The Gipper Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Here are some NFL draft prospects whose names may not be forgotten on draft day: Adam Smith, Eastern Washington. I can only assume he is an economics major. Jason Pinkston, CB Ball St.. Say what? Browns should definitely pick him..or did they already? Tyron Laughinghouse. There would never be a dull minute at training camp. Rodrick "Let's Get Ready to" Rumble Ben "Pickin'" Cotton Omoregie "He's packing an" Uzzi Marc Anthony...and his girlfriend Cleopatra The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown. Tyler "he gets an A for" Eifert. Baccari "cocktail" Rambo "first blood" (not often you can get 2 out of one name) Nick "mi casa su" Kasa Theo "the Chronicles of" Riddick PJ "ya follow" Lonergan (watch The Sting) Adrien Bushell "Basket" Brad Wing "and a Prayer" "Yo" LaAdrian Waddle Zeke "Whatsa" Motta "you" Manase Foketi (yea, well the same to you buddy) Damion "its hip to be" Square Patrick Omameh "I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law" I think I will stop at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 And now, of course, lest we forget, our new kicker, Brandon Bogatay Bogatay Bogatay Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 wow, how long did it take for you to come up with that? some funny shit. :lol:lol . marc anthony and jennifer lopez and baccarri and coke are the 2 changes i would have made. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv021ewPHfg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 2014 "Name" prospects: Matt "Two Tickets To" Paradis Jimmy "Simon" Legree Will "Why do you rob banks....because that's where the money is" Sutton Craig Sueing Sydney Sarmiento "California" Francis Bah "Humbug" Will Shamburger "and Fries" Andrew "Twenty Dollar Bill" Jackson Jeremiah Attaochu "Geshundheit" Michael Doctor "in the house" Fou Fonoti....no pun, just liked the name Kirby Van Der Kamp "Baked Beans" Case "of beer" McCoy Miles Osei "can you see" Taylor "tickle me" Elmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I think I can get some real groaners right off the Browns current roster along these lines, some of which I have heretofore come up with and used: Emanual "Bless you" Acho Johnson Bad"ass"emosi Brandon Bogatay...etc. (I have already hit this one a few times the last few days.) Jason Campbell "Soup" Josh "Mini" Cooper Oneil "Aunts, Uncles and" Cousins Kellen K3 Hall LJ Fort "Ticonderoga" (or insert your favorite fort) Josh "Flash" Gordon (or "Commissioner) John Greco "Roman Wrestler" Eric "Sea" Hagg Montario "Canada" Hardesty John "the Sausage King" Hughes Ishmaly Kitchen "Cabinet" Alex Mack "Truck" The Artist formerly known as Prince Miller Chris Oblong Bannana (credit to either Z or Howie for that one) Brian Sanford "and Son" Jake Schum "Bag" The Schwartz Buster Skrine "Door" Brad Smelley Feet And finally, naturally: Billy Winn "one for the Gipper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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