also fail to see how any of those amount to Bell and Ben being injured. Ben is top 4 according to pff, I'm not sure on Bell but he has to be up there. We are 5-4 with Ben missing nearly half the season. So.. you'll finish 8-8 with Ben back in the lineup.. now go douche yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 So.. you'll finish 8-8 with Ben back in the lineup.. now go douche yourself... We play the stains and then get a bye. Ben may be back for Seattle. I've never seen a douche. I don't associate with stinky pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 We play the stains and then get a bye. Ben may be back for Seattle. I've never see a douche. I don't associate with stinky pussy. I really couldn't care less when the rapist comes back...We'll gladly take the challenge with, or without him... Your team is about as bad as the browns are so I wouldn't run around gloating like the pig tailed sissy you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I really couldn't care less when the rapist comes back...We'll gladly take the challenge with, or without him... Your team is about as bad as the browns are so I wouldn't run around gloating like the pig tailed sissy you are. Based on what dumb ass? Back up your bs with facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Based on what dumb ass? Back up your bs with facts. I dont have to do jack you Moron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusKing Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hawkings is not better than Brown or Bryant sorry. Yeah Stephen Hawking can't walk let alone play football at a competitive level, Andrew Hawkins is pretty good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Yeah Stephen Hawking can't walk let alone play football at a competitive level, Andrew Hawkins is pretty good though. Auto correct. Andrew Hawkins is a run of the mill slot receiver. If he were so great he would still be a Bengal. Hes never had more than 850 yards in any given season and he wouldn't crack the starting lineup on the steelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I dont have to do jack you Moron... Right because you never do, you just spew and watch your team lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Throw in their starting left tackle and starting corner. No reason to lose next week. You do know their starting wr put up over 200 yards? i wish, but i wouldn't bet on it. The quick slants to brown and bubble screens to brown will do us in. We still have not figured out how to stop those damn quick slants since the chargers game. They still have better weapons than us even without bell and roethlisberger... Yeah- get Brown & Bryant out of the game too, and we have a chance. I'm not bragging. The steelers are better and you are fucking delusional. It's so comical how quickly a few of you can turn a thread around. People are talking about big Ben and his "boo boo's" and assuming it's going to be a walk in the park when the browns haven't proven they can hang with anyone in the upper echelon in their current state. You forgot the Browns took Denver to overtime, and would have won the damn game if McCown hadn't played like a Clown in OT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagitron Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 You do know their starting wr put up over 200 yards? Yeah- get Brown & Bryant out of the game too, and we have a chance. You forgot the Browns took Denver to overtime, and would have won the damn game if McCown hadn't played like a Clown in OT. There is something wrong with Peyton Manning. They are undefeated because that defense and the panthers just totally ran the train. Any given Sunday which is why I expect a tough game Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Ordinarily, I'm super pumped about playing the Steelers. Remember last year? How much fun were those two games? I know we lost the first one, but to see us come back and almost take it...man...what a difference a year makes. This year, I hardly care anymore, and that's not me. I used to get pumped up, text all my friends, read every sliver of information about the game...and now...it's like it doesn't even matter. Jim Donovan, Browns announcer, made an interesting statement the other day on our radio show. He said Mike Pettine is in "job security mode", and he's trying to make the record "look a little cleaner". In other words, Pettine wants to win as many games as possible, despite the need to play some of our younger players to see what they can do. You want my guess? If McCown can even pick up a football, he'll play this weekend. And I think this because I agree with Donovan. Pettine will do anything he can to win a game or two and make the record look as good as possible so MAYBE Haslam won't can him. Winning games is obviously what it's all about, but not when you're 2-7 and completely out of any post season aspirations. Pettine needs to forget about starting McCown, playing Bademosi ahead of Desir and Gilbert, and has to figure out a way to get Erving into the game. We need to play our young guys so they can get real experience and so we can see what we have in them. Pettine will be tempted to start McCown because all of the sudden, this looks like a winnable game. Big Ben and Bell are both out, and we all know how the Steelers looked with Vick and Jones playing. Play Manziel. Play Erving. And play Gilbert. It's not about winning right now, it's about building for the future. We are a bad football team, and nobody will deny it. During the past three games, we've been outscored 55-3 in the second half...that is not a typo. We don't get off the field on 3rd down, we don't have any play makers that can score, and we don't have anyone that can get to the quarterback with any regularity. It is what it is. You're preaching to the choir. Looking at the schedule, maybe only the Ravens and 49ers games look winnable, if you're not wearing those rose colored glasses. An extra game here and there IMO won't be enough to save Mike's job if the defense continues to play like crap. Pettine said with the 10 days off, the coaches were going to go into evaluation mode. I hope Mike can evaluate that his defense positively sucks swampwater, and he needs to take it over. There has to be an evaluation as to why we're being outscored by a humongous margin in the second half. Farmer needs to send Bowe packing and bring up a young guy who actually wants to play football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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