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Let's see just how stupid you are.

 

Why don't you keep posting your moronism and watch me delete it all day.

 

Hey, I'm just sitting here at work getting paid to delete your stupidity. Keep typing dickhead.

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Let's see just how stupid you are.

 

Why don't you keep posting your moronism and watch me delete it all day.

 

Hey, I'm just sitting here at work getting paid to delete your stupidity. Keep typing dickhead.

 

 

Let's just say I'll put my cake on Riff.

 

Normally, I'm for keeping people on the board (ie; Loverboy) BUT if our mods gotta work overtime while they're at work because some Tonya Harding/Derek Anderson cult fan is taking a cyber cro-bar to our forum - deep 6 the idiot from the board! :angry:

- Tom F. (What can I say? I grew up with role models like Eddie Haskell and Dennis the Menace)

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Hummers and wine coolers

 

Alright - that signature just got me all fired up so let's have a little trivia fun. What movie are the following lines from and WHO are the actors:

 

Sargeant: I bet you'd like to take a swing at me Winger huh?

 

John: I'd like to take a BIG swing at you Sarg!

 

 

- Tom F.

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Alright - that signature just got me all fired up so let's have a little trivia fun. What movie are the following lines from and WHO are the actors:

 

Sargeant: I bet you'd like to take a swing at me Winger huh?

 

John: I'd like to take a BIG swing at you Sarg!

 

 

- Tom F.

 

Stripes

 

Warren Oates as Sergeant Hulka and Good Ole drunken Bill Murray

 

Flugs, don't ever bag on Winger man, those gals were hot and really knew how to jam. One of the best chick bands from that era, them and Vixen.

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Stripes

 

Warren Oates as Sergeant Hulka and Good Ole drunken Bill Murray

 

Flugs, don't ever bag on Winger man, those gals were hot and really knew how to jam. One of the best chick bands from that era, them and Vixen.

 

LOL! I wasn't even considering it my man. I think they're 1-800-REALHOT! In fact, Winger gives Flugel stinger.

 

I use "fired up" the way we would use it if we were back in our playing days. The first thing that should come to mind is "adrenaline rush" or "kick ass."

 

Thatta boy on the Stripe thing!

- Tom F.

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"Touch my shit, I'll fuckin' kill ya."

 

 

LOL! That guy Psycho was hilarious!

 

 

 

 

Cruiser: "I just thought I'd join the army before I get drafted."

 

Sargeant Hulka: "SON, THERE AIN'T NO DRAFT NO MORE!"

 

Cuiser: "What? There was one?"

 

room full of laughter

 

Psycho: "WHAT A JERK!"

 

- Tom F.

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Let's just say I'll put my cake on Riff.

 

Normally, I'm for keeping people on the board (ie; Loverboy) BUT if our mods gotta work overtime while they're at work because some Tonya Harding/Derek Anderson cult fan is taking a cyber cro-bar to our forum - deep 6 the idiot from the board! :angry:

- Tom F. (What can I say? I grew up with role models like Eddie Haskell and Dennis the Menace)

 

Rifferx- you are right man. Cant fight a superhero moderator with a super powerful keyboard keeping the world free of posts that he doesn't have to like. But here's one post you probably wont want to delete, because you can use it against me should I ever return, its my resignation as a member of this board:

 

Cyber Cro Bar?

 

In fact what Front Desk Security Agent Rifferx deleted was a couple of LOLs and a flippant remark about a comment that a poster made regarding Lumbergh screwing them in the ass.

 

But whatever... Lumbergh has this elevator full of onanists completely handled now and my presence is not needed any more.

 

 

 

 

 

Its too bad because this used to be a hilarious and madcap and no holds barred collection of would be bad-asses but also knowledgeable fans some of whom just happened to be long time Browns fans. I first wandered in there over a couple of years ago and politely introducted myself as a fan of the third string quarterback who had only played a couple of snaps and got cussed out and mocked to pieces. I loved it! Finally a message board without a bunch namby pamby sissy censoring hypocrites on it. And oh yeah even then Derek Anderson was as popular as the last piece of cake at a leprosy victims support meeting.

 

But that was back a couple of address changes. Atenears did his best to warn about the change but it still seemed like a lot of the best posters (posts) stayed at the old site somehow. That and the second move seemed like somebody had just packed the moving van at midnite and carted off all the stuff under cover of darkness just as it was getting more familiar. Again, probably not Stan's fault, its his collection of people . And again he can decide what he wants that collection of posters to look like and make sure that some turkey deprived government worker isnt shotgunning posts justs because DA sucks, as fun as that sounds.

 

Anyway thanks to Stan and thanks to some of the posters who have made my day with the funny or provided some good insight into the subject at hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Special Ensign Lummy, I am handing the directorship of this colony off to you now, I know that you will treat the unwashed natives here with all the respect they deserve. God forbid them the day you leave, there would be quite nothing left.

 

Good day all. And go Browns!

 

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Rifferx- you are right man. Cant fight a superhero moderator with a super powerful keyboard keeping the world free of posts that he doesn't have to like. But here's one post you probably wont want to delete, because you can use it against me should I ever return, its my resignation as a member of this board:

 

Cyber Cro Bar?

 

In fact what Front Desk Security Agent Rifferx deleted was a couple of LOLs and a flippant remark about a comment that a poster made regarding Lumbergh screwing them in the ass.

 

But whatever... Lumbergh has this elevator full of onanists completely handled now and my presence is not needed any more.

 

 

 

 

 

Its too bad because this used to be a hilarious and madcap and no holds barred collection of would be bad-asses but also knowledgeable fans some of whom just happened to be long time Browns fans. I first wandered in there over a couple of years ago and politely introducted myself as a fan of the third string quarterback who had only played a couple of snaps and got cussed out and mocked to pieces. I loved it! Finally a message board without a bunch namby pamby sissy censoring hypocrites on it. And oh yeah even then Derek Anderson was as popular as the last piece of cake at a leprosy victims support meeting.

 

But that was back a couple of address changes. Atenears did his best to warn about the change but it still seemed like a lot of the best posters (posts) stayed at the old site somehow. That and the second move seemed like somebody had just packed the moving van at midnite and carted off all the stuff under cover of darkness just as it was getting more familiar. Again, probably not Stan's fault, its his collection of people . And again he can decide what he wants that collection of posters to look like and make sure that some turkey deprived government worker isnt shotgunning posts justs because DA sucks, as fun as that sounds.

 

Anyway thanks to Stan and thanks to some of the posters who have made my day with the funny or provided some good insight into the subject at hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Special Ensign Lummy, I am handing the directorship of this colony off to you now, I know that you will treat the unwashed natives here with all the respect they deserve. God forbid them the day you leave, there would be quite nothing left.

 

Good day all. And go Browns!

 

Sweet meat, you ain't made a non-bong cough induced post here in months. Face it pal, your game sucks.

 

Here is an idea, when one of your Retarded/moronic posts gets deleted, maybe come back with a real post instead of threatening the mean old moderator. See folks, that method doesn't really work.

 

You made your own bed by posting like an idiot and mocking Cleveland fans, dude, don't pawn it off on me. I've gotten numerous requests to ditch your ass.

 

Gooday smartass, guess you ain't all that.

 

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Uh, Winger isn't Kip Winger? The demon of the apocalypse of rock?

 

He was so cool (and sad) in the rock doc about the 1980s. He took so much undeserved blame for being young and doing what management told him to do.

 

Yeah, Alice Cooper swears that dude could out party anybody and was actually quite "manly".

 

Dude is actually a really good bass player, it's just that his band represented the worst of what the 'Management' dictated in that era.......which was really bad, girlie hair metal.

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Sweet meat, you ain't made a non-bong cough induced post here in months. Face it pal, your game sucks.

 

Here is an idea, when one of your Retarded/moronic posts gets deleted, maybe come back with a real post instead of threatening the mean old moderator. See folks, that method doesn't really work.

 

You made your own bed by posting like an idiot and mocking Cleveland fans, dude, don't pawn it off on me. I've gotten numerous requests to ditch your ass.

 

Gooday smartass, guess you ain't all that.

 

 

Nothing makes a better message board than a moderator who deletes posts and then starts a new thread to crow about it.

 

You're turning into a real crybaby pussy riff.

 

Riffer = Horseballs

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Nothing makes a better message board than a moderator who deletes posts and then starts a new thread to crow about it.

 

You're turning into a real crybaby pussy riff.

 

Riffer = Horseballs

 

Every once in awhile we need to get you younguns in line, so the best way to do that is let it out in the open.

 

You cry more than anybody here son, and all I ever get is mass requests to delete/ban yo little ass.

 

You're too much fun smacking around Lums. ONB was just a Retard who thought it was cool to rag on Browns fans.

 

hey, you wanna fight the mean ole moderator too?

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Sargeant Hulka: "SON, THERE AIN'T NO DRAFT NO MORE!"

 

Cuiser: "What? There was one?"

John Winger: You can't go! All the plants are gonna *die*!

 

Dewey Oxburger: [as he gets off the bus at camp, to Capt. Stillman] How's it going, Eisenhower?

 

John Winger: Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

 

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

Russell Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

 

Russell Ziskey: I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."

 

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...

Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

 

I love this movie.

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Ha! I'll just give you a bad time for being a pussy who deletes posts because he's pissed his love interest has a boo boo on his finger. BQ Fag.

 

Yeah, that's it.

 

Keep working, you'll reach ONB Retardedness in a heartbeat at your current level.

 

You need to get over the BQ fetish bro, it's quite obvious you secretly worship him. The DA thing is a big facade to deny your love for all things that handsome Golden Domer represents.

 

Here you thought you had us fooled queerboy.

 

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When will these fools learn Russ? When will they learn...

 

They won't Mik, just like hillbilly Stiller fan.

 

It's always smart to get into a pissing match with a mod and throw insults at him because he deleted a moronic post or two.

 

Yeah, you'll win that most of the time. My favorite is how they cry afterwords and act like mods are tough guys behind a PC screen. Uh, yeah, way to diagnose it McFly.

 

They call you out and then pout and cry about it when they're called on it.

 

Oregon Manwagonners are a weird lot. Not as dumb as Pitt fan, but just as dense and hardheaded.

 

God love 'em, someone besides Sev has to support DA somewhere.

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Ok...I have to say something here..not really about lumbnuts..he is a fanboy from oregon..cut him some slack ..he has not had any one to follow since Clyde Drexler left town...

 

ZING!

 

But about Kip Winger...i get that people like hair bands..and some of those guys could play really well...but as a bass player that has listened to some lines provided by KIP..i must say he was barely average even for that style of music...though he did sing lead (well) and play bass..and i always like that (sir paul,John wetton,Les Claypool,Geddy Lee)..

 

Winger was bubble gum though at the end of the day.. "Shes only 17"...

 

It used to piss me off to see the readers poll "Best Of" and see guys like Kip and Nikki Sixx as best bassist..it was just the hot flavor of the week...

 

No ofense Inpecta!

 

 

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Ok...I have to say something here..not really about lumbnuts..he is a fanboy from oregon..cut him some slack ..he has not had any one to follow since Clyde Drexler left town...

 

ZING!

 

But about Kip Winger...i get that people like hair bands..and some of those guys could play really well...but as a bass player that has listened to some lines provided by KIP..i must say he was barely average even for that style of music...though he did sing lead (well) and play bass..and i always like that (sir paul,John wetton,Les Claypool,Geddy Lee)..

 

Winger was bubble gum though at the end of the day.. "Shes only 17"...

 

It used to piss me off to see the readers poll "Best Of" and see guys like Kip and Nikki Sixx as best bassist..it was just the hot flavor of the week...

 

No ofense Inpecta!

 

You do realize this is all in jest, right?

 

Alice Cooper really likes Winger as a bass player. Face it, if you can play with Coop you have to be pretty decent at your instrument.

 

I play guitar myself and the little bit of Winger I've listened to.........oh, who am I kidding, I've never really listened to Winger.

 

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I saw ole Kippie in Alice's band on the 1986 "The Nightmare Returns" tour. He's a competent player, but not really inventive or anything. That was the same tour that Alice first employed the "roided out" Kane Roberts on Lead Guitar. Great show!

 

Hey Riff, when are you gonna bust out the Bon Jovi tag? :P

 

Doug

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I saw ole Kippie in Alice's band on the 1986 "The Nightmare Returns" tour. He's a competent player, but not really inventive or anything. That was the same tour that Alice first employed the "roided out" Kane Roberts on Lead Guitar. Great show!

 

Hey Riff, when are you gonna bust out the Bon Jovi tag? :P

 

Doug

 

Shyyooooooot bud, I can does better den dat.

 

Furns, The Kipster could whoop both Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora's ass at once.

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Every once in awhile we need to get you younguns in line, so the best way to do that is let it out in the open.

 

You cry more than anybody here son, and all I ever get is mass requests to delete/ban yo little ass.

 

You're too much fun smacking around Lums. ONB was just a Retard who thought it was cool to rag on Browns fans.

 

hey, you wanna fight the mean ole moderator too?

 

:lol:

 

Loverboy's gettin all colicky so you're doin somethign right Russ. Those DA fans got about as much game as their clumsy QB. And that ain't good.

 

- Tom F. (My father-in-law always called Bon Jovi "Back-jerky". That used to crack me up!)

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