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So, no one is discussing football and their jimmies are rustled. I am fine with the language but it is petty. I am on /b so much that it doesn't phase me, I've seen things no one can imagine.

 

Should I shift the talk back to football or not?

 

Another guy to watch on the Bills is Dan Carpenter. The Bills are the only team in the league who employ a kickoff specialist, Jordan Gay - formerly the punter on the Panthers in preseason. (which makes it interesting should either our punter or kicker get injured). Carpenter has been having a terrific season and it could matter in this game.

 

On ST the Bills have a few guys that are standouts - Marcus Easley, DaNorris Searcy, Boobie Dixon, Larry Dean, and Ron Brooks fill up our special team standouts.

 

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Btw, I addressed everything from your first post on the last page ;)

 

Our special teams coverage has been pretty phenomenal. Early issues on FG snaps/holds but seem to have been pretty solid since the bye really. We haven't come close to gaining any ground on a return, despite what I believe are pretty fast options we put back there.

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So, no one is discussing football and their jimmies are rustled. I am fine with the language but it is petty. I am on /b so much that it doesn't phase me, I've seen things no one can imagine.

 

Should I shift the talk back to football or not?

 

 

Good, excellent.

 

But two things first. What is "/b"? And l like this term you use "jimmies are rustled," never heard that before. Is that a regional expression?

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Good, excellent.

 

But two things first. What is "/b"? And l like this term you use "jimmies are rustled," never heard that before. Is that a regional expression?

 

no it's a gay term used back in the 50s i believe. wasn't jimmies a box of candy somewhere? nope, just googled it. it's what the rest of the world calls sprinkles that you put on donuts or ice cream.

 

i guess it is some fucked up buffalo term.

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So, no one is discussing football and their jimmies are rustled. I am fine with the language but it is petty. I am on /b so much that it doesn't phase me, I've seen things no one can imagine.

 

Should I shift the talk back to football or not?

 

Another guy to watch on the Bills is Dan Carpenter. The Bills are the only team in the league who employ a kickoff specialist, Jordan Gay - formerly the punter on the Panthers in preseason. (which makes it interesting should either our punter or kicker get injured). Carpenter has been having a terrific season and it could matter in this game.

 

On ST the Bills have a few guys that are standouts - Marcus Easley, DaNorris Searcy, Boobie Dixon, Larry Dean, and Ron Brooks fill up our special team standouts.

They have a kicker that just kicks off and the another kicker for field goals?

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From a Bills poster who asked me to post this: (and he lives in Ohio and follows the Browns closely)

 

If you actually watched both the jacksonville and texas game were close into the 4th qtr. The browns other two losses came on game winning fgs with time expiring. Granted the browns have had trouble against dominant defensive lines this yr but that was without josh gordon and jordan cameron. If the bills stack the box they will pay dearly. We have the weapons back. Wait till you see what they do sunday.
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Hello Browns fans. Was told this Board is better than DawgTalk so I decided to join. It actually looks quite similar to our Board at TwoBillsDrive. I see there are a lot of "passionate" fans here. This should be a great game. Will check in from time to time, but in the interim, let me save you some time by providing some "cut and paste" greetings for me:

 

"Fuck you foot fungus. Don't appear on our board unless you grow a pair"

"Foot fungus?? You shall be known as dickfungus...piss off"

"Your team sucks!! Go build a snowman...or 200,000"

"I hate you and your red white and blue uniforms....Brown Rules you asshole"

"Your chicken wings are too hot...I like mine with garlic and parm sauce and a cold lemonade you bastard"

(Feel free to use any of these if needed)

 

Seriously, looking forward to this game. If any of you are traveling to the game, have fun. Go to Duffs for wings.

 

Go Bills!!

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Hello Browns fans. Was told this Board is better than DawgTalk so I decided to join. It actually looks quite similar to our Board at TwoBillsDrive. I see there are a lot of "passionate" fans here. This should be a great game. Will check in from time to time, but in the interim, let me save you some time by providing some "cut and paste" greetings for me:

 

"Fuck you foot fungus. Don't appear on our board unless you grow a pair"

"Foot fungus?? You shall be known as dickfungus...piss off"

"Your team sucks!! Go build a snowman...or 200,000"

"I hate you and your red white and blue uniforms....Brown Rules you asshole"

"Your chicken wings are too hot...I like mine with garlic and parm sauce and a cold lemonade you bastard"

(Feel free to use any of these if needed)

 

Seriously, looking forward to this game. If any of you are traveling to the game, have fun. Go to Duffs for wings.

 

Go Bills!!

Hey, Johnny Footfungus, maybe get your foot out of your mom's ass and it'll clear up! Something like that what you had in mind?

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Hello Browns fans. Was told this Board is better than DawgTalk so I decided to join. It actually looks quite similar to our Board at TwoBillsDrive. I see there are a lot of "passionate" fans here. This should be a great game. Will check in from time to time, but in the interim, let me save you some time by providing some "cut and paste" greetings for me:

"Fuck you foot fungus. Don't appear on our board unless you grow a pair"

"Foot fungus?? You shall be known as dickfungus...piss off"

"Your team sucks!! Go build a snowman...or 200,000"

"I hate you and your red white and blue uniforms....Brown Rules you asshole"

"Your chicken wings are too hot...I like mine with garlic and parm sauce and a cold lemonade you bastard"

(Feel free to use any of these if needed)

Seriously, looking forward to this game. If any of you are traveling to the game, have fun. Go to Duffs for wings.

Go Bills!!

Die.

 

 

How bout that one

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If you actually watched both the jacksonville and texas game were close into the 4th qtr. The browns other two losses came on game winning fgs with time expiring. Granted the browns have had trouble against dominant defensive lines this yr but that was without josh gordon and jordan cameron. If the bills stack the box they will pay dearly. We have the weapons back. Wait till you see what they do sunday.

i watched those games. Impressive that you were technically in the game against Jacksonville into the 4th. That's a damn good team. They are the worst D in the league and you scored 6. Bortles? Really?

 

You were never in that Houston game. The only points you got were handed to you on field position from penalties. Nice job against those rookie backups Mallett and Blue.

 

The Bills don't ever need to stack the box, by the way.

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You are two more lame posts like that from having your name changed to Randy Ballgobbler.

How 'bout a Thanksgiving Day contest? Just to have one at the ready...

 

"BufflaoBillBallgobbler62" sprang to mind...

 

... Boobie Dixon...

Can y'all believe the mouth on this guy?

 

... let me save you some time by providing some "cut and paste" greetings for me:

If you were really being considerate, then you'd have Lettered the options for quick reference...

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I swear to GOD, I wrote JBs name, and that's what posted, so the Internet Gods agree.

LOL... one of a few autocorrects with entertainment value here...

 

Collect them all!

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Aren't there any Browns fans up yet?? Shit, I'm sitting in my deer watch wanting to converse. Wake up Brownies!!

Little late to be grocery shopping for Thanksgiving isn't it?

 

All the ones that will take you to task for your name choice are CDT zone...

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This will not be a game for the weak-minded. Players or fans. Two teams that like to rough it up. Two fan bases as passionate as any in football. November 30th. Rain and gray skies..a playoff spot on the line.

 

They have the better defense. We have the better offense. Its a matchup we haven't liked so far in 2014, losing to the Jags and Texans and their stout D-lines, but this team has been about overcoming. We've gone down the checklist this year.. Beating the Steelers, winning on the road, winning back to backs, winning three straight...Sunday is the day we check that mountain off. 2014 has been a great season so far. This weekend we start making it a season to remember.

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They have a kicker that just kicks off and the another kicker for field goals?

Yes. A few teams have done this over the last few years. So far it has worked out for the bestto keep our field goal kicker fresh for late in the season and our kickoff kicker is still getting them 5 to 6 yards deep in the end zone.

 

Aren't there any Browns fans up yet?? Shit, I'm sitting in my deer watch wanting to converse. Wake up Brownies!!

The welfare office isn't open on Thanksgiving, so they're sleeping in.

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Good, excellent.

 

But two things first. What is "/b"? And l like this term you use "jimmies are rustled," never heard that before. Is that a regional expression?

I am guessing this is sarcasm because you cannot be that naive to the internet. /b is something that will make you wish you'd never seen it. and jimmies are rustled is about as old as the internet.

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I am guessing this is sarcasm because you cannot be that naive to the internet. /b is something that will make you wish you'd never seen it. and jimmies are rustled is about as old as the internet.

Nope, honest questions. I found this on "/b".

 

http://ri.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0LEVw0KMXdUXD0AHWhx.9w4;_ylu=X3oDMTE0OGMwajl2BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDOARjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkA01PVVMyMzdfMQ--/RV=2/RE=1417126283/RO=10/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.urbandictionary.com%2fdefine.php%3fterm%3d%252Fb%252F/RK=0/RS=y.BdeZ9LN.8XMHFUO7pkd6MUgUE-

 

But it's all over the place and didn't tell me much.

 

And honestly never heard the other one, but at least can figure out the meaning. Just didn't know where the expression came from.

 

If it's an internet born expression, my guess is it came sbout as an adaptation on other forums that were more highly policed and censored. You couldn't get away with "don't get your dick all twisted," so "don't get your jimmies rustled" is the cleaner alternative.

 

And thanks for the reply.

 

As far as the game, you really did make some fine points in your opener, and betwen that and the pages before it, l'd say we've probably dissected this game better than any game this season so far.

 

I think this one will come down to our offensive scheme and how effectively we run it.

 

Buffalo likely hasn't seen the variety of offensive weapons we will throw at them this week, and we'll have them all finally for the first time all year.

 

Cameron and Gordon are the the ball snagging bruisers, and Hawkins, Benji, and Gabriel are the smaller shiftier ball snagging mavericks, and you gotta figure out a way to cover them all. At the same time sometimes.

 

But Hoyer's gotta have time to get them the ball, and that's where the scheme comes in since l'm convinced our Oline can't hang with your defensive front consistantly.

 

And Our RB Crowell has looked downright mighty at times. If he gets it going, along with some creative ways to get the ball to our other playmakers, l'm hoping it'll be /b for you.

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Whitner hoped everyone forgot what a POS he was over the summer. No such luck. He called out Sammy for no reason, apparently pissed the kid didn't realize he signed with the Browns. And didn't mention him when discussing the top corners in the NFL. Even though he's not a corner. Nor did Sammy say he has anything special to play for against the Browns when asked by the Cleveland reporter. He specifically said otherwise. Whitner is either scared and feels he needs to threaten a rookie, or can't read. http://t.co/TMbvFB7nFU

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Offensive weapons thrown at us?

Fucking SERIOUSLY?

I gotta spit out my coffee laughing at that one.

When was the last time you guys played Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola & co?

How about twice a year?

Dude, we are laughing so hard at that one it's sick...

We know what offensive weaponry looks like, and Cleveland has their fair share, but dear God, think before you post.

Trust me, Pettine is no Bellicheat, Hoyer is no Brady, and Cameron is no Gronk. And I highly doubt your wide outs will even see much of the ball when Hoyer is getting crushed within 5 seconds. It's going to be a quick dump off passing game to Cameron for you guys, and some hope of a running game that will be tough to come by.

Jesus will you shut up. It's a sport.... that you're not involved in, in any way. Chill
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Offensive weapons thrown at us?

Fucking SERIOUSLY?

I gotta spit out my coffee laughing at that one.

 

When was the last time you guys played Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola & co?

How about twice a year?

Dude, we are laughing so hard at that one it's sick...

 

Trust me, Pettine is no Bellicheat, Hoyer is no Brady, and Cameron is no Gronk. And I highly doubt your wide outs will even see much of the ball when Hoyer is getting crushed within 5 seconds. It's going to be a quick dump off passing game to Cameron for you guys, and some hope of a running game that will be tough to come by.

GOOD! Laughing with me or at me, the end result's the same. I aim to entertain.

 

We are kinda fired up about finally having all our playmakers on the same field though.

 

That's why l say the offensive scheme is the key here. It don't mean shit if Hoyer can't get the ball to them.

 

And l really don't know much about the Pats offense, honestly. Do they employ smaller wide outs? That's something the Browns have done, and had better than expected results this year with. We've had to lean pretty heavily on them some games due to the absence of our taller guys (Gordon, Cameron).

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