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In Topic: If you were GM, what FA's would you look to bring here in the next few ye...

15 October 2009 - 02:31 PM

jerious norwood - speed back who atlanta's coaching staff criminally under-uses. though similar to davis and harrison, lenwhale completely sucks, and i'd rather have three fast RBs who can take it the distance than two fast RBs and one who never gets more than four yards a carry because he is both slow and sucks. norwood also doesn't have a lot of miles on him, so he should be good to go for at least four more years.

lee evans - possibly, but probably not - he's a perennial disappointment, but that could be because his QB blows.

bo scaife - receiving TE who the titans franchised this year. will likely go to FA next year b/c the titans have rookie jared cook to take over his role.

tony scheffler - overall solid TE. blocks acceptably, catches well. the broncos would be foolish to let him go.

jarvis green - patriots d-lineman. solid fit in the 3-4. will likely stay in new england with the trade of richard seymour, but i wouldn't be surprised to see us go after him if they let him get away.

elvis dumervil - again, denver would be completely idiotic to not lock up dumervil. he's a great pass rusher and is flourishing in their new 3-4. if they let him out, expect him to command top dollar.

matt roth - serviceable OLB from miami. currently rotating with jason taylor, joey porter and cameron wake. a solid, dependable player but not spectacular. the kind of signing we'll likely make this offseason.

dj williams - great MLB. fast, good hands, a sideline-to-sideline guy, but in the same mold as DQJ, whom we also have to re-sign this offseason.

atari bigby - an enforcer at SS, but don't look for the browns to actually go after him. he's too similar to elam and has been injured this year. either way, a huge hitter who i would go after if i were GM.

we also need help on the o-line, but i don't particularly know the guys who are available in FA this year, though chris snee is an excellent OG, but look for the giants to lock him up before he hits the market. he's coughlin's son-in-law (he knocked up his daughter and then married her) and is an integral part of what's always talked about as the best OL in football.

In Topic: Ndamukong Suh

09 October 2009 - 11:38 AM

suh's a sure-fire top five pick. he can play DE in a 3-4 or DT in a 4-3. he's ideally suited for a 3-4 team, imo, because he can play DE on run downs, reduce inside to DT when the team lines up with a four-man front, and has the short-area speed and awareness to drop into zone coverage if he's drafted by a zone-blitz team. he can do anything you'd need a d-lineman to.

here's a longer scouting report on him.

most mocks have him going in the 3-5 range to tampa or detroit, for what it's worth. those same mocks have us taking bradford, jimmy "i look like a douchebag ostrich" clausen, or eric berry, the guy we should be taking.

In Topic: Modell did not hose the Browns

01 October 2009 - 01:55 PM

QUOTE (Brownshirt @ Oct 1 2009, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey JD, was that in the movie? Caught just the last couple of minutes of it. If so who was the comedian? Or is this your version?

Actually the Modell family were all aristocrats up in Waite Hill by Kirtland. Maybe bp 52 is david modell.


this is just me. i'm a sick, classless troglodyte.

and even david is smarter than this no-talent ass clown.

In Topic: Modell did not hose the Browns

01 October 2009 - 12:59 PM

to the xxxxing moron who started this thread:

you come into a place where you don't belong just to start shit? xxxx you. get the xxxx out. you're a mindless prick, xxxxing internet tough guy, and you live in baltimore, a city so shitty that the wire is set there. have fun with your toothless whores and drug trafficking.

because you're here to get attention, i'll give it to you. here's my estimation of your family:

your mom, wishing that she'd aborted you because you're an idiot mongol, sticks you with a junkie's leftover needle and gives you AIDS. then, in a fit of guilt, she tries to make it up to you by sucking your dick, therefore getting AIDS herself.

you dad find out what happened and goes on a bestiality tear through mexico. while getting xxxxed by a donkey, his rectum tears and he starts to hemorrhage. your mother, grief-stricken with the thought of having to again become a toothless baltimore whore, tries to shove his intestine back into his shattered colon. they rip, and she smears herself with a combination of your father's feces and his blood in her abysmal pain.

out of her mind with grief, your mom goes back to baltimore, digs up your grandmother's rotting corpse, takes it to mexico and mops up your father's blood and shit with it. she then hires larry the cable guy to cut off your grandmother's right arm and fist her with it, because being stuffed with giant objects is the only way her distended, gaping xxxx can feel anything.

she then asks larry to piss in her mouth and shit in her face, just because she wants to.

in one last attempt to finally end your worthless life before she, too, kills herself, your mom buries you next to a colony of fire ants, then get a horse to shit on your head. your mom then jacks off the horse, sucks as much of its cum as she can into her mouth, then spits it into your face before she licks larry the cable guy's asshole. she then kills herself by slitting her throat, sprays you with her blood, and, with her last breath, curses you for ever being born.

the aristocrats.

die a thousand deaths, you worthless piece of shit.

In Topic: How sad is it?

25 September 2009 - 07:55 PM

glad to hear it, man. what school do you go to?