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Dutch Oven

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  1. Five in the first two rounds. Who knows who will be selecting the players, though.
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    This Week in the AFC North

    Keep picking the Browns. Eventually you'll end up being right. Hopefully.
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    What do the sunshine pumpers have to say now??

    Next week is a bye week. Which means the "keep the organization together" guys won't have a loss next week to slow them down.
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    This Week in the AFC North

    You guys are adorable! Browns? Win? Come on now!
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    This Week in the AFC North

    The only important prediction concerning the Browns - what does San Fran do?
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    London Calling ...

    I can only imagine the regret and shame she feels with her life decision of being with you. That's probably why she's screaming. Drink up!
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    Damn the jaguars got marcell dareus for a 6th rounder

    Be careful war, the keyboard warrior DieHard will run to the moderators and tell on you.
  8. The Browns are only a 10 point underdog? I have a bad feeling it is going to get ugly fast.
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    Ideal Draft Pick (at this point)

    Let's cut out the cowpoop Browns. You guys are finishing either with the #1 or #2 overall pick. When you're on the clock, hand in the card with the best available QB written on it.
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    Ideal Draft Pick (at this point)

    George Takei says: "Ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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    Ideal Draft Pick (at this point)

    Josh Allen just threw a strike that goes for a long touchdown on the first play of the game.... that got called back on a penalty. He's got inconsistent mechanics, but man when he steps into a throw, it's impressive. Pretty mobile for a big guy.
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    Ideal Draft Pick (at this point)

    I never got the impression that he was considered a legit NFL QB prospect? Am I wrong about this?
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    Ideal Draft Pick (at this point)

    Trace McSorley? Seriously?
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    monday night football crew trolls....

    And whose fault would that be?
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    QBs the Browns could have picked

    Not one Browns QB since '99 left the Browns and ever did anything but be a backup. You think at least one of them would have escaped the horrible Browns coaches who held him down and became a viable starting QB in the NFL, but not one did.
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    QBs the Browns could have picked

    I understand that I'm a slapdick who posts on two message boards about the Browns and Indians. I have no clue how the salary cap works, who the LG on Eastern Kentucky is, or what a 3 gap DTackle is. All than being said, I am 100% confident I could have drafted better in the first two drafts of the "new" Browns (1999/2000) with my Sporting News Draft Guides as my only tool. Those were atrocious.
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    QBs the Browns could have picked

    The Force, an army of priests, all the luck of the Irish and the end of the world might be needed to turn this around. It almost should be impossible for the Browns to have been this bad for this long. I sometimes look back to the 1989 season opener... The Browns annihilated the Steelers 51-0 at Three Rivers Stadium. I'm pretty sure some Steelers fan, practiced in the fine art of voodoo, in a fit of rage put a curse on the Browns in retaliation. It would explain the last 28 years of Browns football.
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    QBs the Browns could have picked

    The '62 Mets were godawful because they were an expansion team. The Browns expansion season was 18 years ago. 18. Years. Ago.
  19. Everything else was just superfluous.
  20. Can I play? For the Kessler pick I would have taken Dak Prescott. Yeah, I know, who wouldn't.... But I had a feeling the Browns would take a QB in the 3-5 Rd range in that draft, and Prescott was the guy I hoped they would take a flier on. (I will totally admit I didn't see him doing THIS well.) For the Kizer pick I would have taken WR Chris Godwin from Penn State. I really liked him in college. I have no idea how he's doing so far in his rookie season.
  21. Looking at where the Browns will draft (Top 3 at worst) and the fact that they have another first round pick, plus three second-rounders, combined with this draft class, with what is on the roster presently? For reasons I don't quite understand, I feel pretty damn confident that the Browns take a QB in Round 1 in the 2018 Draft.
  22. I swear this board collectively has Stockholm Syndrome or something regarding this numbnut. You guys constantly bitch about him being a troll, yet cannot show any self-restraint from arguing with him. HE'S A TROLL. THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT A TROLL IS TO NOT FEED SAID TROLL. IF NO ONE RESPONDS, TROLL HAS NO POWER.
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    A Manning Coup D'etat

    Youngstown has probably the best overall pizza in NE Ohio. Lots of ol' school family pizzerias. I'm Italian, so I have an affinity for family-owned pizza joints over chains.