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Been reading this thread and thought I would make a rare comment. Like many others I have invested a lot of time and money into following this team. I remember watching the 1964 Championship game on tv and thinking that following a winning team feels real good. Before there was Directv I bought a C- band satellite dish so I could search for a fuzzy satellite feed and watch the games from Florida. I wont bore anyone with any more details of my fanship but I will say I have done things to follow this team that a lot of people would characterize as ridiculous. Personally any one who refers to them by any other name than The Browns can kiss my ass. If they are that frustrating to watch, don't watch them. As far as a squeller fan any that come on here deserve whatever they get.

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And blindly following a shell of a man is exactly where I would expect you to be.

You have expectations for people on a message board? Good God man.

 

I think it's time for another hobby. Something to invest your excess free time in so you are not too involved with bullshit like having expectations from random people on a message board.

 

Model airplanes, stamp collecting, porn... There has to be something out there for you man!

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You routinely modify my posts. You routinely delete my posts. You block my controls in my account. You lie. You welsh on bets.

 

I realize you can't be the loser you aspire to be by fraternizing with Steeler fans but just try being a man.

 

Sure, I'm a gay man. But I have feelings and you continue to hurt those feelings. I just wanna be one of you guys. Is that so wrong???

 

What part of "you're a Steeler fan on a Browns Board" don't you get?

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Zombo remember me? You blocked me out last year because I criticised Hayden and then there was a pile on and I threatened to troll. That was pretty nazi.

 

Then I found out about your dumb site and google millions, so I backed off cuz you could put the hit on me. Just like Adolph...........

 

Anyways rooting for this team is getting old just like this site. Go Stains!

 

Wha????

 

Who are you? I have google millions? Is that like Schrute Bucks?

 

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At least it wasn't against a team that was playing with a JV line, rookie RB and most of their receiving corps hurt............... Oh, wait...........

 

And without cornerbacks Jason Verrett and Brandon Flowers.

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I think if I would have checked to see that I won the Browns Board Baseball league last night, I would have been in a better mood.

 

Zombo

--Nah, I still would have went off on "Stains"

 

 

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so we're one and three and all our loyal fans are throwing in the towel already? WTF?

 

usually i'm negative as hell but i saw a great game yesterday between 2 teams that really wanted the win. i went out and screamed at the top of my lungs when their kicker shanked the first kick (only to miss the penalty and the eventual game-winner).

 

1/4 of the season is gone and all these football guru's superbowl picks are either in the same boat as us or worse. so man the fuck up and quit bitching, cuz i saw a good performance on both sides of the ball yesterday and if we play like that against the ratbirds next week we'll come out of it with a win.

 

and fuck you soju.

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so we're one and three and all our loyal fans are throwing in the towel already? WTF?

 

usually i'm negative as hell but i saw a great game yesterday between 2 teams that really wanted the win. i went out and screamed at the top of my lungs when their kicker shanked the first kick (only to miss the penalty and the eventual game-winner).

 

1/4 of the season is gone and all these football guru's superbowl picks are either in the same boat as us or worse. so man the fuck up and quit bitching, cuz i saw a good performance on both sides of the ball yesterday and if we play like that against the ratbirds next week we'll come out of it with a win.

 

and fuck you soju.

 

 

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Don't you mean "a Steeler fan on MY board" There are plenty of Browns forums where Steeler fans interact regularly. Because their mods aren't afraid of the members hearing an opposing opinion or thought. Face it Pusscakes, you are just a bitter little bitch who doesn't allow anyone to play in your sandbox unless they think like you.

 

and yet dickbreath, you keep coming back for more.

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well i'm sure those pittsburgh fans show much more decorum on those boards than the foul-mouthed rat shit eaters we have coming on here.

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Don't you mean "a Steeler fan on MY board" There are plenty of Browns forums where Steeler fans interact regularly. Because their mods aren't afraid of the members hearing an opposing opinion or thought. Face it Pusscakes, you are just a bitter little bitch who doesn't allow anyone to play in your sandbox unless they think like you.

 

Lol. I'm a regular-sized, good-natured, well-adjusted guy.

 

I am passionate about the Browns.

 

I administrate a Browns fan forum.

 

So ... I fuck with Steeler fans. For laughs.

 

And they keep coming back for more.

 

Even if they have to post under a name like "douche nozzle".

 

They are owned.

 

Zombo

--hey, you know all of those Browns forums were Steeler fans interact regularily? Go there.

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Don't you realize that if it weren't for Zomboners childish attitude you would probably see good natured sportsmanship here.

 

Well, if that's the case, then thank God for my childish attitude otherwise it sound like it would be pretty gay around here.

 

Zombo

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Getting back to the topic at hand.

 

The defense is ranked 32.

 

Our so-called shutdown corner won't play with a broken finger.

 

Our d-line can't get pressure.

 

Our blitz doesn't get home enough

 

And guys were so wide open that they had 230+ yards after the catch.

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You are entertainment at it's best.

 

Great. Then be Douche Nozzle and get treated like shit.

 

Just quit whining about it.

 

Zombo

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Getting back to the topic at hand.

 

The defense is ranked 32.

 

Our so-called shutdown corner won't play with a broken finger.

 

Our d-line can't get pressure.

 

Our blitz doesn't get home enough

 

And guys were so wide open that they had 230+ yards after the catch.

 

A year and a half into this defense and it is ranked #32.

 

And that's after adding Whitner and Dansby last year and Starks and Williams this year. And drafting Shelton, Kirksey, Cooper, Orchard etc. specifically for this defense.

 

Oh and the first draft pick of this admin on a "cover corner" at #8 overall.

 

He returns kicks when our third string running back is gimpy.

 

Zombo

--Better turn it around quick, boys

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"Stains" was definitely too much Debbie - only Stooler fucktards call us that.

 

Don't kid yourself. Bengal fans and Raven fans do as well.

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How much longer is the team going to be able to sustain one heartbreaking loss after another- and not just fold up and say- "shit, this philosophy ain't working"?

Watch yourself there partner!

Freudian slip perhaps? lol

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Don't kid yourself. Bengal fans and Raven fans do as well.

 

I like how you didn't object to being called a Stooler Fucktard LMAO!!

 

It's OK lil' Cletus, it's not your fault you're that stupid, it's your parents fault for being brother and sister.

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have a bad feeling about poor coachie coach petite. think he will get canned at seasons end just like smazranski or whatever his name was...christ, where the hell do we get these coaches from. the dude looks lost. always scratching his jaw and looking confused. same ol shit. looked like for a moment coachie coach had this thing turned around last yr, but lost 5 straight at seasons end and 3 out of 4 already this season with a friggin brutal schedule the rest of the way..this team lacks talent because of bad draft picks and shitty fa's. they lack disciplin which is completly on poor ol coachie coach. shitty front ofc and bad coaching equal disaster..

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No, Pettine just isn't any good.

 

2012: Pettine as DC for Jets had the 26th rush D.

2013: No Pettine, Jets had the #3 rush D.

 

2013: Pettine as DC for Bills had the 28th rush D.

2014: No Pettine, Bills had the #11 rush D.

 

2013: Horton as DC, Browns had #18 rush D.

2014: Pettine as HC for Browns had 32nd rush D.

 

He's failed upwards. Every team has done better with exactly the same players - without him doing the leading.

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No, Pettine just isn't any good.

 

2012: Pettine as DC for Jets had the 26th rush D.

2013: No Pettine, Jets had the #3 rush D.

 

2013: Pettine as DC for Bills had the 28th rush D.

2014: No Pettine, Bills had the #11 rush D.

 

2014: Pettine as HC for Browns had 32nd rush D.

2014: Horton as DC, Browns have #18 rush D.

 

He's failed upwards. Every team has done better with exactly the same players - without him doing the leading.

Unless there were major improvements in D players from one year to the next this is a pretty discouraging stat.

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Those pass Ds must have been hellacious because they were all in the top 6 or 7 overall IIRC.

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I don't want to see any firings but it is a hard pill to swallow knowing the Browns have the highest paid defense in the NFL and are rated dead last in defense right now. Too see this team invest in the defense like they have going into this season and seeing a regression instead of any improvement is baffling to say the least.

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A year and a half into this defense and it is ranked #32.

 

And that's after adding Whitner and Dansby last year and Starks and Williams this year. And drafting Shelton, Kirksey, Cooper, Orchard etc. specifically for this defense.

 

Oh and the first draft pick of this admin on a "cover corner" at #8 overall.

 

He returns kicks when our third string running back is gimpy.

 

Zombo

--Better turn it around quick, boys

To make you feel better why not consult with Guppy and Mudflap about the overabundance of talent you have. They'll post some bullshit numbers from PFF or PFR or whatever you call it. I'm sure the Stains players are all ranked tops in the league. Won't that make you feel better? Then have him post the list of Cleveland championships. That should dry your tears. Don't forget Gipper's weekly "we're more talented than our opponent at every position" post. You should be able to recover after that.

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To make you feel better why not consult with Guppy and Mudflap about the overabundance of talent you have. They'll post some bullshit numbers from PFF or PFR or whatever you call it. I'm sure the Stains players are all ranked tops in the league. Won't that make you feel better? Then have him post the list of Cleveland championships. That should dry your tears. Don't forget Gipper's weekly "we're more talented than our opponent at every position" post. You should be able to recover after that.

 

Stats are good but wins and losses are all that matters speaking of which you Stoolers totally threw your game away against the Ravens due to some bad coaching decisions.

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