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  1. A perfect start for The Great Zomboni ... 4-0 Against the Spread. But we need an actual Browns victory before Selma will let me do a tequila shot off her cleavage. So let's see what is in store for this week... Cincinnati at Chicago, Sunday 1:00 PM Nice little win to start the season for the Bungles. But we all know Cincinnati can't have nice things ... so this week they lose to the man they belovedly called the Red Rifle. Dalton's boys pull out the win after the Chicago Front Seven control Cincy's line all day. BEARS 23 BUNGLES 17 Houston at Cleveland, Sunday 1:00 PM When I see Houston @ Cleveland, I get visions of the baby blue run-n-shoot offense taking on the Dawg Defense in the Pound with biscuits flying. But, alas, it is just the Texans, which should be a good opportunity for the Browns new defense to shine. Ground and Pound. BROWNS 27 TEXANS 10 Las Vegas at Pittsburgh, Sunday 1:00 PM On the other hand, when I see "Las Vegas" I have a soulless feeling. But ... Raiders @ Steelers ... Now THAT was the best rivalry of the 70s. But Jack Tatum is not walking through that door, so this version of the Raiders will fall short at the confluence. STEELERS 34 RAIDERS 27 Kansas City at Baltimore, Sunday Night Football 8:20 PM The Ratbirds get to start the season losing two straight games in Prime Time ... Because there is no way they are beating these Chiefs. CHIEFS 37 RAVENS 26 TGZ
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    Anthony Walker to the IR

    For some reason, this is not bothering me. I think we rotate the MLB, Jok is ready for extra snaps as the second linebacker, SS Johnson wears the green dot and Delpit allows us to deploy the dime and keep a spy on Tyrod whose most dangerous assets are his legs. They have three old running backs who aren't gonna make the edge and probably won't get past the Malik Brothers. Z
  3. 15 yards for TMI. A simple "I fell asleep early" would have worked. Z
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    Hudson may start on sunday

    Ya, I'd rather go with a guy named Ba Lacke. Z
  5. Our Top 3 Tackles and Tretter didn't practice yesterday, hopefully they are a go come Sunday ... and OBJ out again. But good teams win at home against the Texans ... and we are a good team. Z
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    Pro Pick'em!

    The Great Zomboni leads both Pro Pickem and College Pickem. The Great Zomboni Knows All. Z
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    Kicking woes all ready ?

    I imagine I can, I need to be on a PC, so I'll look into it in the morning. Z
  8. Raiders! Nassib! Entertaining game. Z
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    Higgins had 4 snaps, appear he is 5th wr. Z
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    We'll see when we get our rematch in January. I don't think Baker is going to let Mahomes be our Elway. Z
  11. Zombo

    Dutch's 2021 Browns Questions

    Yes we can. You homosexual. Z
  12. It's a brand new season, and it couldn't come at a better time. We've lost our Brother Gipper. We're praying for our Brother Tour. We're recognizing the 20th anniversery of 9/11. Heavy Stuff. So I think we all need some ... HEAVY TITS! Selma Hayek, The Mexican Muff, has signed on to be The Great Zomboni's Assistant this year ... as long as we win ... Which should be all season. So let's skip the football pleasantries and get right to the games: Pittsburgh at Buffalo 1:00 PM While I haven't joined the Pittsburgh death march just yet, it seem like the baton passed to the Browns in the playoff in Heinz Field. We will find out a whole lot about the Steelers ths week as they head to Buffalo to play a talented rough and tumble team that has been seething since their AFC Championship loss, in front of a crazed crowd of Bills Mafia. The Zomboni 2000 Computer says 6.5 is too much to give in Week one, so .. Bills by 6. BILLS 30 STEELERS 24. Minnesota at Cinncinati 1:00 PM The Bungles won't make a major leap this year because they are not well coached, they still seem very Bunglish despite talent upgrades. I'm kinda rooting for the Vikings to lose this season because their QB is a dick knot for not getting a vaccine, but they should be able to outbungle the Bungles. VIKINGS 17 BUNGLES 16 Cleveland at Kansas City 4:25 PM The Chiefs come into 2021 with 5 new starters on the OL ... Including three that have never played in an NFL Game. They will have their hands full with Myles & Clowney, an athletic interior, and JOK Blitzing and covering Kelce. JOK is the key here, plus the Browns have a much improved secondary. Offensively, when you have the NFL's best running tandem & the NFL's best O-Line, you can win a lot of different ways ... Today it will be Mafield on play-action boots to the Browns Wide Receivers who will see a lot of celebrating in the KC end zones ... Bring on the ribs! BROWNS 37 CHIEFS 23 Baltimore at Las Vegas 8:15 PM, Monday Night Football The Raiders always seem to start the season hot under Gruden. The Ratbirds are starting Willis McGahee at rb, I think, so all the pressure is on Action Jack-O, and he'll try to do too much and smacked around by the Raider D. Stands finally full of Raiders fans! What happens in Vegas ... is going suck for the Ratbirds. RAIDERS 30 RATBIRDS 20 TGZ
  13. Wake up, it's GAMEDAY you PANCAKE-EATING MOTHERFUCKERS . Browns 2021 ... Let's Roll!!!!! Z
  14. It was awesome talking to you on the phone today, Tour. Your sense of humor is intact and your wife sounds like the kinda co-pilot that can take the controls for a little bit while you put all of your efforts into your health. I don't have a favorite poster ... But you're my favorite poster . Keep keeping your chin up, and enjoy the Super Bowl Season! Zombo
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    Bet Buffalo...

    No one upon no one is sleeping on the Steelers. You have a hell of a coach and HOF QB. You have a very, very good young set of receivers, a badass defense featuring two mega-stars, and you drafted your biggest need, running back. I have you going 10-7 and second to us in the division. Most folks feel that with a 38 yo no longer mobile qb and questionable offensive line, you are not a safe bet to make the finish line intact, and that is reasonable. You are defending division champions and will be treated as such. Z -- Even if we have already beaten you twice in 2021.