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    Paxton Lynch

    So true. Would you agree that the "sweet spot" for height of QBs seems to be between 6'2" and 6'5"?
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    Honest thoughts

    He gets to the point of his pathetic attempts for attention quicker now?
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    OUR "Hard Knocks" Thread

    Oh and I forgot to comment on Jarvis Landry sounding like he has Tourette's with his stupid constant "bless em'" nonsense. You know he has to be good, because if I was his head coach I'd cut him just so I wouldn't have to hear "bless em bless em bless em bless em bless em" all. practice. long. 🤣
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    Survival

    Having to fight rolling your eyes completely into the back of your head and dying of boredom would be real consequences of an expedition in the woods with calfox. Plus, we know what country boys like him like to do when night rolls around. I'll give you a hint, you tube "Deliverance You Got a Pretty Mouth".
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    Survival

    I've gotten pleasantly plump in my advanced age... its hurt my quickness for sure.
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    The sad thing is he isn't the worst first rounder taken by this team in recent history. Not by a mile. Yikes.
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    Survival

    No. It consists of going out in the woods with calfox and listening to him ramble on and on about how Josh Rosen makes him butthurt. The person who can take this longest wins.
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    OUR "Hard Knocks" Thread

    My current boss is EXACTLY like that. He married the owner of the business I work at. She inherited it from her dad. Both are lazy pieces of Sheet who show up the absolute least amount of time they can as their business handed to them on a silver platter circles the drain. He took HER last name, because he's her bitch. As you can guess, he overcompensates for this by acting like he's god's gift to the world and by treating his wife's employee's like dogshit. I sincerely hope he gets AIDS.
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    OUR "Hard Knocks" Thread

    Just watched it last night... Nassib going all Joe Pesci in Goodfellas during his enlightening financial discussion was possibly the whitest thing I've seen in a minute. "Hey, I'm the only white guy here talking to a bunch of black guys. I guess I need to say F U C K every other word so they'll take me seriously!" I seriously question the long term viability of Hue and Haley working together. Landry is good at catching the pigskin. Hue might be a mediocre head coach, but is a good guy. But man, the guy couldn't inspire a drowning man to jump on a life boat. His speeches to the team were just bad. John Dorsey is the guy everyone knows, Mr. Alpha Male who asks you a question then starts talking over you three seconds later as you try to answer it.
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    Despite what some of our "optimistic" Browns fans think of Taylor, I feel that is an accurate description of him. He's a QB who won't lose you many games, but won't win many for you either. A guy who will always have a job, but whose team will always be looking to upgrade from. That being said, he'll be light-years better than anything the Browns had last year.
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    Callaway Cited for Marijuana Possession

    Oh sweet baby Jesus, this reminds me of when Gerard "Big Money Wasted" got popped in Pittsburgh by the police and Carmen Policy told the world that the police told him that a nicer person ever arrested cannot be found, anywhere. 🤣
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    Callaway Cited for Marijuana Possession

    I know I'm shocked that giving a kid who repeatedly has committed criminal offenses a ton of money didn't magically turn him into Tim Tebow. This isn't even a slam against the Browns specifically, but how we as a society coddle and enable talented athletes that have no business getting away with just about every thing, and then when they screw up again we act surprised.
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    Dynasties, Near Dynasties

    90s Cowboys?
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    Callaway Cited for Marijuana Possession

    Being a hypocrite comes naturally for Republicans, duh. 😁
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    Dynasties, Near Dynasties

    How about the 50s Lions? They won NFL titles (vs the Browns each time) in 1952, 1953 and 1957.
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    Callaway Cited for Marijuana Possession

    So this Callaway can't even make it to preseason game #1 without yet again another incident of immaturity and lack of any common sense, and the Browns seemingly have drafted an OLineman #33 overall who no one seems to know where he's going to play, or when... I'm going to withhold my unwavering optimism that John Dorsey is the man who will turn this franchise around for the time being.
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    Tom Heckert

    Weren't you the dbag that randomly came onto this board around the draft and got run off because you were an insufferable twat? Don't bother answering, we all know that is a "yes".
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    That my friend is a huge assumption.
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    Gabriel was released by the Browns.
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    Know the golf balls that explode when hit? I imagine Coleman's hands will do the same when he attempts to catch Josh Allen's passes.
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    Elf come back?

    Speaking of pansy logos, how about that badass penguin on skates? Now THAT makes a grown man tremble with fear and respect. 🤣
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    Cory Coleman Traded

    Now who was the person on here who thought it was stupid when I suggested right after last season ended that Coleman's days with the Browns were probably numbered? 😁 The lack of success of Browns first-rounders since '99 is staggering. Absolutely staggering. This team in the last few regimes has moved around and accumulated so many first-rounders, with virtually nothing to show for it.
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    Why is Jackson Painting Himself Into a Corner?

    If the Browns look to resign Taylor for next season to compete against Mayfield for the starting gig than that should be a great indicator that the Browns think they whiffed by taking Mayfield #1 overall. Because Tyrod Taylor isn't keeping the #1 overall pick with 30+ college starts off the field in his second NFL season.
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    It's July Up In Cleveland

    Boo Fagley needs to fast forward to :40 seconds in. DBack knocked the ball out my dago behind.
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    Why is Jackson Painting Himself Into a Corner?

    Yeah, I know he isn't Ghoolie either. But it beats the alternative of a man out there named "Boo" who seems to want to gargle Ghoolie's balls.
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