Wreck this league.
Weekly Grade: B
My Helmet's 2Tight.
Weekly Grade: B-
What's more likey to happen: Brett Favre's record 297 consecutive starts at QB being broken or My Helmet's 2Tight beating Wreck this league? My Helmet's 2Tight is winless this season versus Wreck this league, this time losing by a final score of 106 to 90. DeAndre Hopkins was the difference, garnering 36 points for Wreck this league. The last time these teams met, Jay Cutler led with 28. This is the closest win for Wreck this league in two head-to-head matchups. They beat My Helmet's 2Tight 111 to 69 in Week 2.
Smooth Moves by Wreck this league
Did someone use the Super Mushroom powerup on DeAndre Hopkins this week? He posted the highest point total of any member on Wreck this league this season with 36 points.
There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Jamaal Charles. He had the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 13 points.
The 13 points scored by Jay Cutler outpaced his 9.40-point scoring projection by 38.3%.
Wreck this league won despite having only 3 of their 9 starters exceed their scoring projection.
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After that performance, we have to wonder if My Helmet's 2Tight cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap.
Colin Kaepernick was last in the matchup in scoring with -1 point against a projected 10.92 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
With 2 points against a projected 6.83, the Carolina Panthers Defense did not meet their projection for the third straight game.
6 of the starters on My Helmet's 2Tight scored less than their projected points.
With 4 points, Pierre Thomas scored only 47.1% of his 8.49 projected point total.
Three of the five wins for Wreck this league this season have come despite their opponent scoring higher than their season average.
Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses My Helmet's 2Tight has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
In the loss, My Helmet's 2Tight had their highest losing score of the season with 90 points.
The 16-point win by Wreck this league beat the 4.94-point spread.
My Helmet's 2Tight had 52.2% of their total score come from the WR position (47 points).
Wreck this league got a combined 57 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Shane Vereen needs to step it up! He scored 2 points against a projected 9.51 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
All of the points for Wreck this league this week came from players they drafted.
Weekly Grade: B-
Weekly Grade: C-
Underdog. Schmunderdog. Ballantyne Bruisers overcame a 14-point projected spread to take down Browns57 96 to 74 for the upset. They took advantage of a team-leading 22 points from Torrey Smith and 21 from Kendall Wright. While Ballantyne Bruisers (4-8-1) is only a half-game back of Browns57 (5-8), they'll be lucky to catch up as they are quite a bit farther behind in points, 1,227 to 1,106. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Ballantyne Bruisers who gets revenge for a 92 to 63 pasting by Browns57 in Week 2. The gap could have been wider, Ballantyne Bruisers had a starter score zero points (Roddy White).
Smooth Moves by Ballantyne Bruisers
With 15 points, Justin Tucker had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
Was smart to sit the New England Patriots Defense this week, which had 3 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
Torrey Smith led the matchup in scoring with 22 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 144.7%, which also led the matchup.
The 21 points scored by Kendall Wright was the eighth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
Quarterbacks get the blame when the team loses and the glory when the team wins. With 20 points, Ben Roethlisberger had the fifth-highest score of any QB in the league this week and earned his praise.
Ballantyne Bruisers would be 4-9 if they played Browns57 every week.
Besides Browns57, Ballantyne Bruisers would have defeated four other teams this week.
Had they played each other last week, Ballantyne Bruisers would have defeated Browns57 98 - 85.
If they played the same schedule as Browns57, Ballantyne Bruisers would be 2-9.
If Ballantyne Bruisers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 50-90-3.
Browns57 would have lost to nine other teams besides Ballantyne Bruisers this week.
If they played the same schedule as Ballantyne Bruisers, Browns57 would be 7-4.
Browns57 would be 70-72-1 if they played every team every week.
Maybe the league is colluding against them. All eight of the losses for Browns57 this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
Three of the starters for Ballantyne Bruisers scored higher than the leading scorer for Browns57.
Look here. We're gonna put any recollection of this week in a box, we're gonna lock it up, and we're gonna toss that thing in the ocean. Browns57 was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 74 points.
Browns57 underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 74 points against a projected 93.19 this week.
Eat. Sleep. Beat the streak. Ballantyne Bruisers was finally able to overcome their five-game losing streak with the win.
The WRs on Ballantyne Bruisers collectively had their best week of the season with 47 points.
Browns57 remains winless in upset games this season, falling to 0-2.
The margin of victory of 22 points was the third-highest margin in the league this week.
Weekly Grade: A
Weekly Grade: A
Cleveland Steamers can breathe easy. They're headed to the playoffs after beating stewartcj1 again, this time by a final score of 140 to 131. This week, the St. Louis Rams Defense was the reason for the win, getting 32 points. That's even higher than the New England Patriots Defense, who led all players with 26 points the last time these teams met. This is the tightest victory for Cleveland Steamers in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated stewartcj1 118 to 73 in Week 2.
Smooth Moves by Cleveland Steamers
The 32 points scored by Calvin Johnson was the second-highest WR score in the league this week and the sixth-best point total by a WR in the league this season.
Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. Le'Veon Bell had the second-highest RB score of the week and the fifth-highest RB score in the league this season with 30 points.
Picked up the St. Louis Rams Defense, which ranked fourth in the league in scoring and beat their scoring projection by 355.8%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
Sat Rueben Randle, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 6.
With 13 points, Rob Gronkowski ranked third in the league this week in scoring among TEs.
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stewartcj1 probably blew their shot at becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer with that loss, but there's a bright side. Let us know when you find it.
Left Tre Mason on the bench, where he scored the sixth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 234.4%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
This is how people lose everything in casinos. stewartcj1 thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Vincent Jackson. However, he scored 3 points against a projected 10.80 and has now underachieved in seven straight games.
A heated blanket would be a great gift for Shayne Graham during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 5 points against a projected 8.91 this week.
At the DEF position, stewartcj1 got outscored 32 - 8 by Cleveland Steamers.
Four of the six losses for stewartcj1 this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
This matchup featured the two highest-scoring teams in the league this week.
Cleveland Steamers is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning three straight games.
It was a tough loss for stewartcj1, which put up the second-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
Cleveland Steamers got a combined 44 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
The margin of victory for the matchup ended up being the smallest in the league this week at 9 points.
This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high performance cars. stewartcj1 got a combined 31 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Marshawn Lynch needs to step it up! He scored 7 points against a projected 10.91 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
Hard For Denard.
Weekly Grade: A
Weekly Grade: C+
Brownies put up a bush-league effort in this one, getting destroyed by Hard For Denard 131 to 84, making it two blowouts in as many matchups. This week, Kenny Stills led the team, putting up 21 points. That's even higher than Arian Foster, who led all players with 17 points the last time these teams met. Adding insult to injury, as Brownies had a starter score zero points (Montee Ball). This is the closest win for Hard For Denard in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Brownies 97 to 37 in Week 2.
Smooth Moves by Hard For Denard
Coaches always preach that projections go out the window when the ball is kicked off. Kenny Stills was a true testament to this, scoring 105.3% of his projected score, the highest percentage among the two teams.
You see what happens when you keep the laces out? Cody Parkey scored 15 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
DeMarco Murray put the team on his back with 18 points, the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Arian Foster. He had the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 17 points.
5 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Hard For Denard topped their projected points.
If Hard For Denard played Brownies every week, they would be 12-1 this season.
Hard For Denard would have beaten eight other teams besides Brownies this week.
Had they played each other last week, Hard For Denard would have defeated Brownies 121 - 92.
If they played the same schedule as Brownies, Hard For Denard would be 10-1.
Hard For Denard would be 95-45-3 if they played every team every week.
Besides Hard For Denard, Brownies would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
Brownies would be 2-9 if they played the same schedule as Hard For Denard.
Brownies would be 29-112-2 if they played every team every week.
Hard For Denard has won three times this year when their opponent scored higher than their season average.
Brownies has lost 10 times and six of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
This was the third time this season that Brownies lost by the week's biggest margin.
Hard For Denard had the week's largest margin of victory (47 points) for the fourth time this season.
Brownies has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost three straight games.
Two of the starters for Hard For Denard scored higher than the leading scorer for Brownies.
Hard For Denard won even though Brownies performed better against their scoring projection. Brownies beat their 75.55 projected points by 11.2%, while Hard For Denard outscored their 118.80-point projection by 10.3%.
With the big win, Hard For Denard improves to 5-1 in blowout games this season.
Weekly Grade: A
The Korky Butcheks.
Weekly Grade: B
Browns149 picked up the third-highest player score of the week from Andrew Luck with 34 and took down The Korky Butcheks 128 to 102. Browns149 settles the argument remaining from a Week 2 draw with The Korky Butcheks (114 to 114) and goes to 1-0-1 head-to-head on the season. For The Korky Butcheks, Coby Fleener and Rashad Jennings played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 24 and 21 points, respectively. The Korky Butcheks (8-4-1, 1,359 points) drops to third place and earns a spot in the playoffs despite the loss. Browns149 (7-5-1, 1,368 points) remains in fourth place.
Smooth Moves by Browns149
Andrew Luck had 34 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
Added the Indianapolis Colts Defense, which beat their scoring projection by a team-leading 57.5%.
LeSean McCoy scored 14 points, which ranked eighth out of all the RBs in the league this week.
The 11 points scored by Dan Herron was the 10th-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
6 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Browns149 topped their projected points.
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The Korky Butcheks should have scored more than 128 in order to win. That's Hall Of Fame level insight.
Had a chance to start Philip Rivers, who outdid his scoring projection of 12.92 points by scoring 24 points.
The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Browns149 and were outscored 35 - 17.
The Korky Butcheks fell short at the K position, getting outscored 12 - 2 by Browns149.
It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Mike Evans scored a season-low 7 points, 52.8% of his projected 13.26, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses The Korky Butcheks has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? The Korky Butcheks scored 102 points and lost. It is the eighth-highest losing score in the league this season.
The Korky Butcheks saw their six-game win streak come to an end.
With a combined 31 points from their RBs, The Korky Butcheks got their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
The draft continues to pay off for Browns149, which got 71.1% of their points from players they drafted.
Coby Fleener scored 24 points, the seventh-highest TE score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of The Korky Butcheks.
The margin of victory of 26 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week.
Browns149 overachieved in the win, improving to 6-2-1 when beating their projected points this season, while The Korky Butcheks falls to 1-3 when scoring below their projected points.
why cant we win.
Weekly Grade: C-
Weekly Grade: D
Like a Mike Tyson face tattoo, why cant we win's record against Badnews Browns sticks out. They beat them 83 to 74 for a second win in as many head-to-head matchups. This week, Keenan Allen was the key difference, garnering 31 points. It was slightly higher than the 29 points Jimmy Graham got the last time these teams played. why cant we win started one player with zero points while Badnews Browns also served up one goose egg, meaning each team left something on the table. This is the tightest win for why cant we win in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated Badnews Browns 101 to 75 in Week 2.
Smooth Moves by why cant we win
Keenan Allen had 31 points, the third-highest WR score of the week and the eighth-highest WR score in the league this season.
The 20 points scored by C.J. Anderson was the fifth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
Starter Jimmy Graham put up a zero, but why cant we win still won.
With 17 points versus a projected 9.04, Matt Ryan exceeded his scoring projection by 88.1%.
Did you use any black magic this week? why cant we win was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
why cant we win would be 2-11 if they played Badnews Browns every week.
Besides Badnews Browns, why cant we win would have beaten only one other team this week.
If they played the same schedule as Badnews Browns, why cant we win would be 6-5.
why cant we win would be 48-94-1 if they played every team every week.
Badnews Browns would have lost to nine other teams besides why cant we win this week.
And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, why cant we win would have lost to Badnews Browns 112 - 107.
Badnews Browns would be 10-1 if they played the same schedule as why cant we win.
If they played every team every week, Badnews Browns would be 104-38-1.
Maybe the league is colluding against them. All four of the losses for Badnews Browns this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
Badnews Browns was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 74 points.
Despite being on the winning team, Sammy Watkins had a season-low 3 points against a projected 11.31 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
At 9 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
The ball must have grown wings this week as why cant we win got 50.6% (42 points) of their points at the WR position.
Badnews Browns got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 9 points this week.
Terrance West did little to help why cant we win, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 1 point against a projected 5.55.
In upset games this season, Badnews Browns is now 1-2, including losses in their last two such matchups.
Hard For Denard
*1 Badnews Browns 9-4-0 1470 1166 L-1 6 8
*2 Cleveland Steamers 9-4-0 1353 1233 W-3 11 41
*3 The Korky Butcheks 8-4-1 1359 1228 L-1 9 22
4 Browns149 7-5-1 1368 1338 W-1 8 9
5 Hard For Denard 7-6-0 1430 1192 W-1 10 14
6 stewartcj1 6-6-1 1201 1251 L-1 4 12
7 why cant we win 6-6-1 1054 1072 W-2 2 9
8 My Helmet's 2Tight 6-7-0 1023 1246 L-1 3 3
9 Wreck this league 5-7-1 1203 1300 W-1 7 2
10 Browns57 5-8-0 1227 1362 L-2 12 22
11 Ballantyne Bruisers 4-8-1 1106 1164 W-1 5 36
12 Brownies 3-10-0 909 1151 L-3 1 -
Last standings update: Wed Dec 03 03:00am EST
* = clinched playoff spot
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