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Member Since 16 Oct 2009
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In Topic: Hear Me Out First

14 August 2016 - 09:07 PM

Fuck you, you dick-licking Kentucky Hillbilly.




It's the owners down to the management that put a staple on an organization ... I take much pride in the way the staff conducts themselves here at The Browns Board. There's no other forum that comes close. Why would anyone post anywhere else? ... Well, unless you were a flaming homo.


Zippy is a dickhead, but a HOF'er

In Topic: Browns versus Packers - Bullshit-Free analysis

14 August 2016 - 08:43 PM

Save for a very athletic catch by Josh Cribbs, Black Tarkenton looked like dog shit. 


That's a classic line right there! ... Just catching up on the ole message board, great to see a few of you in rare season form. I love the hard hitting with pads on in here, glad to see the place hasn't changed. Good shit!


As soon as I'm back from my Vegas buffet circuit, I'll throw-in, although hope we aren't looking to another off-season by then (week #3).


I gotta admit, I predicted just about every time the Browns shot themselves in the foot on Saturday. It wasn't hard as I've seen this movie about 17 times. Not to revert back to my darkside roots, but the second they got the safety I mumbled, "watch they'll fumble the kick-off". After Josh Cribbs...err Braxton Miller, I mean Terrelle Pryor landed that bomb, I murmured, "They'll fumble an exchange" ... it was eerily so predictable, yet sickening for another new era of much the same. I moved from the bar to a table when are Dline got carved up on the first handoff.


I don't want to hear about "rebuilding years" when just about EVERY freaking team in the league rebuilds faster than us.


Plunking down my money for Las Vegas Raiders season tickets! Bam! Just Win Baby!!!


There is no time to play nice now, it's football season boys. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

In Topic: Attending Browns Games 2016

24 May 2016 - 06:09 PM

Flugel, are there any good Western bars in the area that offer mechanical bull riding? You know, I was s champion rodeo'er back in the day. I bet I still got it and could last the longest out of this group! I like the Western places with chicken wire protecting the band, and a john travolta dance-a-thon.

Or a casino or horse track to make some cake at will work too. I could probably make s lot of cake riding the mechanical bull, but I doubt anyone here is up for the challenge🏇

In Topic: Attending Browns Games 2016

16 May 2016 - 11:02 AM

I'm in for all three of those games too Zippy. 


9/25 Browns at Miami ... Fly down and Rock the HardRock Casino, then flex my abs on the beach
10/16 Browns at Titans ... Drive down and do an overnighter at the JACK Casino in Cincy on our way down and probably on our way back (if we don't continue on to Tunica and/or Biloxi).
11/6 Cowboys at Browns ... Probably just Tailgate, then hit a bar for the game or catch it at the lounge in the JACK Casino (see the trend here?)
We need to start making some plans in Nashville, but will leave that up to Flugel and/or Ghoolie.

In Topic: Browns scouts were at Texas a&m game to watch Manziel

05 January 2016 - 02:22 AM

Maybe he is just bored with this fake franchise and pretend atmosphere. 


Maybe we should change back to the original shade of orange, and stick a fucking unicorn logo on the helmet. Maybe the Browns and Lions should merge and play in Toledo.