Pumpkin Eater Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Polymumu retiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownsFan4Evr Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Good. Tired of seeing him fling his body all over the place while not really doing anything. His time is past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 At least he was rational about it "Polamalu also came upon the realization that the numbers age of 33 and 12 years service agreed with him. Thirty-three is obviously significant because of Christ being 33; and 12 years, 12 apostles, he said. Im not superstitious by any means but I always thought that if I played 12 years and retire from football at 33 and give my life and give my body and give my blood to this game, I think that would be a pretty significant landmark in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 I heard he was going to retire back to the deep Panama forest where he was discovered by a Southern Cal archeology class, who convinced him to leave the forest where he was raised by longhaired apes who had taken him in when he was a child who wandered off from a vacation outing, and taught him to survive in the jungle. All he knew was ape sign language, and how to ram other smaller things to find food. And, later, he learned English, and how to play sports. But his hair kept him from being successful - he suffered from neck aches because his hair was so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 It came to pass, that Pollymaulyapoopoo was good at sports, but he seemed to still be a jungle savage, and never learned how to be a human being all the time. One of the most glaring examples of his stupid savagery was when he was in college: https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=troy+poloamalu+cheap+shot+on+kicker&fr=ush-mailn_02&fr2=p%3Aml%2Cm%3Asb&hspart=att&hsimp=yhs-att_001&type=yahoo_pc_mail But as the years went by, he came to realize that human beings go by rules, even in football. "duh". But his legendary dirty play still lives on, despite his occasional success in leaping high into the air to make a football play, like he used to do in the jungle to retrieve wild grapes, THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Regardless, Troy could Bang with the best of them. Please keep him off NBC with Bill Cower. Don't need a Steelers Pre-Game Show. We already have Patriots and Dallas on NFL Network and Ravens and Philly on ESPN.. IMO Shitsburger (Ben has a Burger) Secondary Coach.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 great player. first ballot hall of famer. if you ask me, couldn't be any gayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrb12711 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Good. Tired of seeing him fling his body all over the place while not really doing anything. His time is past. He's a HOF player I won't argue that but I swear to God 75% of the time he "jumped" the snap he was offside. They just didn't call it for the same reason elite corners don't get flagged for PI. I honestly was kind of hoping the Steelers would work something out and he'd play this season because he was becoming a liability with age. Good for him for realizing he could go out with class instead of wandering around for another couple years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 well, I hate the squeelers... and he started off at SoCal with cheap shot play like a moron, so, despite he could play safety like a flying squirrel over the los, he's a still bum, and it's a Brownsboard, and my made up story was deserved by the long haired freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 One of the best SS I've ever seen play in my lifetime, too bad it had to be for the Steelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 One of the best SS I've ever seen play in my lifetime, too bad it had to be for the Steelers. Comeon ********************************************************************** True. But I'm not really admitting it because of who he played for. Just can't....muster the words...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right? No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 He can finally marry Kordell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 He can finally marry Kordell. As of May 2014 they can do it in Penn. http://gaymarriage.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=004857 (but note...Ohio may be the last state standing not to allow gay marriage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Never learned his real last name. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Since Polamalu seems so Rasta, then this map should be of interest: http://www.governing.com/gov-data/state-marijuana-laws-map-medical-recreational.html Ohio could join the light green states (allowing both medical and recreational use) in November election. How are you gonna vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 great player. first ballot hall of famer. I could not agree more. if you ask me, couldn't be any gayer. Are you're predicting a coming out flavored induction speech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position.Sometimes he was caught out of position yes, but I didn't see it too often. So do you not think he will be a FBHOFer? Or do you think he will be, just undeserving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuwoohio Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 The bad news is the Steelers will be better because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Sometimes he was caught out of position yes, but I didn't see it too often. So do you not think he will be a FBHOFer? Or do you think he will be, just undeserving. Maybe both? No, I think he will probably be deserving.....but I just think to a certain extent he was overrated. (He would be more marginal in my mind than most people think) Because of his "flash" the media types loved him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 The bad news is the Steelers will be better because of it. That is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cheesedick Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 He made impact plays during crucial moments. This is what makes good players people. Making an interception or sack during scrap time in not impressive. Making plays when the game is on the line is what it's all about. Impact players go to the HOF and play in Super Bowls. Leaving the game with dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLD Woody Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Since Polamalu seems so Rasta, then this map should be of interest: http://www.governing.com/gov-data/state-marijuana-laws-map-medical-recreational.html Ohio could join the light green states (allowing both medical and recreational use) in November election. How are you gonna vote? Gay marriage and weed will be legal everywhere soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Speak for yourself, Woody. I hear Troy is a great man of faith. He covered the funeral costs when a Somoan A&M player died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 How do you even put all that hair on a HOF Buff??? The Sign says long hair people, need not apply.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Now he can smoke all the grass he wants... Good riddence ,Pollymoomoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Speak for yourself, Woody. I hear Troy is a great man of faith. He covered the funeral costs when a Somoan A&M player died. Woody is the spokesgay for the entire population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 He made impact plays during crucial moments. Yes, he did some....at other times he was out of position in crucial moments. This is what makes good players people. Making an interception or sack during scrap time in not impressive. Making plays when the game is on the line is what it's all about. Give us some examples where that happened in the playoffs with TP. Impact players go to the HOF and play in Super Bowls. Leaving the game with dignity. I don't think I meant to imply that he was not an impact player....just that he was somewhat overrated by the media. But he deserves his accolades. And yes, kudos to him for leaving with his dignity before it got embarassing for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck The Frowns Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Best I ever saw at SS, possible exception of Ronnie Lott, but should have retired two years ago. The kind of player you love for his toughness if he is on your team, hate him as a thug if he is on the opposing team. I actually stood near him once, and I could not believe how much smaller he is than I would have thought. About 5'8". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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